💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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HackerX said:
Good point that probably applies to any amount of money. I doubt he'd even put the money in a bank account of some sort. I could easily see the retard storing a million dollars in pillow cases while bragging about it the entire time. Basically broadcasting 'rob me' to everyone. The only caveat is it'd require someone brave enough to enter his lair. They'd also have to worry about ingesting any substances he offers beforehand because I could easily see him drugging a zoomer bae if he had both the means and opportunity since we already sure as hell know the motive.
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On that note here is a scenario I can absolutely see happening to lucas in such a situation:

Lucas gets a few hundred thousand dollars from whatever source and immediately fucks off out of mallon place to his usual motel 6. Trying to be clever and realizing he can't physically carry so much money on his person he puts most of it in a black garbage bag in the corner of his apartment, not wanting to trust the banks cause of all their fees (and probably intending to hide his newfound wealth and still somehow try to claim his existing benefits by not telling the government) he stuffs a few handfuls of hundred dollar bills into his pockets and waddles his fat ass down to clinkerdaggers to start a touring food gorging run of spokane, stuffing himself at one restaurant before waddling to the next one until he is so full he can barely walk. He then waddles his fat ass back to his motel 6 room and after a an hour or two of shirtless reeing on the internet from his bed, decides he's a bit peckish and needs to order a prime rib roast from clinkerdaggers as a snack. So he goes to fish out some money from his bag and.....realizes its gone. After waddling around the room checking under the bed in case he left it somewhere and forgot, he quickly waddles to the front desk and declares he has been robbed of his bag of money.....only to be told the maid cleaned the room while he was away, per motel policy and threw the bag away with the rest of the garbage from the bin. Prompting lucas to go absolutely ballistic and get his ass thrown back in the psych ward. Finally finding out after he calms down that his spot in mallon place had already been filled and he was on his own again with no money

Cut to some random apartment in the city where the maid lives with her 20 year old flatbill boyfriend, who had in fact checked the bag before throwing it out and stolen the money, using it to have fancy meals and take her boyfriend on a cruise, before buying a small house and investing what was left in some companies owned by trump, all paid for by lucas's stupidity, as he reeees himself to sleep in the homeless shelter, dreaming about the food he was eating at mallon place. Never realizing the maid that fucked him over was actually victoria, who managed to get a part time job as a maid after getting her life together after her stint at mallon place
 
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mothman96 said:
Myrna and larry visited the creeper when he lived at Pioneer Pathway house. Think it was 2019. From what I remember that visit did not go well. Might have been about that time when the Creeper made a video saying if his mother didn't leave him an inheritance people are going to call her a bitch. With Seth it looks like they see him approx every three years or so. He went to visit them when they were living in Mexico and he also went to visit them several months ago this year.
As far as the hags dementia - I still think she's faking for attention. We'll see though.
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Ah I didn’t remember that they visited him in 2019 but now that you say that it does sound vaguely familiar. I agree though, I think whether she’s actually sick or not very much could go either way at this point. 😅
 
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He's talking looney shit again

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Still obsessed over shitting things out I see. In what batshit insane universe would such a thing even exist? There is no purpose behind holographic food let alone swallowing anything to make it magically taste good. To say nothing of the fact that any device that could have that kind of impact on your senses would have to be some kind of neurological implant not something you swallowed and shit out every month. Showing yet again he has no understanding of basic biology

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No lucas they did not. There is no such thing as a gift economy, that isn't how economies work
 
WonderWino said:
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He's talking looney shit again

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No lucas they did not. There is no such thing as a gift economy, that isn't how economies work
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That's rehab talk. Where retards work for 50 cents an hour and then get cigarette money at the end of the week, and its good enough for them as they get a bed and state sponsored or donated food.

I've met some characters like Luke at the long term rehab downtown, and I'd say ALL of them are in better mental shape than him.

I remember a story of them stealing from the warehouse that they worked for goodwill and getting caught reselling stuff under the table. One guy snitched on everyone because he got caught wearing shoes that were supposed to be put on sale at the store. He told the director/manager that "everyone steals something sometimes." That's Luke right there.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Lucas wants you to send him cash for his birthday so he can spend it on a fancy restaurant meal. 🐄 🐮

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I wonder how he would react to having it pointed out to him that given his birthday is on thanksgiving he is already getting a special turkey dinner from the nursing home. Probably prison tier but still, it shows he is being greedy. So does a 46 year old jobless man soliciting random strangers for money so he can gorge himself on shitty takeout food and tear a steak apart with his bare hands again like an animal

I still wonder if he would have done that on the date if some dumb as rocks gold digger type had taken him up on his $1000 for a steak dinner date with him offer back in the day. I mean can you imagine how utterly mortified any woman, even a greedy dumb whore with low standards and lower common sense would be watching lucas tearing a steak apart like that with his hands and teeth? Not to mention if she criticized him for it he'd go batshit on her

Though the idea of a viral video hitting the internet with lucas being forcibly removed by security or cops while half ranting like a loon about greedy republican women and trying to stuff his face with as much steak as possible before they wrestle him to the ground and slap the cuffs on him is hilarious. It would be like trying to subdue an angry obese retarded klingon who hit the bloodwine a little too hard. Frankly lucas is lucky none of his antics have been picked up by some woman on tiktiok and put on blast
 
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Lucas proving he doesn't understand anything at all yet again. The nazis were right wing by stated ideology but the way their system and economy worked and their internal policies for that matter, were largely socialist. Lucas doesn't realize that whatever else he can reee about when it comes to the nazis they had explicit worker protections to the point you literally couldn't be fired from your job without government approval, had policies that mandated employees get yearly, generous vacations and could afford their own vehicles as well as having decent pay by the standards of the time. What they didn't do was give out free handouts and let bums like lucas live off the government tit. That is the only part of 'socialism' that lucas gives a shit about and in his mind if you don't let him do that you aren't 'socialist'

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He says this and ignores he's getting 'each according to their need' himself in a capitalist system, while not being held to the communist standard of 'each according to their abilities' because he has none and is currently allowed to sit on his fat ass in a nursing home and get everything he needs given to him, by the tax payers, while expecting him to do absolutely nothing in return, which is something no communist system would ever allow

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Posts like this show just how stupid lucas is. That isn't how it works lucas. Robots are not going to replace workers, not now, not in ten years not ever. Let alone in the kind of system he's claiming to want. Why? Because robot workers don't get paid and therefore do not pay taxes, which would mean government revenue would drop like a rock. The government already can't pay for the kind of shit lucas demands. If you take away all that funding it would be able to do far less than it is capable of now and there would be no government tit for him to suck on

To say nothing of the fact that nobody would tolerate the kind of claims he is making here
 
I'm working on a birthday video about Lucas and I keep finding things in the early thread.
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Also I feel like Mamdani is going to be Lucas' new Bernie.

Edit: this one also killed me
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Fatal Walter said:
I'm working on a birthday video about Lucas and I keep finding things in the early thread.
View attachment 8223033 When he was actually defending the burrito thing, he followed up the age of consent with this banger of a meme.
View attachment 8223036 This just makes it look like he's calling Bernie a pedo or something.

Also I feel like Mamdani is going to be Lucas' new Bernie.
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It's absolutely insane that he posts something like that AND he's allowed to walk around freely. Just LOL. What are the odds Lucas sat by wherever he placed the candy, and was snacking on them the entire time while waiting for the fated zoomer bae to walk up, grab one, and proceed to live happily ever after with him? Though I guess it'd have been a millennial bae during this timeframe. Not that I don't think it'd make much of a difference though. As long as the girl is 18 (Actually 13) to 24.
 
Fatal Walter said:
I'm working on a birthday video about Lucas and I keep finding things in the early thread.
View attachment 8223033 When he was actually defending the burrito thing, he followed up the age of consent with this banger of a meme.
View attachment 8223036 This just makes it look like he's calling Bernie a pedo or something.

Also I feel like Mamdani is going to be Lucas' new Bernie.
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I'm sure lucas will be touched that you remembered his birthday, celebrating ten years of his inceldom. The tenth anniversary of this thread isn't too far off either

I won't be the slightest bit surprised if mamdani is his new bernie. He's starting to talk the same way about women supporting him as he did about bernie back in the day and has the same expectations of what people will get out of him. Besides, after a decade of bernie not delivering on what lucas expected I suspect lucas sees it as a betrayal

That said the fact he thought putting that free candy trap up like that speaks volumes about his low intelligence, inability to see how easily that could have easily ended very, very badly for him and considering the epstein connections, the jab at clinton is real awkward

Everything about that setup screams predatory pedo trying to lure children. Nobody else would be interested in or stupid enough to take free candy like that. He's lucky nobody saw that and beat the shit out of him for it or called the cops on his ass. and despite how he reees about how it totally wasn't inappropriate and didn't make him come off as an obvious pedo, its funny how he stopped doing stuff like that. He didn't stop the grooming attempts though, he just stopped admitting to them and tries to be more secretive about it, like the latest autistic girl catfish incident. It proves he knows what he does is wrong

As for the other image, he clearly is completely unaware that he just admitted, in writing, that he engaged in literal felony grooming of a minor with that incident and outed himself as a textbook groomer. Whatever is in that video you're putting together is going to make lucas seethe and rage thats for sure

I'm surprised lucas doesn't ree about how much he loves halloween. After all its the one day a year middle aged men can put out free candy for kids and not instantly get outed as a creepy pedo

HackerX said:
It's absolutely insane that he posts something like that AND he's allowed to walk around freely. Just LOL. What are the odds Lucas sat by wherever he placed the candy, and was snacking on them the entire time while waiting for the fated zoomer bae to walk up, grab one, and proceed to live happily ever after with him? Though I guess it'd have been a millennial bae during this timeframe. Not that I don't think it'd make much of a difference though. As long as the girl is 18 (Actually 13) to 24.
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There are places he'd have been beaten if not outright killed for doing shit like that. That he managed to avoid that and jail over it doesn't speak well of spokanes locals or their cops. But yeah, it was absolutely his MO to put out traps like that and then hide nearby watching. He outed himself a few times doing such things and did the same thing with the attraction signs he put on poles. He kept watching to see how they reacted both to the candy and the weird notes he'd leave with it directing people to his old website. He literally thought the right thing for them to do if they were not interested in him was to go to his site and email him turning down his offer and stated this publicly several times, as if this actually made sense to anyone but him

Speaking of his birthday....

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How greedy of him. I wonder how long it'll be before he posts about the thanksgiving birthday feast mallon place provided him this year
 
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WonderWino said:
as if this actually made sense to anyone but him
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That's the worst part because it does make sense to him. Perfect, logical, rational sense. Where that fucks Lucas is he can't wrap his defective brain around why it doesn't make sense to anyone else. Then, by his sheer combination of a broken brain and never learning how to deal with the descrapancies between his reality and everyone else's reality, he loses his shit because things just do not compute for him. The time for him to learn how to cope with that issue has long since passed, if it were even possible in the first place.

I've said this before but life at Mallon Place is probably the best possible situation for Lucas, and he lives in the cusp of fucking that up at all times. He's proven that he can barely handle the limited freedom he has which allows him to interact with normal society in a limited capacity. The dude, as he is now and probably since he was born, is not capable of coexisting with the rest of society. It'd be one thing if he was at least aware that his reality doesn't match everyone else's, but it's a whole n'other when he's convinced his reality is the only reality when absolutely everything as shown others and he still can't get it through his thick skull.
 
Looks like lucas posted some videos in the last few days:
Adult to adult he says

He looks awful in this video. Seriously giving off weirdo rapist vibes dressed like that. Talking gibberish doesn't help him any

Lucas showing he doesn't understand why ratios matter or how any of it actually works. He's also showing a laughable lack of understanding of the history of the planet and what oxygen levels used to be like. Perhaps he should look into why giant insects aren't a thing anymore

Carbon also does not 'instantly ignite' because you have a certain amount of oxygen in your body, thats looney talk
 
WonderWino said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sUmkPnZMZUgHe looks awful in this video. Seriously giving off weirdo rapist vibes dressed like that. Talking gibberish doesn't help him any
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Oh this is great! Starts off with criticizing people who think 3I/ATLAS as crazy and the same as flat eathers because NASA did science to prove it's not. Then immediately goes in to explain it might have been sent by aliens because things breathe water or some shit. He then gets mad at Google because it proved his theory about habital planets are wrong since there are moons and he's somehow proved there is life in those moons.

Completely deranged rant! Longer video is more of the same derangement. This is the 'hobo mindlessly ranting on the street corner' schizofrenic stereotype. Also, trying to get a look at his headphones. It's hard to tell, but they look like one of those cheap headsets you use for zoom calls. If so, I can't imagine they do a great job at blocking those voices on the wind.
 
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