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He'd just get drunk and high, eat too much, and pass out every day.
He's been very open that his dick hasn't work in probably close a decade, that's why he always brings up fisting.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He's been very open that his dick hasn't work in probably close a decade, that's why he always brings up fisting.
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Lucas realizes he got called out for his bullshit and gives a bs non answer, claiming the point that disproved his argument is moot
He's still fixated on this nonsense and tries to use some retarded yahoo article he doesn't even read correctly, as usual, to justify it
Lucas is lying again. He reees constantly about how he wants to kill billionaires. and he still doesn't understand that all their money combined would only provide government funding for a year at best and then that would be it. Billions of dollars is alot for an individual but its barely anything when it comes to the US budget. Lucas is too stupid to understand this
Lucas yet again showing how narcissistic he is that he thinks he can explain christianity to christians while proving again that he doesn't think far enough ahead to consider what happens when that money is gone
Lucas thinks he's entitled to other peoples money because they have more than he does
This coming from the guy who can't figure out on how to live what he has and who immediately uses any money he has to buy drugs, alcohol and expensive food even when it means he'll be stuck living in a shelter or the bus station
Lucas does not understand that billionaires became and stay billionaires because they very much do understand the value of money and how to use it responsibly to grow it instead of blowing it all and ending up poor. You know, the very thing nearly everybody who wins the lottery ends up doing inside of 5 years. IF generational wealth didn't know how to handle wealth they wouldn't be generational wealth in the first place
Except it doesn't. and lucas clearly clearly got told 'if you don't like it go make your own company/platform/etc...' took it literally and thinks he found some anti capitalist gotcha
Lucas gets called out for being greedy and entitled again and rees that pointing this out is sucking some billionaires off. Lucas isn't allied with anybody except lucas. He uses others to his advantage whenever possible
Lucas not understanding economics again
Because of fucking course lucas is one of those hegelian dialectic retards. Of fucking course he is. Thats not how it works at all lucas. The running joke with this shit in new vegas was that caesar had no idea or understanding of what the fuck he was actually reading or talking about and used it nonsensically as justification for his actions, because he wasn't as smart as he thought he was. Just like lucas. Lucas even manages to quote somebody with even less understanding of the concept than he has
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As opposed to the hobo on the internet who tells you who to hate because he thinks doing so will mean more tax dollars somehow going to him so he can stuff his face with more clinkerdaggers and drugs
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WonderWino
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Lucas is talking nonsense again
Thats an odd thing to say even for lucas
The comments got interesting
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. More shit that only makes sense in lucas's swiss cheese brain
Lucas is back to calling himself a 'libertarian socialist' to try to manipulate people
The retard who made those memes he keeps posting actually showed up trying to argue for lucas's be claims. Retards of a feather really do flock together apparently. I bet he doesn't know what kind of creep he is defending here. Note that the phone was invented by a fairly rich guy with a history of exploiting his workers and assistants and the internet was invented by the US military, which is funded by taxes generated via capitalism
Yet another odd and nonsensical thing out of lucas's mouth
Proving both lucas and the guy doing the memes are fucking morons. That isn't how it works at all. and i'll bet this guy is where lucas picked up his 'bootlickers' insult from
So people are refusing to have sex with you because they disagree politically with you then lucas? They're just doing what you told them to do
Comments got real interesting though. Lucas lied and tried to retcon what happened with suzanne again. Now he somehow dumped suzanne because she was capitalist and he wasn't having any of that shit. So they locked you up for refusing to date a capitalist hun lucas? Not getting violent, getting dumped and kicked out, then stalking her and violating a restraining order then?
Funny, thats not what the public records say, nor what you admitted to multiple times previously. and I bet he sees her as a 'capitalist' because she worked a shitty job and bought him shit. Last time I checked she wasn't some rich industrialist whipping the shit out of her workers like a 19th century plantation
Thats not how it works lucas. The very existence of things like walmart disprove this nonsense
Yet again not understanding how capitalism works. I'd bet money he's also projecting a fair bit there. Lucas would love to be some 19th century victorian stereotype industrialist torturing the shit out of his employees to make more money. Lucas doesn't understand those types don't even exist anymore in the western world. Go to china and japan if you want to see that shit
Lucas talking nonsense again. and asking for a ban given how touchy fb is about anybody posting anything with a swastika in it
Says the poor hobo on the internet telling people who to hate so that he can profit from it
Lucas admitting he's tried to be a capitalist but didn't make any money at it by selling his videos and such
Lucas hates capitalism because he's too stupid to make it work for him
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I have an engineering degree and a math minor. I had a few drinks last night and tried to wrap my head around this, I don’t see how this combines into a coherent mathematical proof much less how it disproves the existence of a deity.
Says the guy who hasn’t gotten laid in over a decade. Maybe, just maybe, screeching autistically about the virtues of communism isn’t the pantry dropper that fat boy thinks it is.
Because billionaires wealth is entirely or even mostly liquid and totally not tied up in shares of companies that they manage.
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Lucas is talking nonsense trying to rationalize why communism always fails in every country it gets tried in. Its not communisms fault! Its the evil capitalists making it fail! Completely unaware of how even saying that, despite the fact it isn't even remotely true, negates the whole idea of communism being viable
Lucas makes a fool of himself claiming that the US was trying to sanction their biggest trading partner, that he entire US economy is completely dependent on, to try to destroy china economically. Fucking retard
and of course china isn't fucking over tibet at all! China liberated tibet! lucas knows this because he saw pictures of classrooms with kids playing on tablets. Lucas is proving, yet again, that he is exactly the kind of low IQ retard propaganda is designed to manipulate. Lucas would have bought the propaganda villages for jews the nazis built for outside media and the red cross no questions asked and would have been raving about how well those jews were being treated
Theres also the fact that the soviet union collapsed on its own without any american help because it had a shit economy because it was run by idiot communists who tried to run it according to crackpot communist theories. Its not a coincidence that the communist countries imploded economically and went back to capitalism and improved significantly by doing so, with the exception of the countries that didn't - cuba and north korea and look how those turned out. Funny how the US is still here and even the UK survived the dissolution of its empire economically. Capitalism works, history proves it. Communism doesn't and fundamentally can't. Let alone lucas's looney 'gift economy' nonsense
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Lucas somehow got ahold of a telescope that looks like its intended for children. I wonder which will happen first - he gets bored with it and trades it for food/alcohol/drugs or he gets caught using it to creep on teenage girls walking down the street in front of mallon place and/or into neighboring buildings with said teenage girls
Lucas is exactly the kind of creep who I wouldn't allow to have a telescope for any reason specifically because he'll absolutely do that shit. He didn't get that thing to stare at stars
Lucas followed that post up by commenting a shit ton of times about shit he read on wikipedia and AI and then after doing that, talking a bunch of nonsense about organic solvents. No lucas, the next most likely solvent to be used by life is liquid methane, which is why certain moons have been speculated as having a small possibility of having some kind of life on them. You were taught this in high school science class lucas, you're just too stupid to remember
Thats.....not the own he thinks it is. The system lucas was taught was that nothing is ever his fault or responsibility and people not wanting anything to do with him has nothing to do with him or his behavior. and when shit happens he doesn't like he was taught to soothe himself with food and blame everybody else for it
Seems like that capitalism breeds suffering retard is doubling down with defending shit lucas posts. Somehow I suspect he has no idea what kind of creepy pedo predator he's defending. On the other hand, he can't be too much smarter than lucas to be saying any of this shit. I wonder how long it'll b before he says something lucas doesn't like and get reeeeed at and blocked. He's falling right into what lucas loves to do - manipulate others into fighting his battles for him
It isn't. Communism on the other hand has an absurdly extensive history of being enforced with terrorism. This is common knowledge
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I wonder how Lucas got a telescope? Is that a birthday gift? Did he find is free somehow?
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I hope it wasn't a birthday gift. After all if his parents are stupid enough to give lucas of all people a telescope, knowing full well his history of creeping on teenage girls then i've seriously got to start questioning both their intelligence and whether there is some noncery going on with them as well cause at that point they're actively enabling it. There is no way anyone with half a brain who knows anything about lucas wouldn't be concerned he'd use it to do something creepy
On the other hand, where the fuck else would lucas possibly get something like that? Unless mallon place had it and was going to throw it away and he talked them into giving it to him, but what would mallon place be doing with a telescope? Though if that is the case holy shit did they fuck the dog on that one. Giving a telescope to a creepy predator of all people
That said, its only a week until his birthday, I wonder when he'll start going into overdrive reeeing about wanting money and the food he wants for it
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I bet it was donated to Mallon Place for some reason and Lucas saw it and claimed it as his own. After all, he is a man of science. Sort of like how he took that toy car. No way he would use what little money he has to buy one. It will be funny if he exchanges it for a pot of pasta.
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It's definitely plausible Lucas was trolling around something like a Toya for Tots bucket during an adventure for free shelter food. Though that'd require him to leave the Mallon Place grounds which isn't in his wheelhouse anymore.
There's telescopes that cost about $60. He could have bought it using his $100 Personal Needs Allowance. Likely thinks the telescope makes him look very intelligent.
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Lucas makes it clear he thinks trickle down economics means it trickles down to you for free. You still need a fucking job. and where is his money? He gets everything paid for by the government and gets a stipend. Thats where your money is lucas. Want more? Get a fucking job
He shows how greedy and entitled he is in that post. If you hate capitalism so much why do you want to personally profit from capitalist blood money lucas? Shouldn't you be rejecting it on principle? By your own logic you're profiting from the exploitation of the workers you claim to support and are helping propagate capitalism
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What's this? Myrna going out and celebrating birthdays and the end of season indulging in food and booze? She loves to flaunt that on Facebook but I doubt we'll hear much about her celebrating Lucas's birthday. There's a good chance Lucas is reading her posts and is rubbing his swollen hands greedily fantasising about a feast that his mother will provide for him, only for him to be alone and to have nothing remotely close to what Myrna just bragged about. I genuinely hope he rees about his mother getting to live the life that he wants and not letting him in on it. Fuck knows he does that with all the men he sees with their women. It wouldn't be an overstep for Lucas to go from "Yeet me one of your zoomer baes, Gen Z men" to "Yeet me some of those hamburgers, tacos, hotdogs, and whiskey you had MOM! REEEEE!!!!!!!!"
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Salted caramel whiskey does sound pretty good, to be honest.
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I've had it and I liked it. Lucas wouldn't be able to appreciate it given how fucked his tastebuds are. And he'd only want it because it would sound fancy to him and people he knows are having a good time where there's an overabundance in food and alcohol and he's missing out on all of it. He really is Myrna's son but more unhinged. She enjoys food and showing off what she thinks is fancy and will impress people. I could only imagine how embarrassed Myrna would be if she let Lucas tag along. He'd stuff his face with no table manners at all and would probably freak out the guests with his talks of telomeres and that's the best case scenario. The risk of him chimping out and sperging over nothing is always a risk but lolcows have a tendency to have little impulse control.
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Indeed, you can definitely see where lucas gets that kind of behavior from. She does exactly the same thing he does but in a less unhinged way. Everything about her screams cluster B white trash narcissist who thinks shes a somebody and wants to make others envious of her life. Lucas clearly saw her do this constantly while growing up and it became a habit for him as well. No doubt he was one of those kids who tried to do it at school to try to make people think he was popular and like him because hes totally the son of rich parents, look at me. Just like he tries to pull the millionaire heir to the elk kingdom shit as an adult and the other kids saw right through it and he just came off that much weirder and an obvious liar
That said, lucas would try the chocolate whiskey, like you said wouldn't be able to really give a shit about it himself cause of his fucked up sense of taste, but would see others thought it was sophisticated and something worth bragging about, so he would start buying cheap shitty whiskey and putting it in a cup with a peanut butter cup to make his own looney homemade version, just like he did with that bizarre pepsi and peanut butter cup drink he recorded himself drinking when he first got his money when college started. He'd see that as plenty good and sophisticated, like he was the frasier of mallon place
and of course myrna is bragging about all the wine and whiskey she is drinking. Apparently she forgot that you're not supposed to drink when taking dementia meds but much like her bovine ilk, she doesn't give a shit and ignores medical advice in favor of stuffing her face with the things she likes and doesn't listen to anybody telling her not to
Its also real interesting she mentioned loving jo koy and going to see his show. Lets see what wikipedia says about him:
On December 21, 2023, Koy was announced as host of the 81st Golden Globe Awards.
Koy's monologue as host of the 81st Golden Globe Awards was met with criticism from viewers and critics. Chelsey Sanchez of Bazaar described his monologue as "awkward" and "distasteful". Shirley Li of The Atlantic wrote, "practically every joke failed to land, mostly because the punchlines were dated or obvious" Variety's television critic Alison Herman panned Koy as "woefully unqualified" to be an awards show host. Koy was met with criticism for putting blame on his writers during the monologue, coming after a lengthy 2023 Writers Guild of America strike. Justin Curto of Vulture noted, that when some of his jokes fell flat, Koy "immediately threw his writers under the bus... He yelled. 'Yo, shut up. You're kidding me, right. Slow down. I wrote some of these, and they're the ones you're laughing at
Hershal Pandya of Vulture wrote "Comedians have tanked at the Golden Globes before but none quite as spectacularly as Koy. Marlow Stern of Rolling Stone noted that many of Koy's jokes drew "groans" and "boos" from the audience. Among the barbs that drew the most ire were sexist jokes involving the Barbie movie and Taylor Swift, as well as uncomfortable jokes directed at Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro.
Nicole Sperling of The New York Times, who was in the audience that night, wrote, "Never seen an audience rebel against an emcee so quickly" and cited a prominent director describing Koy as a "disaster". Viewers online noted stunned reactions from the crowd from people such as Selena Gomez, Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford
Uh oh, myrna likes one of those evil bigot comedians the left doesn't like. His mother is even a republican with him keeping quiet about his own political views. Lucas won't like that, his mother patronizing right wing problematic comedians, given how left wing socialist he keeps claiming his parents are
Perhaps the staff at mallon place could placate lucas's fuming about not being invited to myrnas event by getting those mini plastic containers they use to hand out pills to patients, fill a few with different juices and arrange them on a tray so lucas could pretend he's at an adult party and doing some fancy wine tasting. I hear dollar general cranberry juice had a very good year this season. Notes of processed sugar, insects not properly filtered while harvesting and mold from sitting in some closet for months past its expiration date i'm sure. Perhaps they could pair with with a paper plate that has some cut up squares of fish sticks with a piece of cheese on top secured with cocktail toothpicks to really give the werns birthday party the right high class feel. All of mallon place high society will be there, it'll be the cultural event of the season, before lucas retires to his room with jamie to smoke a weed pipe and discuss wittgenstein over a game of backgammon