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All Lucas thoughts fall into two camps: complaining that capitalism won't give him everything for free and complaining that girls aren't lining up to fuck him the second they turn legal age
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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All Lucas thoughts fall into two camps: complaining that capitalism won't give him everything for free and complaining that girls aren't lining up to fuck him the second they turn legal age
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Also Lucas "There are zoomer orgies going on behind every corner, at all times, and I know this because those bigots won't invite me to them."
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Lucas proving how stupid he truly is again. The truth is the exact opposite of this. Billionaires provide jobs to literally millions of people. They are as far from doing negative work as it gets. Lucas on the other hand takes more work to accommodate and provide for than he would be able to compensate to society if he lived 20 lifetimes
Lucas thinks the free market does not exist and capitalism has died. What a loon
Whoever told this poster that is an idiot or a liar. That absolutely does not happen in canada. At best you'll get a few months off and you'll be lucky if those months are paid. Lucas seriously thinks canada is some kind of socialist paradise with infinite welfare, healthcare and all the other socialist bs he rees about. I can't think of a worse country to be in if you have health problems and i'm saying that as a canadian
Lucas thinks he's being clever again. Gee, I wonder. What bad things could possibly happen after a few generations of demonizing a particular race and then making them the minority. Perhaps lucas should ask the jews how that ends
That statement doesn't make a lick of sense. and he's not going to see shit out of that little kids telescope
Thats an incredibly weird thing to say. Not to mention lucas does have bi if not outright gay tendencies
That doesn't make any sense at all. Literally the first thing he said was bs. That is not how life started at all lucas. Not to mention it started in the fucking ocean not as a cell on land
So lucas is one of those people. Because a border collie is the same as a bloodhound, right lucas?
Lucas is reverting to gay slurs and talking about people shoving things up their asses again. He sure does love to think about men sticking things up their asses alot. and of course he'll reee about how he's not a bigot and doesn't use gay slurs to virtue signal in a few weeks like he always does. and its not 93 billion light years across lucas. Thats a total diameter measurement
He's saying weird shit and mixing it up with food and eating things again
I guess that was his birthday meal. That is not sushi lucas, that isn't even americanized sushi. Thats just slop. Nothing but sweet and spicy sauce dumped over whatever garbage they are trying to hide under it
As he has pointed out to him. He's so diabetic his kidneys are in stage 4 renal failure and he's getting dialysis and he still eats like this. Lucas is absolutely one of those retards who goes to get their kidneys flushed out while bringing along a giant big gulp from 7-11
Says the admitted pedo who grooms 15 year olds, solicits nudes from 16 and 17 year olds and refers to women as 'little ovulators' and 'covid sluts' that he 'wishes would die of corona virus for being sluts'
Virtual signaling is a good thing he says. Lucas, we all know YOUR true colors. You act like nobody knows your history while also screeching at anyone who will listen how you can't get a teen girlfriend cause everybody knows your history
He's mad about the laugh reacts again. The voices on the wind must be telling him shit again. Also it shows you how transactional he views relationships with women, he literally talks about 'bargaining positions' as if thats a thing. Most women aren't hookers lucas
He got called out on it too
That was unhinged. and lets not forget that lucas has literally and repeatedly compared women to literal dogs, whining that they should come when he calls them, do as he says and love him like a loyal dog. There are multiple screenshots in this very thread where he does that
He is literally describing his exact behavior
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Fat fuck would be out there going YEAAAAA FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
right before he gets beaten to death
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I loved that one post where he was pretending he could see shit when he first got the telescope. For one, just imagine Lucas trying to navigate where to even look. For two, I know Spokane isn't a massive city and he's exactly downtown, but you have to think there'd be too much. light pollution. Lastly, for thee, like you said. It's a children's telescope. LOL. I'd kill if Lucas brought that shit to a park or something and strolled up by a dude with a larger, vastly more powerful one. You just know the first thing that would run through Lucas's mind is "This bigot has a bigger dick than me."
That statement doesn't make a lick of sense. and he's not going to see shit out of that little kids telescope
Lucas is mistaken. He is woman's greatest existential threat and thankfully they act accordingly.
Thats an incredibly weird thing to say. Not to mention lucas does have bi if not outright gay tendencies
My first thoughts wouldn't be cold sushi, LOL. Maybe miso soup, but not sushi. That's like eating ice cream outside in January.
I guess that was his birthday meal. That is not sushi lucas, that isn't even americanized sushi. Thats just slop. Nothing but sweet and spicy sauce dumped over whatever garbage they are trying to hide under it
Lol'ing at the first comment. I've been an advocate for Lucas doing more psychedelics. I know schizophrenics with many mental disorders are typically supposed to avoid them at all costs, but they can't really do much harm to Lucas at this point. They'd either push him across the threshold to the land of the eternal puzzle factory, or inadvertently rewire a few neurons correctly. We'd hopefully get a real spectacle for the conclusion of Lucas as a lolcow for the former so it's not all bad.
He got called out on it too
That's one of my favorite things about him. He somehow manages to do it in a way that no other lolcow does. I guess it's because it's always so painfully obvious and thorough. I just wish he wasn't limited to a handful of topics so we'd have a wider scope of Lucas, but I'm also confident that we're already getting the full scope of Lucas.
He is literally describing his exact behavior
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Thats the best part. He knows nothing about using a telescope or he wouldn't have asked for one, wouldn't have wanted that one cause he'll never be able to see anything in the sky with it and even if it was a proper telescope he's right downtown and there would be far too much light pollution to see anything, like you said. Not to mention the most obvious thing - a telescope would only be of any use at night anyway and its not like they'd let him break his curfew to waddle his ass out to the ass end of spokane to try to use a telescope. Nor would he want to do so anyway, that would be too much work. Though i'm sure he'd do is bizarre waddle around holding his telescope like its some high powered expensive piece of equipment some university professor would have on a site to impress the zoomer baes, when what everybody would actually see is a middle aged obese creep waddling around the park awkwardly with a kids telescope in his hands leering at teen girlsHackerX said:
I'm sure lucas getting seen in the park with a shitty kids telescope while leering at teen girls totally wouldn't set off everybodies alarm bells and get the cops called on his ass at all. Especially in the middle of the day. He wanted it for one reason and one reason only, to spy on women through his window while trying to make people think he's some kind of intellectual. No doubt he makes a point of wearing his 'science' shirt while using it
I could see lucas taking acid or shrooms or whatever and finally going off the deep end and having a permanent psychotic state. He's definitely the type. Particularly if he got some drugs from some seedy hobo friends who wanted to fuck with him and didn't tell him they gave him something that was laced. Hell I wouldn't put it past the hobo community to give him a joint laced with fentanyl if he pissed them off enough. But yeah, lucas ending up in some permanent semi delusional state where he literally thinks he's living in his perfect communist fantasy land as the stalin of mallon place with imaginary flocks of followers listening to his every word like he thinks they do on the internet wouldn't be too surprising. That devolving into lucas attacking some random teen girl because he thought she was his adoring follower and wanted to date him, leading to him being sent to the psych ward permanently or some seedy psych ward in prison wouldn't be too surprising either in such a state. At that point they may as well just give him a lobotomy and let him sit in the dayroom staring at a tv that isn't even on, while he shits himself constantly and mumbles non stop about telomeres, elk and walter fate would be a fitting end to the saga of the wern. Just imagine lucas ending up like gul dukat, imagining everyone he hates is standing around him arguing with him and laughing at him, all led by cyril and walter fateHackerX said:
Lucas spending his final years with imaginary cyril as his roommate at the nuthouse would really bring the whole saga of the wern full circle
Lucas's answer to everything is always a random lottery that somehow magically produces people who are both competent at their job and want to be there. This is the same shit he's been claiming for years just worded slightly differently
Though i'm sure lucas would love to convince his fellow residents to elect him the socialist king of mallon place so he could be the literal king retard. Still wouldn't get him closer to ruling the elk kingdom or uniting the kingdoms under his rule. His would be a poor and shitty kingdom. King roy smokes fine cigars and drinks expensive whiskey while watching the herds of elk prance majestically through his domain and discussing his next vacation with his consort, while lucas has a curfew, bedtime and gets his pudding cup taken away for not following the rules about food in his royal chambers, and has nothing to watch but doped up seniors shuffling up and down the corridors of his royal domain, while scanning the streets at night with his kids telescope, finally realizing there are no houses with teen girls close enough to actually spy on. All while having nobody to discuss the urgent matters that affect the realm with except jamie and his arch nemesis johnny longcock
That said, lucas clearly didn't stop to consider the absurdity of people in his communist paradise somehow wanting and thinking its a good idea to elect any kind of king. Thats quite the socialist paradise you envisioned there lucas, with a king on every block
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Extremely bold of Billy to claim that Lucas has a fully developed mind.
So guys are simultaneously banging 12 girls at once (Lucas claims to have witnessed guys picking up groups of 12+ women), AND no one is having enough sex, AND the way to fix people not having enough sex is to do the exact thing that Lucas refuses to do. Got it.
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I would enjoy putting this dude into a padded cell and repeat everything he ever posted on text to speech on repeat 24 hours a day with it being recorded for profit.
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Those guys are limo drivers.Never underestimate how retarded Lucas is.So guys are simultaneously banging 12 girls at once (Lucas claims to have witnessed guys picking up groups of 12+ women), AND no one is having enough sex, AND the way to fix people not having enough sex is to do the exact thing that Lucas refuses to do. Got it.
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Limo drivers is being generous and giving the benefit of the doubt. Given its lucas, he's probably referring to a male school bus driver and a dozen 12 year old girls getting on the bus to go to school
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Some new YouTube stuff.
Something about right wing men aren't allowed to pick up women anywhere else besides church. He really goes off on a deranged tangent that effectively goes women should get attracted to virtue signalling and they shouldn't be virtue-less.
Lucas claims to have had game at some point in time, LOL. His approach? Apparently yelling at women "What's your name", which I completely believe since he's a schizofrenic bum and that isn't scary or anything. I somehow don't believe they respond with their name, or at all, as he states. Also LOL. A tangent about how people should treat people with respect and immediately goes off about how you shouldn't respect conservatives because they're dicks who are somehow supremely successful with money and not at the same time.
Lucas is really obsessing over dicks recently. Other than that it's mostly just Lucas being mad at conservatives and projecting.
Apparently patriarchy and capitalism are the same thing. Who knew?
A longer form looney rant illustrating Lucas's deep insight on geopolitics. There's one point where he zooms in on his face as he coughs and zooms out when he's done, LOL. That'll surely attract the zoomer baes.
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The american way is to treat women with respect! says the guy who literally recorded himself screaming in the street that women deserved to die for having imaginary orgies and being slutty during covid
Lets not forget he has a history of referring to teenage girls a little ovulators and black women as thick thighed hoodrats and accusing them of fucking literally everybody except him
Conservatives fail with women says the guy who has had one relationship that ended with a restraining order, a DV conviction and nearly 2 months in jail and who's every interaction with a woman since then has ended badly, up to and including being banned from multiple businesses, making international news and trying to blackmail his way into a teenage girls pants
Conservative men have small dick energy says the guy with a non functional microcock who advertises his eagerness to fist teen girls to make up for said dick
Also lol at lucas claiming it dries the pussy up of any women who hears a woman shouldn't be allowed to vote. There are many women who think women are nuts and shouldn't be allowed to vote. Hell my fiance flat out says women shouldn't be allowed to vote and she's a woman. Lucas doesn't understand women in the slightest, let alone the fact that nobody hates women like other women. He really thinks he's on to something with this virtue signaling shit. Nothing creeps a woman out quite like a blatantly obvious predatory male feminist
Double lol at lucas's comment about not expecting to get hot black women if you're racist. Tons of black women hate blacks cause of how fucked up their culture tends to be. Not to mention the hottest black woman i've ever met was an actual white supremacist who constantly called herself a house nigger and used to rant about how they never should have gotten rid of slavery. Funny thing is she was from california of all places. Go figure. People are fucked sure, but lucas unsurprisingly sees every group as some kind of monolith that all have the same views and beliefs. It doesn't compute to him that
As for the patriarchy-capitalism lunacy, I wonder how lucas would react to being accused of saying that as a code word for accusing jews of being behind the patriarchy and thus oppressing women and accuse him of talking like a right wing stormfronter. I bet you could see the gears turning in his brain as he tries to wrap his simple brain around that in a way that can get him away from being called a nazi
and of course lucas is retarded enough to think that having a US military base in your country means its there to violently put down any anti capitalist revolt. What a moron. What the fuck does he think defense treaties are for? Most countries have jack shit for a military compared to the US
and what the fuck is that oil invasion rant. Yeah lucas, the US totally invaded iraq cause saddam was christlike and wanting to feed the hungry and homeless. How does he explain afghanistan? Syria? what about fucking somalia - yeah they were totally feeding the hungry over in somalia back in the 90s right lucas? Couldn't have that right?
Socialism can't prosper if you straight up murder people isn't the pwn you seem to think it is lucas, cause guess what all the communist countries made a point of doing? Its also absurd that he thinks communism can't take over because capitalism keeps it down, not to mention claiming this while also claiming that capitalism has somehow failed
The last famines were in 1930s soviet union? Is he fucking serious? Been to africa lately lucas? What about north korea? Somalia?
Daily reminder that lucas used to refer to himself as a 'great thinker' of his looney political party he tried to form back in the day
The way he rants about patriarchy and stealing to control and run the world sounds awfully close to the looney shit hitler used to say about the jews. At least hitler didn't claim it was all a conspiracy to prevent him from being able to get a girlfriend
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Stop lying lucas. You spent years comparing anybody in an 'age proximous relationship' (your words) to committing incest and screeching about how anybody who was fucking anybody the same age as them was destroying the species to the point you demanded the age of consent be upped to 35 for men
You've also claimed to have been involved with several 18 year olds over the years including a black girl you claimed to have fingered. As usual you can't keep your lies straight. This is why you get so angry when other people call you on it
It is when 'young' includes 15 - 17 year olds lucas. What about the stuff about having an interest in a 14 year olds feet that you told people? Theres chatlog proof of all of that
Those are not the same thing lucas and even you know that. You didn't even proof read that post before you made it and you make yourself sound even more retarded
Women tell you you are full of shit all the time in your video comments lucas and on facebook and a ton of other places. I've seen it. The ones that don't ignore you like that plague. You have also referred to yourself as a libertarian multiple times, including calling your looney political party you invented libertarian socialist
Lucas sure does love to quote idiots that talk nonsense as if its some kind of appeal to authority that make an argument for him. All he does it prove he skulks around the internet believing any idiot who spouts the same nonsense that he does. and of course its a woman, who wants to bet he was creeping on her as well
Where does all that money come from lucas? Cause there is absolutely not enough to do anything close to what that idiot is claiming
Also lol at an actual zoomer bae fucking with him by telling him get off of tinder right now right now right now right now. He must have been furious at that one
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WonderWino
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Can't edit my previous post anymore so here are the latest wernposts:
These two posts make me wonder if another catfish saga has started
He contradicted himself again. Nobody is entitled to love except me and you're an evil bigot if you don't give me what I want
and he sure does bring up 'legal facts' alot for somebody who claims he doesn't want to do anything illegal
These two posts make me wonder if another catfish saga has started
He contradicted himself again. Nobody is entitled to love except me and you're an evil bigot if you don't give me what I want
and he sure does bring up 'legal facts' alot for somebody who claims he doesn't want to do anything illegal
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I have had three live-in girlfriends since I started reading this thread 5 years ago. I'm retarded half the time and didn't have a (running) car or a lot of money when I was with them. This fat faggot had put in zero effort aside from posting retarded shit online. He's lost over 300 lbs (no), gave away shit with his good stamp card (no), and had his own place (failed).
Its like if he had his internet access taken away and was FORCED to get his shit together via a probation officer or something, he might have stood a snow balls chance in hell, but he didn't even try.
Its like if he had his internet access taken away and was FORCED to get his shit together via a probation officer or something, he might have stood a snow balls chance in hell, but he didn't even try.
WonderWino
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Lucas showing off is insane level of narcissism and entitlement again
and more creepy shit
Utter gibberish
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Lucas cannot drink alcohol on his psychiatric medications (that he clearly isn't taking).
Plus I'm pretty sure the nursing home doesn't let drunks or zoomer baes in.
And him thinking he's "beautiful". No, and great choice of words, faggot.
Yes, eyes do degenerate as you get older, Lucas.
What an ageist bigot.
Plus I'm pretty sure the nursing home doesn't let drunks or zoomer baes in.
And him thinking he's "beautiful". No, and great choice of words, faggot.
Yes, eyes do degenerate as you get older, Lucas.
What an ageist bigot.
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It's very simple really, he changes it depending on his mood, when the voices in the wind remind him he's a fat unlovable faggot he has to feel isolated and thinks these mega zoomie orgies happen because he's depressed.So guys are simultaneously banging 12 girls at once (Lucas claims to have witnessed guys picking up groups of 12+ women), AND no one is having enough sex, AND the way to fix people not having enough sex is to do the exact thing that Lucas refuses to do. Got it.
When he's "stable" he thinks he's top of the mound, and if he's not getting pussy no one is.
Lucas said no one's entitled to love, one of his early posts that got this thread popping was his "I'm entitled to healthcare, housing food stamps where's my GF GOV?" Almost verbatim.
So this 23 year old wants older men, but not Lucas.. I do wish his buddy trolls would abandon him he deserves to scream into the void alone.
Big plate of sushi, I'm glad he's saving money for gifts and travel this holiday season. What a truly caring and giving person.
Men are capitalism, so what's up with Cleopatra's famed 100 million dollar dinner? Queen Victoria taking continents over, or something that will stick with Lucas as a food addict, let them eat cake. Is Trans Suze Osman a new fetish this freak has?