💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Was going through Wern's TikTok and it's honestly really boring, but these were a few highlights. Mallon Place Thanksgiving slop, as well as another pic of the sushi slop. A gross post talking about a colonoscopy. I don't think I needed that info Lucas. Also, a post talking about fucking aliens that got a lot of likes and comments for some reason.
 

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Wow, that's as sad as expected from Mallon, the retard dumping ground. 46 years old, stuck at a nursing home his family doesn't want him around.
He's a catch!
Isn't that great Lucas is talking about poop, something we all love to hear about above the age of 7... also let's not forget this is all state funded. You're welcome Lucas, maybe you have cancer, but you ARE a cancer. 46 is pretty young for one if you're healthy even with family history... more time he hints how close to death he is with out knowing it.

Aliens won't fuck you Lucas, don't start hoping. This doesn't make you sound smart it makes you sound very mentally ill.
 
Iscarabaid said:
Was going through Wern's TikTok and it's honestly really boring, but these were a few highlights. Mallon Place Thanksgiving slop, as well as another pic of the sushi slop. A gross post talking about a colonoscopy. I don't think I needed that info Lucas. Also, a post talking about fucking aliens that got a lot of likes and comments for some reason.
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Sounds like they made lucas take that citromag stuff before his appointment, which means they had to have been giving him a shit ton of liquids first or he must have had a really really bad time with that stuff

That said, we all know how lucas wigs out at the idea of anything getting anywhere near his ass, he couldn't have been too happy at the idea of anything going up his ass. Too bad nobody responded that he should just try to relax and think of cyril. Imagine being the poor doctor stuck with shoving anything up lucas's ass, a place no mortal should ever have to be cursed with seeing. Some things were not meant for anyone to see. At least he didn't snap a few pics of the procedure on his phone to post. It really wouldn't have surprised me for him to do something like that

and that thanksgiving meal doesn't look very good at all. No doubt he stuffed himself with multiple helpings regardless. Still, i've seen worse so I guess theres that
 
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Yes it is definitely weird lucas. That is an absolutely bizarre thing to say that makes you sound completely unhinged

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Says the guy who refuses to work and thinks gift economies and communism are good things

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Then why are there chatlogs of you trying to manipulate and groom a teen girl into sneaking out of her house behind her parents back to get a burger with you during covid?

If having a brain that doesn't work entirely correctly as an adults is supposed to means you shouldn't be allowed to leave the house then YOU of all people shouldn't be allowed to set foot outside of mallon place lucas. You're the one with the fucked up brain

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Utter gibberish. Not a single word of that makes any sense whatsoever. It makes lucas sound unhinged, angry and violent. and lets not forget that this is the same guy who claimed for years that doing what he says you are 'free to do' here was the same as fucking your sibling

No one believes a word you say lucas. You're trying to manipulate people to get what you want by saying things you think people want to hear (they don't) and getting pre-emptively angry and abusive about it and it won't work. What you are doing is putting up a massive red flag warning people not to have anything to do with you
 
Inflation isn't real... yes when you're on government hand outs and by law get matched to inflation you sure don't see it.

Fuck you fatty I'm glad you had Thanksgiving alone and I look forward to your Xmas alone.
 
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Imagine being the poor doctor stuck with shoving anything up lucas's ass, a place no mortal should ever have to be cursed with seeing. Some things were not meant for anyone to see.
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We should bow our heads and say a prayer for the poor state-funded doctor, who most likely has no choice in selecting his patients, for the horrors he is about to see.
 
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We should bow our heads and say a prayer for the poor state-funded doctor, who most likely has no choice in selecting his patients, for the horrors he is about to see.
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Abandon all hope all ye who enter this accursed anus
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That sounds like something bulla would come up with

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Such a creepy thing to say. It also shows how stupid he is that he thinks pickup lines are things you just randomly say on the internet to no actual person and expect people to just flock to you and want to date you rather than something you say to somebody in person. Though starting a pickup line with 'spring-autumn romance is a beautiful thing' would scare the shit out of a young woman. Its the kind of thing a pedo would say and makes it clear the man has a thing for particularly young women. Thats how you get a drink thrown in your face, told to 'get the fuck away from me creep' and have the bouncer remove you from the bar
 
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The schizo is coming out again. and he still thinks quoting an AI generated summary that he doesn't understand and deliberately takes out of context makes him look intelligent and correct. He also is ignoring the fact that those summaries make up shit all the time

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He's acting greedy and talking nonsense again

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Oh look, textbook groomerspeak. This is the exact attitude you see out of every groomer when called on their behavior. Clearly somebody called him out on the power dynamics of creeping on an '18' year old when you're 46 and made lucas angry. He's being very manipulative here. This is the same shit he pulled when he wigged out at being told autistic adults can indeed have childlike minds if the autism is bad enough
 
I hope this continues. He is moooing about wanting a zoomer bae and telomeres have made a return. I hope he goes back to claiming he is ready to be a dad. The moooing about how many people capitalism has killed is boring. I hope we see the mask slip soon and he goes back to calling women "bitches".
 
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He's trying to manipulate people into giving him an answer that confirms his claims that he should get to fuck the age range he wants and he's doing a shitty job of it. People aren't responding well to it
 
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What do you mean "our", Lukey? You do not represent men in our age range. You're a schizophrenic, slovenly, fat, creepy pedophile.
That's just you, dude.
Most men our age don't creep on "almost in high school" girls (this means 13, Lucas. we can do math).
Most men our age don't even creep on women in their 20s because there's nothing in common, other than maybe musical taste or seeing old media. You don't know Sabrina Carpenter or anything like that. This isn't the 90s when you might have been into the grunge scene (and still are, you're filthy). Things have changed.

Offering a $1000 date makes it sound like you're hiring a prostitute, but you want to force feed her, too. Most women of any age will see that as disgusting. Even OF girls.

Get a grip, take your meds, stop posting for a bit, stop eating so much, stop listening to the voices on the wind, etc.
I know, rainbows. He's insane so won't listen to legit advice, since it's from a BIGOT.

That said. Even I get girls. Poor Lucas.
 
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He's trying to manipulate people into giving him an answer that confirms his claims that he should get to fuck the age range he wants and he's doing a shitty job of it. People aren't responding well to it
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What a breakthrough! This is one of the rare times, maybe the first?, Lucas is seeking input from someone other than himself or the voice on the wind. Ofc, he's doing his damnedest to shift the conversation to go in a very specific direction for the answer he wants, but it's still progress! Unfortunately it's all for naught.

I think everyone knows how this conversation will follow. He's gonna moo and call everyone bigots for not giving him the a answer he was leading them to. He's gonna moo about all the zoomer orgies going on everywhere around him at all times of the day. He's gonna moo that zoomer baes shouldn't have sex with conservatives because they're hateful bigots, which leads to the obvious question. If that's the case, why are they so successful in his mind?

Can't wait!
 
HackerX said:
What a breakthrough! This is one of the rare times, maybe the first?, Lucas is seeking input from someone other than himself or the voice on the wind. Ofc, he's doing his damnedest to shift the conversation to go in a very specific direction for the answer he wants, but it's still progress! Unfortunately it's all for naught.

I think everyone knows how this conversation will follow. He's gonna moo and call everyone bigots for not giving him the a answer he was leading them to. He's gonna moo about all the zoomer orgies going on everywhere around him at all times of the day. He's gonna moo that zoomer baes shouldn't have sex with conservatives because they're hateful bigots, which leads to the obvious question. If that's the case, why are they so successful in his mind?

Can't wait!
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Indeed. Unsurprisingly he didn't get the responses he wanted so he deleted all the comments to his post

and now he's getting big mad:
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Date me, agree with me and give me what I want or I want you to scream in hell says the supposed atheist. So which is it lucas? Are you just lying about being an atheist or are you being a textbook manipulative abuser by trying to use other peoples beliefs to make them do what you want them to?

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Textbook domestic abuser talk. In other words don't make me mad and give me a reason to hit you and I won't hit you!

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Boo hoo, everybody is a hater and a bigot because they won't date a psycho creep with a history of creeping on little girls and domestic violence! Ree! Lucas is such a repulsive and ignorant piece of shit
 
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Textbook domestic abuser talk. In other words don't make me mad and give me a reason to hit you and I won't hit you!

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Boo hoo, everybody is a hater and a bigot because they won't date a psycho creep with a history of creeping on little girls and domestic violence! Ree! Lucas is such a repulsive and ignorant piece of shit
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I hope we get another video, where it's dark and you can't see anything, with Lucas wailing over this internal conflict. The conflict of Zoomers being ginormous, hateful, x-ist bigots while he's madly in love and attracted to them. Or at least the concept of theme he's conjured in his fucked up brain. That one video was probably the closest I've ever seen him to closing a logic gap. Ofc, there's still the logic gap that all these zoomer baes aren't x-ist bigots. That they're simply not interested in him, but I doubt that's a bridge that can ever be crossed at this point.
 
One of the most annoying things about Lucas is his implication that he is somehow the downtrodden working class. This is a man who barely worked a day in his life, had everything provided for him to live comfortably and yet he bitches and moans.

There is nothing that infuriates me more than people who have no gratitude for what has been given to them. And it is capitalism and the legacy a of Christian culture that has made it possible.

Seriously, Lucas deserves every bad thing that befalls him.
 
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