💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
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Lucas has it pointed out by someone who has worked in a hospital that he is talking nonsense and completely ignores it, accusing him of being 'brainwashed by corporate media' which doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Pure nutjob talk

But by all means lucas, explain how corporate media changed what he saw working at a hospital
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My favorite bit is Lucas is outright stating he's brainwashed by corporate media. LOL
 
I like how even if his math was correct, $10 a day is $3,500 a year, or about what a trip to the emergency room and it turns out to be minor or nothing at all costs. After five years that's $18,000, or roughly what something pretty serious like a broken leg is. The diffrence is you have no choice but to pay that $10 a day under dumbass's imagined socialism, while in America you don't have to pay that unless you actually go to the emergency room- which most people as adults do maybe once every 10-15 years, or never, until they finally get old and have a heart attack. Retard's own fantasy is clearly the shittier deal, but then the giant fat brat never handles money or pays for anything including his healthcare, so.
 
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Because of course lucas's sex obsessed cheese brain latches on to fucking aliens and why it wouldn't be possible. It wouldn't likely be possible but lucas misses the actual reason why it wouldn't happen entirely - completely incompatible genetics. We are far more genetically similar to every animal on this planet than we could ever remotely hope to be with any life from a different planet and still can't breed outside of our species, let alone some alien with such a completely different biology to ours

Lucas yet again misses the forest for the trees because he's a fucking retard

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Did lucas forget that economic collapse destroyed the soviet union? The US and western world are capitalist and are still here, all the old communist countries collapsed because of said communism. China was forced to shift toward a capitalist economy and north korea, the only country that hasn't only exists because china keeps it on life support and its a literal country sized death camp where the population is perpetually starving to death

But go on lucas, keep talking about capitalism and trying to convince idiots you have some idea of what you are talking about
 
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The guy who repeatedly failed high school math is making up nonsensical calculations again

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Lucas proves he is so pathologically obsessed with food that his swiss cheese brain invented an alien species that communicates through eating and the taste of food. If this were a thing said aliens would genocide earth protoss style the moment they tasted his toasterbortions

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Lucas twisting nonsensical theories around in his head and trying to make it sound like he's the one coming up with it again
 
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Yeah definitely a post that totally screams how totally not schizophrenic you are lucas

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More gibberish

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Thats not how it works lucas. More schizo inventing insane patterns and connections where none exist textbook schizo behavior from the guy who lies through his teeth about being plenty good and not delusional at all

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Thats also not how it works at all lucas. The funny thing is even he has admitted multiple times that other hobos do get girlfriends. Not dating lucas has nothing to do with how much money he has and everything to do with the fact that a) hes a creep who immediately acts creepy to every woman around him and b) literally everything about him gives off psycho mentally ill nutjob vibes, from the way he walks to the way he smells to his pupils that don't dilate properly, to the bizarre things that come out of his mouth and way he dresses. He's the textbook example of exactly the kind of creep that every father on the planet teaches his daughter to avoid like the plague

But no, in lucas's mind everyone else is always the problem all the time no matter what. Its never his behavior, attitude, reputation, history or smell that makes women want to have nothing to do with him. Pure narcissism
 
WonderWino said:
The funny thing is even he has admitted multiple times that other hobos do get girlfriends. Not dating lucas has nothing to do with how much money he has
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I'm curious how long stuff like this sticks in his mind until it gets discarded and the cycle continues. Like when Johnny 'MEGA' Longcock swooped in and stole Vivacious Victoria from him. Johnny lives at the home and is older than Lucas so Lucas's standard talking points were refuted right in front of him. Lucas observing his logic get disproven stays with him for what? A day at the most? Maybe hours (hell, maybe even minutes) until his brain reverts back into demanding reality be a certain, specific way and the fact that it's not is everyone else's fault.

On a related note, I wonder how Johnny and Victoria are doing. It's debatable whether that whole relationship was a rouse to get Lucas to stop creeping over her, but it's been nearly a year since it happened and Lucas hasn't made a peep about any of it since early spring. There are so many plausible scenarios:

1) They're still together

2) They're still putting on the facade

3) Victoria left Mallon Place at some point

4) They split, but Lucas as verbally told by Malon Place staff to stop bothering her

5) Lucas moved on (LOL DOUBT)

6) Victoria berated Lucas and ceased any interaction

Any scenario where she is still there is intriguing because she's prime attainable material in his mind since she's forced to reside in the same viscinity. It's not like a woman being with someone else has ever deterred him before so I have to assume Malon Place became involved at some point.
 
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Now lucas thinks capitalism magically changes the climate

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Lucas claims it isn't north korea that prevents north koreans leaving the country but the UN, then quotes a UN resolution that has literally nothing to do with what heis claiming it does. North koreans get settled in south korea if they successfully escape, if the UN was doing what he claim they would be sent back to the north when caught. You know, like russia and china do. He gets called on it in the comments and explicitly told he is lying:
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And all he ends up doing is responding with a completely looney, nonsensical statement that has nothing whatsoever to do with the discussion or what the other guy was saying. He also clearly bought into north korean propaganda about what rights are supposedly 'guaranteed' there. Hint: there are many people without homes in north korea

Textbook wern deflection in action. Gets called on a lie and tries to immediately derail the discussion and talk about something else

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Thats not how it works lucas

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Lucas accidentally admitting that he's big mad he isn't getting free covid style cheques from the government to stuff his face with clinkerdaggers with. Wheres my free money! Ree!

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There are no merits to communism lucas, thats why it failed and why the countries that tried it are without exception utter shitholes decades behind everybody else

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Lucas using his schizo math again

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Clearly the communist propaganda works on you just fine though lucas. As you keep repeating literal propaganda, especially from north korea and china about how great communism is. You don't watch tv because as you've admitted multiple times, it makes the voices on the wind start acting up and makes you hear voices telling you to do shit. You act like nobody knows about your ranting about the voices on the wind and the background commander

and you give money to billionaires every time you buy a product from a company they own lucas

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Not how it works at all lucas
 
WonderWino said:
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Lucas accidentally admitting that he's big mad he isn't getting free covid style cheques from the government to stuff his face with clinkerdaggers with. Wheres my free money! Ree!
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This made me think of something. I don't know much behind the whole Trump $2000 tarrif check think beyond it being mentioned, but regardless of the stipulations as to who receives it, it's completely win/win if it's true n' honest.

If there are certain requirements (i.e., employment, not currently receiving government benefits, etc.) to receive the tarrif check:
- Lucas doesn't get a check and he's gonna moo till the cows come home. He hates when people get things and he doesn't so he'd go absolutely ballistic.

If there aren't any requirements to receive the tarif check:
- Lucas is gonna activate big balls mode and initially offer zoomer baes the opportunity to go out on a date for money. When that doesn't work within 20 minutes, he's gonna immediately blow it all on food and it'll be gone in a few days. If that.

On another note, I've been binging on Dr. Todd Grande videos, and I'd fucking kill for him to do a video on Lucas. For those unaware of who I'm talking about, he's a counselor/therapist that does 15-20 minute videos on people (typically criminals), presents their 'story' (background and lead up to their crime or whatever), and make an admittedly armchair diagnosis on WTF is wrong with them.

God bless it, I just want someone who's a professional in the field to research Lucas and share their thoughts. Hell, I'd take that jeet, HealthyGamerGG//Dr. Alok Kanojia. That's not really his content, but I'd crowdfund Lucas being forced to do a 1 hour+ therapy session (more like struggling session) with him. I don't particularly follow the jeet, but I thought his video with Maldavious Figtree was all subtle, brutal, and eye opening.

Dear God, just make this dream happen before Lucas dies from the inevitable kidney failure or some other shit.
 
I'd also like a full diagnosis of Lucas by a doctor like that. Although, it may be tricky since he's probably schizophrenic and has developmental problems.
 
WonderWino said:
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And all he ends up doing is responding with a completely looney, nonsensical statement that has nothing whatsoever to do with the discussion or what the other guy was saying. He also clearly bought into north korean propaganda about what rights are supposedly 'guaranteed' there. Hint: there are many people without homes in north korea
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He actually tagged the original creator of the stupid meme he reposted, in the hopes that they’d come win his argument for him. Outstanding lmao
 
Overwritten Tapes said:
It's usually for people who committed murder or done something eccentric. He's just a mental bum lol.
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I mean, how do we know Lucas hasn't killed anyone????

I kid. Lucas is terrified of physical confrontation. The only scenario I could see him acting on his violent urges with a person would require them being completely isolated from other people, and the other person being incapacitated.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I'd also like a full diagnosis of Lucas by a doctor like that. Although, it may be tricky since he's probably schizophrenic and has developmental problems.
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More or less. Lucas's brain is wired wrong (some would say defective) and he's incredibly stupid. I just want a professional explanation that goes beyond simply stating he's a fat, schizofrenic hobo that's obsessed with zoomers and communism.
 
If Lucas was ever in a position of power, he'd be scary. He's laser focused on whatever he wants in the moment and doesn't give a damn. Like that video he made with some girl lying down passed out and he bragged that he could rape her but didn't. That's his real mindset. But, he's thankfully inept and a crippled fat old man now.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
If Lucas was ever in a position of power, he'd be scary. He's laser focused on whatever he wants in the moment and doesn't give a damn. Like that video he made with some girl lying down passed out and he bragged that he could rape her but didn't. That's his real mindset. But, he's thankfully inept and a crippled fat old man now.
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He didn't make a move on the girl because he wasn't alone with her. There was another girl in the room looking at him and a guy can be heard in the background. He's a fat old man but I'd say he's still not safe to be alone with a girl.
 
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