💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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This meme creating guy lucas keeps quoting is starting to come off as an even bigger retard than lucas. Literally nothing he put in that is true or makes any sense. He's using the kind of bizarre logic and assumptions that lucas himself makes constantly

Communism has caused multiple provable famines. Ask the fucking ukrainians about that. Those famines were deliberate, had nothing whatsoever to do with capitalism and were deliberate attempts to kill a large percentage of the population and to obtain full control over the production and distribution of food so that it could be used as a weapon

If I didn't know better I might question if this guy is actually lucas under a different account making these retarded memes and then quoting himself

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Neither of those statements is true. Hell anarchism isn't even a system of government, its the explicit lack of one and the polar opposite of having a direct democracy. Lucas is such a fucking retard its unreal. and since when did communism involve 'sole proprietorships?' by that logic a kids lemonade stand is a fucking communist enterprise, despite being a textbook example of a capitalistic one

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Lucas is so greedy he reeee'd for people to give him money earlier today and then quoted his own greedy post to try yet again to do it a few hours later. He was so lazy at it he couldn't even be bothered to write a new post to try to grift money out of people
 
Fatal Walter said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XvyAuh6b5HcThat took forever but finally done. God, he's obsessed with having sex with aliens right now
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I wonder how he'd moo when the extraterrestrial zoomer baes ignore and deny him. He's probably default to el classico (they're bigots) but I'm hopeful he'd conjure up some new schizofrenic explanation. Or, better yet, the alien zoomer baes are attracted to Lucas but their appearance is that of a 40+ year old woman.
 
Fatal Walter said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XvyAuh6b5HcThat took forever but finally done. God, he's obsessed with having sex with aliens right now
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Dude, I feel a badge of honour whenever I see my screenshots in your videos.

Now, Myrna's post on his birthday was more articulated that Lucas himself and confirmed that she was the one who bought Lucas that telescope:
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Well first of all, his trials and tribulations were his own damn fault.

This quote is a hell of a banger - "He lives in Spokane in a group home, which is amazing." No. actually it's not. The place is bloody disgraceful and she's actually been there herself and only because she had to.
What she also fails to understand is anyone who knows anything about Lucas should know that he's one of the last people on earth you want to see with a telescope. And even if she was right and he was staring into outer space, he's looking for aliens to fuck by the sounds of it. If she was actually friends with him on facebook, she'd know about it. This is just classic Myrna trying to make herself look like a good mother even though her son isn't something to be proud of.

His games are shit, also verifiable. They're so disjointed and make zero sense that at times I question my own sanity whenever I hear it.

I think deep down she thinks what we're all thinking, in that there are no men who could possibly be lesser than her son. But she loves the attention it gives her.
 
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Dude, I feel a badge of honour whenever I see my screenshots in your videos.

Now, Myrna's post on his birthday was more articulated that Lucas himself and confirmed that she was the one who bought Lucas that telescope:
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Well first of all, his trials and tribulations were his own damn fault.

This quote is a hell of a banger - "He lives in Spokane in a group home, which is amazing." No. actually it's not. The place is bloody disgraceful and she's actually been there herself and only because she had to.
What she also fails to understand is anyone who knows anything about Lucas should know that he's one of the last people on earth you want to see with a telescope. And even if she was right and he was staring into outer space, he's looking for aliens to fuck by the sounds of it. If she was actually friends with him on facebook, she'd know about it. This is just classic Myrna trying to make herself look like a good mother even though her son isn't something to be proud of.

His games are shit, also verifiable. They're so disjointed and make zero sense that at times I question my own sanity whenever I hear it.

I think deep down she thinks what we're all thinking, in that there are no men who could possibly be lesser than her son. But she loves the attention it gives her.
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So, then it was myrna of all people who got lucas the telescope. You'd think if anybody would understand why thats a bad idea it would be myrna. Like I said before his intent with that thing has nothing to do with looking at space. Its a shitty low tier kids telescope that isn't much good for looking at anything in any kind of detail. He just wanted to creep on little girls with it. Why else would he ask for a telescope of all things? Hell the fact he went for that over money to buy a bunch of shitty food should confirm it as the only thing that overrides lucas's never ending obsession with food is the possibility of creeping on a teen girl. If lucas wasn't a total retard I might even question if this recent reeeing about aliens was actually him trying to be clever and just throwing that stuff out there to distract people and make them think he was into astronomy instead of using that thing to creep on little girls

That post oozes narcissism to an absurd degree. She's lying through her teeth and trying to fish for praise about her totally hard done by son and how shes such a good mother for supporting him through it all. I wonder how she'd react if somebody posted calling out her bullshit and posting a few choice screenshots of lucas soliciting cp, saying sexual shit to 16 year olds, admitting to trying to blackmail his neighbors and talking about how the similarities of that one teen girl he was talking to to his niece turned him on. No doubt she'd play victim and try to claim anybody providing such evidence or calling out his (or especially her) behavior were just trolls making things up

The board game comment is a low key insult and she doesn't even realize it. They're above everybodies pay grade. Can you imagine some friend of hers getting curious and looking one of them up and seeing how its an incoherent insane mess. Particularly if its that dance of the telomeres one. That might raise some questions with her friends about why a 46 year old is making games about dancing with teen girls at the prom

and of course she repeats the group home lie and makes a point of not mentioning its a state licensed nursing home, and one of the worst in the state, nor how he ended up in there instead of staying at his last apartment

and to nobodies surprise she makes a point of making it all about her, claiming she can't remember the story of her kids birthdays. Yet somehow clearly remembers said stories exist. Thats a real interesting claim considering older memories are the last thing to go with dementia. Its the more recent stuff you start having major problems with first. If she was at the point shes forgetting important major events that happened nearly 50 years ago she should be alot less coherent and wouldn't be making these kinds of posts. Somethings not adding up with her 'dementia'
 
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Looks like Lucas had a post about fucking aliens blow up on tiktok and get like 300 comments
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It's always great when Lucas gets noticed out there in the wild and he chooses to interact with people. The man is so incredibly socially awkward and is incapable of following/participating in a conversation online, or real life for that matter. Personally, I wish he'd hop on some sort of panel stream again so we could watch how his mind navigates through that. It still trips me up when he was adamant that he being paid in sandwiches was a viable career, or getting hung up on random shit like government mandated girlfriends.
 
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Lucas is talking pure nonsense again. Socialism has never come from feudalism lucas, nor has there every been a gift economy anywhere. Temporary or otherwise. He also seems to think communism has been a thing throughout history

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Wern logic at its finest. They aren't speaking to me, even to call out my bullshit therefore they must agree that i'm right. Whats next? She didn't straight out tell me not to fuck her therefore she must want me to fuck her isn't too far off from that logic

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Uh huh. I'm sure everybody is totally stupid enough to believe that. He also completely and utterly misses the point of the trump meme post in the most blatantly retarded way imaginable. Nobody said anything about supporting or not supporting him lucas, its literally just a post saying you're wrong. Fucking hell. No fucking way he isn't on the spectrum
 
WonderWino said:
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Wern logic at its finest. They aren't speaking to me, even to call out my bullshit therefore they must agree that i'm right. Whats next? She didn't straight out tell me not to fuck her therefore she must want me to fuck her isn't too far off from that logic
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You gotta wonder how exactly Lucas ruminates on this. I have no doubt he immediately surfs to browse a profile if it has a woman on it, but I deeply suspect the voices on the wind tell him "The only reason guys are replying is because you're gay."

If there was some sort of device that could let you observe Lucas's thoughts, it'd simultaneously be both the most wild shit imaginable as well as exactly what you'd expect. More or less, I just want to understand how exactly his brain performs logic or make correlations. It clearly does to an extent, but it's so far off from a typical human brain. That's one of many reasons he's such a bizarre individual.

Or, and this is legitimately possible, for them to strap Lucas down and do whatever it is that allows them to watch how neurons work. For whatever reason his defective brain has inextricably linked food, young girls, theism, economics, and bigots so that he correlates absolutely everything else to at least one of those things. If not all of them.
I unironically believe it would provide some insight and benefit to neuroscience if they did that.

On the bright side, I can also visibly imagine Lucas losing his fucking everloving mind if he was strapped down to an table while an examination machine is hovering over him. His head, torso, and limbs restrained with him foaming at the mouth and yelling bigots while a bunch of dudes in labcoats are doing the science that Lucas loves to preach about like it's gospel. C'mon Dr. Nigger. Please volunteer to help science. PLEASE.

(Note: The last paragraph is primarily spawned from me watching a lot of body cam recently. Watching people who are fully wrapped with a helmet on and losing their shit while being arrested is a newfound passion of mine.
 
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No billionaire could figure out how to live like me! as he solicits people for more money. He already gets everything paid for, by everybody else and he has the audacity to say that shit

What a greedy narcissist
 
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No billionaire could figure out how to live like me! as he solicits people for more money. He already gets everything paid for, by everybody else and he has the audacity to say that shit

What a greedy narcissist
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"I have no problem living on $10K a year"

Lucas, my nigga, your life has been subsidized by the government nearly your entire life. I imagine there was a brief period, during the Cyril era, where you didn't receive government benefits, but still subsidized by Myrna. Before that, you were completely subsidized by Myrna though I wouldn't hold that against you since you were under 18. Hell, even then there's probably a good chance Myrna had you enrolled in tardbux as soon as she could, and an even better chance Myrna herself was enrolled in governments benefits in some shape or form.

All this to say is you've effectively always been taken care of and never responsible for yourself. The only periods of time where you were responsible for yourself, you were homeless and shambling around a cycle of homeless shelters because you kept getting kicked out.

It's amazing how he thinks he has some genius, grand plan that'll fix everything and then society into a utopia. He moos sooooo much over sooooo many aspects he's never dealt with, nor allowed to deal with, because he's an irresponsible retard.

What's even better is that Lucas status in life would be the same in basically any society based in reality. Barring a idealistic computer simulation which removes the human with unlimited resources, Lucas will always always always end up at the bottom of the totem pole.

He's honestly lucky as fuck because if he existed in 99.999999% of the other potential human societies or 99.999999% of the other periods of human existence, he'd have been dead a LONG time ago. His existence is a detriment to his family, the nation, and the human race as a whole. The fact that he's not only allowed to continue existing, but complain all the fucking time about it because reality does not bend to his demonic will, is simultaneously both a key indicator to how (relatively) incredible modern society is AND (relatively) weak modern society has become.
 
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No billionaire could figure out how to live like me! as he solicits people for more money. He already gets everything paid for, by everybody else and he has the audacity to say that shit

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No billionaire could live simply?
The library he was thrown out of came from Andrew Carnegie. That's all I really need to say.

He probably had 7 helpings at Mallon for thanksgiving, his parents didn't want him around and no one loves him. So he just ate more off the tax payers dime than he normally does.

I bet one of the big events at the crap hole was drawing hand turkeys and Lucas still did that wrong with his big old ham fist.

Edit: Good work as always @Fatal Walter !
 
At least some historians believe giift economies were a real thing, in the Dark Ages and other situations where no one had the ability to mint coins. They were not free or even slightly socialist, and your social standing and standard of living was absolutely tied to your ability to reciprocate - i.e. how much excess wealth you had.

Think the Dothraki from Game of Thrones, not exactly the sort of society Lucas would thrive in.
 
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Bassomatic said:
No billionaire could live simply?
The library he was thrown out of came from Andrew Carnegie. That's all I really need to say.
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Warren Buffett is worth $160 billion, still drives a 2014 Cadillac, and lives in a modest home. He's also going to give away virtually all his fortune to charity. Even Carnegie, pretty much a robber baron of the classic era, and who did a lot of his charity to stamp his name on things when he was close to death, still did good.

We can argue about whether we should have policies that encourage ultra-rich aristocrats (I think we should not), but that doesn't mean they're somehow inherently evil just for winning the game.
 
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Warren Buffett is worth $160 billion, still drives a 2014 Cadillac, and lives in a modest home. He's also going to give away virtually all his fortune to charity. Even Carnegie, pretty much a robber baron of the classic era, and who did a lot of his charity to stamp his name on things when he was close to death, still did good.

We can argue about whether we should have policies that encourage ultra-rich aristocrats (I think we should not), but that doesn't mean they're somehow inherently evil just for winning the game.
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Funny how out of all the billionaires in the world, the two you proffered weren't Jewish. Rly makes u think.

Setting that aside, I'm fairly certain that the vast majority of people who 'I hate billionaires' sperg would be demonstrably worse than said billionaires. I've got no issues if a billionaire sperg can coherently explain their rationale for and/or against their stance, whether I agree with said stance or not though. Unfortunately, that ain't the case for most people and definitely isn't the case for Lucas. He's just mad because someone has something and he doesn't.
 
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WonderWino said:
Communism has caused multiple provable famines. Ask the fucking ukrainians about that. Those famines were deliberate, had nothing whatsoever to do with capitalism and were deliberate attempts to kill a large percentage of the population and to obtain full control over the production and distribution of food so that it could be used as a weapon
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Somehow farmers lose the ability to farm when you murder them all and turn over their farms to people who can't farm.
 
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