💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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and of course myrna is bragging about all the wine and whiskey she is drinking. Apparently she forgot that you're not supposed to drink when taking dementia meds but much like her bovine ilk, she doesn't give a shit and ignores medical advice in favor of stuffing her face with the things she likes and doesn't listen to anybody telling her not to
For some time I've been wondering about myrna's claim that she has lewy body dementia. At this point I really don't believe her. She's an attention seeker. Craves attention and her claim of dementia is a way to get it. She can just say the meds are keeping the dementia from progressing to explain away why she hasn't gotten mentally worse
 
For some time I've been wondering about myrna's claim that she has lewy body dementia. At this point I really don't believe her. She's an attention seeker. Craves attention and her claim of dementia is a way to get it. She can just say the meds are keeping the dementia from progressing to explain away why she hasn't gotten mentally worse
Yeah it wouldn't surprise me a bit if she was making the whole thing up for attention and sympathy. Its not like she doesn't have a history of doing such things - she did it blatantly obviously with the looney claims she made about lucas's 'illness' that not only didn't make the slightest amount of sense but weren't even physically possible. For someone claiming to be as ill as she is she sure doesn't look or act it and makes a point of doing literally everything you're not supposed to do when you have it

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By that logic, an 8 year old with a lemonade stand totally isn't a capitalist despite running a capitalistic enterprise because he isn't rich

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Lucas is now blatantly admitting that he believes money can literally buy love. No lucas, you can buy sex, you can buy a trophy wife that wants you for your money, but that is not even close to the same thing as buying love. Its so well known that you can't buy love that its one of the most famous sayings on the planet. Remember this is coming from somebody who spent years trying and failing to bribe a teenager to love him with $1000 and a steak dinner. Even literal hookers didn't go for it and thats saying alot

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What do we have here? Lucas quoting keffals of all people. He's not doing his claims of totally not being a pedophile any favors by quoting a well known pedo who ran a fucking tranny groomer discord server and got outed for being a loon after scamming a bunch of people and trying to harass them

and keffals is one to talk about capitalism. Retard scammed people out of over 100k for a fake lawsuit and fucked off out of the country to spend it on drugs and grooming kids

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It doesn't. Communism did its fair share of that though

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Thats not how it works at all lucas

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The comments in that one are a trip. Big brained lucas thinks gold has value because people dig it out of the ground and shaped them into bars and thats labor. People dig it out of the ground BECAUSE it has value and the shape doesn't mean shit its just a means of making it easier to store. Jesus fucking christ he's stupid. Lets not forget lucas legitimately thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and an intelligent intellectual when in reality lucas is the exactly the kind of retard they make idiot proof safety videos and do lab safety training programs for and because of

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Lucas is now blatantly admitting that he believes money can literally buy love.
Oh that completely tracks. He's tried everything (by everything, I mean nothing) else so that must mean the only plausible explanation for his lack of success is his deficient financial liquidity. Even though he's tried to buy a Gen Z bae numerous times, which has never worked, so the world turns once more as to this great mystery.
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The comments in that one are a trip. Big brained lucas thinks gold has value because people dig it out of the ground and shaped them into bars and thats labor. People dig it out of the ground BECAUSE it has value and the shape doesn't mean shit its just a means of making it easier to store. Jesus fucking christ he's stupid. Lets not forget lucas legitimately thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and an intelligent intellectual when in reality lucas is the exactly the kind of retard they make idiot proof safety videos and do lab safety training programs for and because of
This is the type of stuff that provides good insight into how Lucas thinks. The way his defective brain deals interprets abstract concepts, like value is fascinating. The best analogy I can think of is a compass. Everyone else's North on a compass is relatively similar, whereas Lucas's North is actually South, and instead of realizing that, and making adjustments or alterations, he's convinced his North is actually correct and it's everyone elses that's wrong. The worst part is not only does he believe he's right and everyone else is wrong, but he's so indignant about it. He thinks it's because he's so much smarter than everyone else and thinks his retarded brain always being wrong proves he's smart. To put it simply, Lucas being a retard is confirmation bias for Lucas not being a retard which only further demonstrates how retarded Lucas is.

What's cray cray is that Lucas's fucked up compass encompasses literally everything, but especially the intangible, abstract concepts, etc I can only imagine how someone could even begin to fix Lucas's perception of the world so that it at least somewhat matches reality instead of whatever is going on in that loony brain of his.
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My favorite part is how Lucas rages like this because he doesn't live in the universe where he's a trillionaire and zoomer baes flock to him. You just know how mad he gets because that isn't the case for his current life. That there's some other multiversal Lucas enjoying everything our Lucas wants.
 
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Lucas is reaching Jake Alley levels of stupid. Not quite Brianna Wu levels, but if he keeps going, he can make it.
 
Honestly the main reason I believe she might have it is because she and Larry went and visited Lucas in Spokane last year. They hadn’t visited him, or flown him to Arizona to visit them, in over a decade. It doesn’t seem like they see Seth much either despite him being relatively normal and Myrna having a better relationship with him than with Lucas. That trip seemed pretty clearly to be a “I’m dying, I guess maybe I should go see my sons who I pretend to love and care about sooo much but who I haven’t seen in a decade before I die” trip. Wouldn’t be surprised if Larry was the one pushing for it too, like “don’t you want to see your sons at least one last time” type of thing.

But also she could absolutely be faking it. Who tf knows.
For some time I've been wondering about myrna's claim that she has lewy body dementia. At this point I really don't believe her. She's an attention seeker. Craves attention and her claim of dementia is a way to get it. She can just say the meds are keeping the dementia from progressing to explain away why she hasn't gotten mentally worse
 
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Lucas, you couldn't even hold down a minimum wage job because you're lazy.
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Here Lucas replies to the above post. First he excuses himself for bnot being able to work, completely omitting the fact that he was unemployed from 1999 up until recently and even then, he still couldn't hold down a part time job that's very hard to fuck up. He admits that he's a lunatic when he's off his meds (he's still a lunatic regardless, but without the meds and someone supervising him, he's just completely unhinged. Not that Lucas can tell. He's plenty good while he's on his meds, right Gen Z?). And he admits to doing nothing all day except piss and moan online about issues that he's too lazy to solve for himself. Good to see him respond rationally and calmly in a debate while definitely not making any threats, isn't it?
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Lucas, you are a selfish pig. The only thing that stops you from getting any money is your own laziness.
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Nice cope there about women not arguing alongside the capitalists. You're still single and unloved. Also, who are you to call anyone boring when you've admitted that women shouldn't be repulsed by your total lack of hobbies. The only thing interesting about you is how broken your mind is and you're only interesting when observed from afar.
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Lucas, if that really were the case, you'd lose that money because you directly caused all of your own health problems and you've proven on multiple occasions that you and education simply don't mix. Don't blame the wealthy for all of your problems.
 
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I was randomly scrolling through youtube and those popped up side by side and immediately reminded me of lucas. Bernie fucking around in trump country trying to be relevant and some middle aged guy staring weirdly at a woman while playing a board game and starting off with 'my name is...' comes off eerily lucas like. Particularly since I was watching some old wern videos right before that. I wonder if the algorithm somehow matched that shit from the ranting in lucas's videos. If it did fucking lol
 
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I was randomly scrolling through youtube and those popped up side by side and immediately reminded me of lucas. Bernie fucking around in trump country trying to be relevant and some middle aged guy staring weirdly at a woman while playing a board game and starting off with 'my name is...' comes off eerily lucas like. Particularly since I was watching sold old wern videos right before that. I wonder if the algorithm somehow matched that shit from the ranting in lucas's videos. If it did fucking lol
A ridiculous, schizofrenic scenario popped into my head. The type that would require a lot of tinkering around with AI so I could observe how it'd play out because there's less than a -1000% of it ever happening. The scenario involves Bernie Sanders forced to be a passenger in a car with Lucas at the wheel. I'm also assuming Lucas doesn't immediately drive crash and kill them both.
Make the rest of the scenario as you will. It'd certainly be the most deranged, incomprehensible period of time for not only everyone involved, but for all of humanity as a whole. Assuming Bernie doesn't die from a heart attack or a stroke during it, perhaps it'd even be deranged enough to transform Bernie into King MAGA.
 
Somehow youtube randomly recommended me this a few minutes ago and it immediately reminded me of lucas's famous in the court of the telomere king album. Somehow this guys version is even worse. Though he does kind of give me some creepy wern like vibes


Dear god he really is somehow worse than lucas at this shit:
Though I can absolutely believe lucas would do pretty much the same thing if he ever got invited to karaoke bar by a zoomer bae. What I wouldn't give to see a video of THAT night out
 
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No, you wouldn't, Lucas. You would stuff yourself like a Thanksgiving Turkey and take pictures of yourself holding money like an unsigned rapper. You would be even more of a greedy cow than you are now.

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Somehow youtube randomly recommended me this a few minutes ago and it immediately reminded me of lucas's famous in the court of the telomere king album. Somehow this guys version is even worse. Though he does kind of give me some creepy wern like vibes

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Dear god he really is somehow worse than lucas at this shit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gSOV77q8Kz8Though I can absolutely believe lucas would do pretty much the same thing if he ever got invited to karaoke bar by a zoomer bae. What I wouldn't give to see a video of THAT night out
Here's an interesting thought experiment. You wake up one morning, look into the mirror, and realize you are now Lucas Werner. What do you do? It's kinda hard to think through that idea authentically since Lucas's most significant detriment, by farrrrr, is his broken brain with defective neurons. Other than that though, it honestly wouldn't be too hard to get on the right track since all your basic needs are already assured and you basically have nothing but free time all day every day.
No, you wouldn't, Lucas. You would stuff yourself like a Thanksgiving Turkey and take pictures of yourself holding money like an unsigned rapper. You would be even more of a greedy cow than you are now.

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LOL. I am curious as to how fast Lucas could burn through money though. For example, how fast would he blow through $10,000? Would he blow through $1,000,000 just as fast as $10,000? What about $100,000,000. What would he even spend it on? Like, exactly as you'd expect? (Food, board games, drugs, etc.) Obviously he'd try to buy a Gen Z girlfriend, and he might even be temporarily successful at a certain dollar amount until the money goes dry. Would Lucas even bother feigning interest in purchasing a house?

I highly doubt it, but I can imagine Lucas trying to buy a restaurant, like Clinkerniggers, under the pretense that the business's sole purpose isn't to operate as a business, but to feed him on demand.

The only scenario where I could see him acting like he's describing would be to put "homeless people and strangers" into an obligation where they owe him something. Other than owing him sex, who knows what else they'd want, but putting people into situations where they are indebted to Lucas is probably his most prominent fantasy since he's so depraved. So many questions that'll go unanswered.
 
Honestly the main reason I believe she might have it is because she and Larry went and visited Lucas in Spokane last year. They hadn’t visited him, or flown him to Arizona to visit them, in over a decade. It doesn’t seem like they see Seth much either despite him being relatively normal and Myrna having a better relationship with him than with Lucas. That trip seemed pretty clearly to be a “I’m dying, I guess maybe I should go see my sons who I pretend to love and care about sooo much but who I haven’t seen in a decade before I die” trip. Wouldn’t be surprised if Larry was the one pushing for it too, like “don’t you want to see your sons at least one last time” type of thing.

But also she could absolutely be faking it. Who tf knows.
Myrna and larry visited the creeper when he lived at Pioneer Pathway house. Think it was 2019. From what I remember that visit did not go well. Might have been about that time when the Creeper made a video saying if his mother didn't leave him an inheritance people are going to call her a bitch. With Seth it looks like they see him approx every three years or so. He went to visit them when they were living in Mexico and he also went to visit them several months ago this year.
As far as the hags dementia - I still think she's faking for attention. We'll see though.
 
LOL. I am curious as to how fast Lucas could burn through money though. For example, how fast would he blow through $10,000? Would he blow through $1,000,000 just as fast as $10,000? What about $100,000,000. What would he even spend it on? Like, exactly as you'd expect? (Food, board games, drugs, etc.) Obviously he'd try to buy a Gen Z girlfriend, and he might even be temporarily successful at a certain dollar amount until the money goes dry. Would Lucas even bother feigning interest in purchasing a house?
He would lose it in a weekend. Too stupid to keep his cash hidden, some woman would drug him and steal what money he had.
 
He would lose it in a weekend. Too stupid to keep his cash hidden, some woman would drug him and steal what money he had.
Good point that probably applies to any amount of money. I doubt he'd even put the money in a bank account of some sort. I could easily see the retard storing a million dollars in pillow cases while bragging about it the entire time. Basically broadcasting 'rob me' to everyone. The only caveat is it'd require someone brave enough to enter his lair. They'd also have to worry about ingesting any substances he offers beforehand because I could easily see him drugging a zoomer bae if he had both the means and opportunity since we already sure as hell know the motive.
 
Lucas being oddly based for once. He managed to concisely make a coherent point and it’s only a little retarded. He also managed to avoid bringing up how he wants to bang teenagers. Good for him.
He's just quoting memes he barely understands.


No doubt lucas thinks he's being clever by stealing this quote and assuming it makes him sound intelligent and well spoken in somse way
Basically this.
 
Eh, the issue if you woke up as Lucas tomorrow, aside the kill yourself joke... aside brutal schizo issues it's amazing jumping point.

I also want to skip ranting "how to fix lucas" because he's unfixable due to his mental health. Look at the amazing options he's had he's wasted and or ruined. There is a lower class of waste people, Lucas is that. You can't fix him, you can't help him. Just let him die. He's just a tool to make big corps money, that's why he's alive.

Now if anyone of us woke up in the hell that is Mallon, it's not a full prison we could get a GED get a job and maybe you can't be a rich person but easy get a small apartment small car and all you have is your freedom but that has insane value, that can't be measured in dollars.

Lucas also failed out of college, where how much more your yearly earning could be due to a degree or cert paid by gov? It doesn't have to be a AA in history. He was at a comm college and could get a welder cert... 50+ hour easy. (least at time of typing and my own area)

Lucas will do anything to not admit he's a failure. I can't afford to leave my wife to pay the bills and go to college because I like history. I have to work. This isn't shocking to anyone aside Lucas.

I'm kinda impressed he's so lonely he'll fight buddy trolls vs his normal chimp and block. It's even funnier to me as Thanksgiving shows up and his Bday. He's discarded trash fighting with people who troll him online, when everyone else is enjoying meals with families.

I'd also like to end pointing out Seth was invited to Mexico, Lucas... not so much.

Enjoy Mallon Thanksgiving Lucas, you should thank capitalisms during your next tax payer funded kidney wash.
 
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Lucas, no woman is going to let you fuck them because you try so hard to pander to them. Using these blanket statements is a poor form of a mating call.
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No Lucas, if you cheat on your significant other for money, you're a piece of shit. The fact that you'd think of this tells us just how broke and desperate you are (and we've all known how greedy you are for years and you can't hide it as easily as you think you can) and to say this so publicly speaks volumes of your lack of self-awareness.
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But you're not a douchebag who wouldn't blast a Gen Z woman if she disagreed with you, right Lucas? Also, where are the comments? Have you been deleting them? Some rational intellectual you are.
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You're not like what exactly? Because if you're trying to say that you're not violent, we can all prove that's a lie. Hell, you've even admitted that you get a lot worse without your meds. Hell, you're not like most people in that you're in your 40's and need a tard wrangler to make sure that you don't blow your money on overpriced food leaving you broke for a majority of the month. You're also not like most people in that you're so incompetent that you need other people to look after you.
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We also don't see women wanting to interact with you at all. Maybe you just scare them off because no woman wants to interact with a bad-tempered creep.
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Who are these men that you're referring to? Also, you don't have to spend every second with your partner. Everyone needs some time on their own. Not that an abusive creep like you would understand or be ok with that. Also, some of these hot girls like to also play video games. They just don't want to share any of their experiences with you. You're not here to save some girl from a bad relationship when you're incapable of looking after yourself Lucas.

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No Lucas, we all know that as someone who got done for domestic violence, the idea of them doing something on their own and having some kind of life away from you would freak you out being the insecure creep that you are.
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Maybe women find you insufferable. Ever think of that one, Lucas? And someone who isn't interested in you ins't a coward. That just means that she not only has standards but she knows better than to get with an abusive loon.
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Absolutely untrue. If you act like a rude prick (like you for instance) you will actually go back home single. If your "hello my name is... want to have a drink with me?" really works, why hasn't it worked for you? Are you not as chill as you claim you need to be? Also, you wouldn't be able to carry the conversation further from that. Not to mention your creepy stare would freak any poor woman out. Also, you could get a good paying job if you weren't such a lazy and entitled brat. Hell, you could've had a shot at a decent job if you were actually productive when you went to college. And it's not just your pitch you need to change up. You need to stop being a creep, stay on top of your hygiene, and get a personality. And you'd lose more weight if you actually walked a decent distance (I wouldn't be surprised if most of the time on your walks were spent on sitting down and resting along the way) and if your diet wasn't so shit.
 
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