💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I just wish I could see the 'acts like a creep -> gets called a creep -> complains about being called a creep -> declares everyone a bigot' cycle from one of these groups because it seemingly happens all the time. I highly doubt he spends much time ingratiating himself in the group, so is he creeping on the zoomer baes as soon as he joins? I assume he's hitting on them for the whole group to see instead of DMs because that'd be far too smart for Lucas. If so, I'm not sure what he expects when he gets the same exact reaction from his normal Facebook rants, LOL. Just how many of these groups have turned on Lucas anyways? Everyone fondly remembers him getting called out on that one kink site. It's simply amazing how Lucas gets the same reaction for the same behavior, and you know what he does? React the same exact way with the same behavior. His brain just don't work right, I tell ya hwat.

Yeah exactly. Makes me wonder how many questionable grooming discords lucas tries to creep around in as well. He's not exactly subtle about his intentions either. Just look at how he behaved when he got called out on fetlife years ago. That speaks volumes as to how he behaves when he gets called out by these groups

You might want to take another look at my post as well, I edited it to add some very...interesting things based on his most recent post

 

[HackerX]

Yeah exactly. Makes me wonder how many questionable grooming discords lucas tries to creep around in as well. He's not exactly subtle about his intentions either. Just look at how he behaved when he got called out on fetlife years ago. That speaks volumes as to how he behaves when he gets called out by these groups

You might want to take another look at my post as well, I edited it to add some very...interesting things based on his most recent post

God bless. The man is delusional, but idk what compels him like this. He's usually a bit more... indirect? when he conjures up these mythical zoomer baes that'll eventually fall for him with his "Hi, I'm Lucas. Can I buy you a drink?" With this, and comparing himself to George Clooney or Brad Pitt recently, I'm convinced of one of two things. Either his meds stopped working, or some trollbro is in Lucas's ear telling him things to build confidence. It's more than likely the former, this is all just more insane than usual.

 

[WonderWino]

God bless. The man is delusional, but idk what compels him like this. He's usually a bit more... indirect? when he conjures up these mythical zoomer baes that'll eventually fall for him with his "Hi, I'm Lucas. Can I buy you a drink?" With this, and comparing himself to George Clooney or Brad Pitt recently, I'm convinced of one of two things. Either his meds stopped working, or some trollbro is in Lucas's ear telling him things to build confidence. It's more than likely the former, this is all just more insane than usual.

To be fair he has a history about comparing king roy to george clooney and did it alot years ago so its not too surprising that as the royal offspring he would start to think of himself the same way sooner or later. He certainly puts the looney in clooney. As for the meds if he's being medicated and is still like this then his mental health must have taken a massive nosedive in the last year or so. If this is what he is like medicated then he's liable to go right off his rocker if he ever goes off them

 

[Stinkyboy]

He's likely trading his meds for food again.
There's no way he's still medicated. Been saying it for a while, and he's going further and further off the rails.

 

[WonderWino]

None of those things are capitalist concepts lucas. Thats some real nutjob talk right there. I guess that means north korea really is the happiest place on earth and feudal europe was totally capitalist then

Fucking moron


Did the voices on the wind tell you that lucas? Another 'anybody who calls me out on my bullshit is a right winger' idiot post


Says the admitted pedophile, and the guy reeeing for 15+ years about how nobody will fuck him


The comments weren't having it


That 'capitalism breeds suffering' moron is just as stupid as lucas it seems. I wonder if he's going to eventually earn himself a thread

 

[HackerX]

I wonder where his old headphones went because the ones he's wearing now look like he stole them from a public library. I doubt they're effective at blocking the voices on the wind, which would explain a whole lot of his recent antics.

Lucas, before you start with living in the world of hypotheticals where you're with a zoomer bae, maybe you should consider the possibility of it ever happening? Thinking like that clearly gets his hopes up that it's even possible. Also, LOL on him "Let's say your a 21 year old man with a hot 21 year old girlfriend, what business is it of yours?" The dude has mooed angrily for years that men below the age of 35 shouldn't even be dating anyone, because of science or bigotry or something.

He's also admitting the recent Antifa mooing spurred from people calling him a creep. Interesting that he says they said it was "wrong" when they probably, and very unsuccessfully, tried to explain how disturbing it is for him specifically.

 

[Stinkyboy]

It's just not in the cards.

 

[IceQueen]

Does anyone have any idea what happened to Klickitat? As recently as the last few months he had been updating his Wernology archive channel regularly and I know he has said before he has Lucas’ videos set to auto-download/notify him immediately when posted but the Wern has been posting again on YouTube and it’s been complete radio silence from Klickitat. This has legit never happened in the years he’s had the archive channel, I hope he’s okay and alive.

 

[HackerX]

Rofl. Apparently his idea of talking to the mythical zoomer bae's dad is identical to his idea of talking to the mythical zoomer bae. I wonder how he intends to pay for any of this or if he's just never thought that far ahead.

 

[WonderWino]

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Rofl. Apparently his idea of talking to the mythical zoomer bae's dad is identical to his idea of talking to the mythical zoomer bae. I wonder how he intends to pay for any of this or if he's just never thought that far ahead.

First, lucas clearly doesn't understand the point of what that guy was actually trying to say - that the whole situation is sketchy as fuck at best and if somebody showed up with his daughter in that kind of scenario he's going to take him aside, grill the ever loving shit out of him and find out real quick if he's some kind of creeper. Which of course in lucas's case he'll figure out in five seconds flat and get told to get the fuck away from his daughter or else

Second, lucas is trying to make himself sound charming, cultured, intelligent and sophisticated. He 'hopes' to bring along a bottle of scotch he could never afford and that he knows absolutely nothing about - but i'll bet its what king roy partakes of during evenings at the elk kingdom that lucas saw and took note of to use later to try to make a good impression on some teenage girls father. No doubt its never crossed his mind that said father would likely ask a few questions about it to make conversation and lucas would have no idea how to respond cause he never thought that far ahead and would come off looking lie an idiot. Something that would raise massive red flags for said father. After all if lucas is trying to manipulate the father of this hypothetical teen girl to get in good with him and keep him from calling the cops on his ass or beating the shit out of him and tossing him out on the street, it stands to reason he's manipulating the daughter as well. The conversation he says he wants to have has no possibility of ending well for him. One way or another it'll end badly, the only question is exactly how badly. He really thinks he's some expert manipulator and that other men don't see right through that shit, especially when it comes from somebody like him. Hell just have the dad ask the usual what do you do and have lucas mention he lives at a homeless shelter, has a tugboat with barely any money to his name and how he lost so much weight over the years and probably quickly branch off into political or communism ranting and he's going to make the guy think he's out of his fucking mind. Lucas is exactly the kind of creep that men keep a shotgun in their closet to scare the shit out of them with when they go near their daughters

Third, I occasionally partake of steaks worthy of that caliber he says. The guy who has made multiple videos of himself doordashing himself prime rib steaks and proceeding to pick them up and tear at them with his mouth like a literal caveman. Who continues to do this at every opportunity, like the recent video where he did it at mallon place itself and offered random residents pieces of leftover fat

Yeah lucas, occasionally indeed. As in you do it when you can manipulate somebody else into getting it for you or use your stimulus money from covid or your college money for it. He absolutely thinks he sounds cultured and smart when he talks like that. As if he were some rich scion of king roy at some upper class dinner party wearing a tuxedo and top hat, smoking fine cuban cigars and drinking expensive whiskey in the smoking room with king roy and some oil tycoon, before being called to the dinner table by the butler to partake of a fine steak while discussing philosophy, socialism and billiards

Sorry lucas. Your smoking room is the broom closet at mallon place, your steak is microwaved salisbury tv dinner, your fine whiskey is MD 20/20 hobo wine, your tailored tuxedo and top hat are your science shirt and headphones to keep the voices on the wind out and your evening game of billiards is playing ring toss and bingo in the common room with the seniors and your fine cigars are shitty overpriced joints you stupidly spent your tugboat on and your intellectually stimulating discussions with members of the upper class are you ranting to hobos and seniors about how you aren't getting enough free money from the government

 

[HackerX]

Hell just have the dad ask the usual what do you do and have lucas mention he lives at a homeless shelter, has a tugboat with barely any money to his name and how he lost so much weight over the years

What's great is he'll respond like that and treat it as if it's not unusual at all. Then ofc moo about bigots.

Third, I occasionally partake of steaks worthy of that caliber he says.

God bless, imagine how this scenario would play out. Assuming he could even afford it (he can't) it's extremely likely he'd buy one steak for himself. Then the cooking it part. His skill with oven and stovetop is a sight to behold already, and he'd have to go that route since there's no way he understands how to work a grill. Or cook a steak for that matter. Whether it's a grease fire, or a lighter fluid fire, the only thing certain is there will be a fire. Well, that and the steaks being either extremely raw or extra crispy.

More of him comparing lynching nignogs and castrating gays being the same thing as calling him a creep.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He keeps describing himself.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas showing his total lack of reading comprehension. Clearly he singled out the word bloke and assumed the statement was referring to men losing rights because of troons, because he's an idiot. Reminder SCC put lucas on the honor roll for english yet he does shit like this


What a weird post to make. and funny how he says the age gap wasn't an issue but leaves out the fact that what was an issue was him being a violent nutcase that ended up slapped with a restraining order, convictions for stalking and DV and 50 days in jail


I dated an older woman I ended up abusing and going to jail over said abuse over, she was older than me and I didn't feel manipulated by that he says while deliberately attempting to manipulate the context and ignoring that nobody accused anybody of manipulating him, that the problem is lucas is trying to manipulate teenage girls which is nowhere near the same thing

The brain is 90% developed by 18! Thats a piss poor excuse! he says. So he thinks its acceptable for a 46 year old to date an 18 year old whos brain by his own admission is only 90% developed and thinks that doesn't raise all kinds of abuse and manipulation red flags. He's showing a pattern here. Not just of being a predatory pedo but of deliberately targeting people he thinks are mentally deficient. Either because they are young enough that their brains aren't fully developed or they're autistic and have childlike minds. and he tries to justify it with science, much like JFG does with all those low IQ potatoes he tries to breed, and look how that has turned out so far

and of course he's making up fake ex's again, and not even able to keep the ages of these ex's consistent


He comes off as so narcissistic and creepy in that last post its fucking unreal

I'll say it again - this I dated older and I didn't feel manipulated and taken advantage of, aside from being deliberately taken out of context, is exactly the kind of thing a predatory, manipulative pedo says to justify their actions and he's saying it specifically because multiple people have pointed out to him that what he is trying to do to younger women is both manipulative and taking advantage of them and he knows it. He legitimately thinks this is a reasonable response and that he's being clever saying it when all it does is make him come off as worse and make it crystal clear that he's a predator and shouldn't be allowed near any young women

 

[Kingfisher9000]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gBF96QxhykwMore of him comparing lynching nignogs and castrating gays being the same thing as calling him a creep.

I know it’s been said, but it’ll never stop being funny how Lucas misunderstands why everyone calls him creepy. Is it creepy if a guy dates a woman half his age? Yeah, kinda, but most people wouldn’t give them shit about it. Lucas, however, is creepy because he constantly tells everyone how much he wants to date young girls.

There’s a big difference between some boomer with a sugar baby and a schizo hobo unabashedly declaring his lust for fertile zoomer pussy.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

The brain is 90% developed by 18! Thats a piss poor excuse! he says. So he thinks its acceptable for a 46 year old to date an 18 year old whos brain by his own admission is only 90% developed and thinks that doesn't raise all kinds of abuse and manipulation red flags.

Wellllllllll, his brain is only 20 to 30% developed.

 

[HackerX]

Some moos from TikTok

Take note, asking him how he's a feminist means you're not listening.

Lol. More evident than ever Lucas believes virtue signalling is clamoring for zoomer baes throughout the void. He super duper legit doesn't know what it means.

Nigga what are you trying to say? It don't make no sense.

LOL. He'd be open if the alien is a 18-24 year old Gen Z woman.

And another YouTube video!

He's looping in the ol' reliable Suzanne again. She was 20 years older than him and they dated for a year and a half almost 15 years ago. She made this mistake of buying him a soda stream and he sat at home all day so trouble ensued. He drank SIX liters of soda like an idiot and just barely slid a glass across the table! Then started bitching about theism and he apologizes. LOL.

For one, I can't get over how he thinks anyone believes this. For another, SIX liters of soda? I wholeheartedly believe it, like always, but Jesus Christ. SIX??? He also makes a big show how he just lightly slid the glass and totally didn't sling it at the wall because he got mad at the millienial bigots having orgies in the restaurant.

Edit. He made a follow-up because I think he forgot this was the point in his previous video.

 

[WonderWino]

Some moos from TikTok
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Take note, asking him how he's a feminist means you're not listening.
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Lol. More evident than ever Lucas believes virtue signalling is clamoring for zoomer baes throughout the void. He super duper legit doesn't know what it means.
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Nigga what are you trying to say? It don't make no sense.
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LOL. He'd be open if the alien is a 18-24 year old Gen Z woman.

And another YouTube video!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o16C4MFqWi4He's looping in the ol' reliable Suzanne again. She was 20 years older than him and they dated for a year and a half almost 15 years ago. She made this mistake of buying him a soda stream and he sat at home all day so trouble ensued. He drank SIX liters of soda like an idiot and just barely slid a glass across the table! Then started bitching about theism and he apologizes. LOL.

For one, I can't get over how he thinks anyone believes this. For another, SIX liters of soda? I wholeheartedly believe it, like always, but Jesus Christ. SIX??? He also makes a big show how he just lightly slid the glass and totally didn't sling it at the wall because he got mad at the millienial bigots having orgies in the restaurant.

Edit. He made a follow-up because I think he forgot this was the point in his previous video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IGt9cJ7y7mE

He didn't slide the glass across the table. Women do not accuse you of being violent and dump your ass for sliding a glass across a table. He has admitted on video multiple times that he threw the glass at the wall and smashed it violently. Hence the reason she freaked out and dumped him. Lucas knows how bad this makes him look so he's spent years trying to lie and retcon what happened as 'sliding it' as he claims in this video. This is after he tried toning it down and comparing it to a movie where some guy threw a glass into the fireplace in some supposedly charming way, and when people called him out for it he started with the claims he making now. Aside from that, he's explicitly blaming the victim and putting the incident entirely on her for letting him drink 6L of soda. Nevermind that whatever else that amount of soda might do to you one thing it will not do is make you get violent and throw glasses around. Its not fucking vodka with you liquored up jim lahey style. You know who makes a point of blaming the victim of a violent outburst and trying to put it on them? Domestic abusers. Its literally textbook DV behavior. Also funny how he entirely leaves out what happened after the glass throwing incident. I guess the stalking, restraining order, violating said restraining order and getting arrested aren't as easy to try to bs your way out of huh lucas

and that isn't even getting into the fact that people who aren't abusers don't spend years trying to explain away past DV incidents and downplay them. Only abusers do it and only abusers need to do it. If he wasn't a violent abusive psycho there would have been no need for him to say anything about this. He wouldn't mention it at all

and again, lucas is going out of his way to be manipulative and downplay his manipulative behavior and intentions by going on about how he totally didn't feel manipulated by dating someone 18 years older than him.....when he was in his mid fucking 30s. That is not the same as what he is trying to do with teen girls and he fucking well knows it. You know who doesn't feel like they're being manipulated in a relationship? People who are being successfully manipulated in said relationship. Thats literally the point. Hell its literally what grooming is all about. Something else he has been caught doing multiple times. Its no wonder that he sniffs around discord trying to creep on antifa zoomer baes. I'd bet good money he's in some pretty sketchy groomer hideouts on it as well, we all know discord is full of them

and still with the goddamn sticks.

 

[HackerX]

and still with the goddamn sticks.

That and him staying at her house all day while she worked has been the most consistent part of the story. Rly makes u think. He treats picking up all this sticks like it was some noteworthy or commendable task when everyone's immediate response is "Picking up sticks? WTF is this guy going on about? Is he serious?". It's almost like how he believes being a fat, old, schizofrenic hobo is plenty good for a zoomer bae like it's completely normal.

On a related note, I'd love for someone to get in his ear and explain the original English definition of faggot to him. Pretty sure his mind would explode after he realizes he's been unintentionally calling himself a faggot for years with this story with this story. His homoerotic feelings would overwhelm him. I need the voices on the wind to do me a solid with this one.

 

[WonderWino]

That and him staying at her house all day while she worked has been the most consistent part of the story. Rly makes u think. He treats picking up all this sticks like it was some noteworthy or commendable task when everyone's immediate response is "Picking up sticks? WTF is this guy going on about? Is he serious?". It's almost like how he believes being a fat, old, schizofrenic hobo is plenty good for a zoomer bae like it's completely normal.

On a related note, I'd love for someone to get in his ear and explain the original English definition of faggot to him. Pretty sure his mind would explode after he realizes he's been unintentionally calling himself a faggot for years with this story with this story. His homoerotic feelings would overwhelm him. I need the voices on the wind to do me a solid with this one.

Its hilarious that he's basically admitting to and taking pride in the fact that while suzanne was working lucas was sitting around the house picking up faggots

After all thats what creepy degenerates do. It also raises some eyebrows considering his history of admitting to an interest in men that he does everything he can to hide these days. Perhaps its his subconscious way of telling on himself. He loves picking up faggots behind his girlfriends back so much that he proudly brags about it nearly two decades later

EDIT:

Lucas is making shit up and pretending he understands physics again while claiming things that are proven impossibilities. and he wonders why he failed math multiple times


Lucas showing he's an idiot again


The admitted pedo and groomer is accusing christians of not being moral again


That is not even remotely true lucas. No city, let alone in that area was around for thousands of years without money. Currency is at least as old as settled cities lucas


Acting like a loon again


Lucas is making economic claims based on something he saw in home alone in fucking 1990 that he thought reflected reality, while pulling nonsensical numbers out of his ass and then responding to being called out for being an idiot by telling him he needs to be paid more. There is a total disconnect to what people say to lucas and what he hears. There has to be for him to respond like that. His brain is not processing even the simplest things properly

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Yeah exactly. Makes me wonder how many questionable grooming discords lucas tries to creep around in as well. He's not exactly subtle about his intentions either. Just look at how he behaved when he got called out on fetlife years ago. That speaks volumes as to how he behaves when he gets called out by these groups

You might want to take another look at my post as well, I edited it to add some very...interesting things based on his most recent post

Normally I'd be the first to cringe at sites like Fetlife for being full of creeps and degens.

But Lucas getting called out with surprising accuracy by Dildo Saggins et al. was fucking hilarious and a wonderful addition to the field of Wernology.