💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Somehow I suspect the founding fathers would disagree with the this is not a christian nation idea. Its a christian nation that tolerates the right of people to practice non christian religions. That kind of thing is too complicated for lucas to understand

Lucas 'male feminist' werner everybody

I don't have a problem with overweight women I would just rather date women that are not overweight says the guy who would immediately scream bigot if a woman said I don't have a problem with overweight men I would just rather date a man that isn't overweight

Lucas is a far bigger bigot than anybody he complains about, especially about the things he claims others are bigoted about. He projects like an imax theater
 
WonderWino said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I5WP3gWi_1sSomehow I suspect the founding fathers would disagree with the this is not a christian nation idea. Its a christian nation that tolerates the right of people to practice non christian religions. That kind of thing is too complicated for lucas to understand

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V4RNhtZyu_ULucas 'male feminist' werner everybody

I don't have a problem with overweight women I would just rather date women that are not overweight says the guy who would immediately scream bigot if a woman said I don't have a problem with overweight men I would just rather date a man that isn't overweight

Lucas is a far bigger bigot than anybody he complains about, especially about the things he claims others are bigoted about. He projects like an imax theater
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That shirt is way too small for him, LOL. I wonder if it's a gift from Myrna.
 
WonderWino said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I5WP3gWi_1sSomehow I suspect the founding fathers would disagree with the this is not a christian nation idea. Its a christian nation that tolerates the right of people to practice non christian religions. That kind of thing is too complicated for lucas to understand

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V4RNhtZyu_ULucas 'male feminist' werner everybody

I don't have a problem with overweight women I would just rather date women that are not overweight says the guy who would immediately scream bigot if a woman said I don't have a problem with overweight men I would just rather date a man that isn't overweight

Lucas is a far bigger bigot than anybody he complains about, especially about the things he claims others are bigoted about. He projects like an imax theater
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Lucas thinks he can get women who aren't overweight, he can settle for more and not date fatties. It's cause he is plenty good. What about those women, Lucas? Is dating a fat, unemployed, hobo who lives in a nursing home and makes an ass out of himself on the Internet settling for more? Huh? Is it, Tubby?
 
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In what world are fat women dating any man they want? Yet again Lucas using bullying to get what he wants.

You're fat because you eat too much. Something many of us who work can't afford to do. We have to spend all day being an adult for our bowl of rice so the super rich get steak as Lucas also claims.

Aside the humor part yeah people are struggling with food costs now thanks to inflation. We as a nation of a chicken in every pot have paid insanely low overall costs for food and now that small price has turned into a big bill hurting many low income families. But Lucas has got fatter.

In his video Walter also showed an old clipped message I forgot and it was PEAK Lucas. He brags about how he'll be a good dad letting his kid die eating a floor cookie. As if a child not understanding germs (coming from a man with MSRA and doesn't bathe it's even funnier) is a fool and deserves to be wiped out genetically as he claims. Walter mentioned this also looks bad on Lucas genes but he didn't say how BAD a sign this is for him as a parent and red flag isn't strong enough words towards a woman. Saying you'd let your kid die before you pick up a tiny mess. Also let's be real how far liar is he'd eat that cookie.

Lucas never had girlfriends he leeched off a woman he met in a mental health ward. His only partner was predatory. This is aside the abuse he latched on to her because she had an apartment. He's really scum.

I actually wish he lives 30 more years it's more cruel than an easy death from a stroke being ignored by Mallons staff.

Lastly Mrs basso said stop shaming thin women you walrus.
 
I can't believe we're in the latter half of the year of our lord 2025, and Lucas Werner is still uploading his attraction videos. After being a fat sexless bum this long you'd think he might eventually channel his energy in a different way, but apparently Lucas is true to his nature as an unevolved human being. There are only two things that he is capable of being concerned about: gluttony, and clubbing fertile young women into submission.

It's also a bit of a rote point by now for this thread, but regular men can get away with being overweight and still wind up with thin loving partners...but the thing is they have to also not be unlikeable, bitter faggots without a single other appealing attribute aside from the fact they exist. If they suck ass as an individual and also have no money then logically they're no better than any other person, just more weirdly shaped and unhealthy.
Lucas is an intellectual, I'm sure he can puzzle it out.
 
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Lucas should stream himself flossing. It's be must see TV for the amount of blood oozing from his gums and that crown falling off.

Also, how the hell do you get that kind of gap on the bottom tooth? It'd make sense if he had a molar or something removed and they slowly started to drift apart, but I can't tell if that's the case. It's a modern miracle it's not chipped or anything.
 
Bassomatic said:
In his video Walter also showed an old clipped message I forgot and it was PEAK Lucas. He brags about how he'll be a good dad letting his kid die eating a floor cookie. As if a child not understanding germs (coming from a man with MSRA and doesn't bathe it's even funnier) is a fool and deserves to be wiped out genetically as he claims. Walter mentioned this also looks bad on Lucas genes but he didn't say how BAD a sign this is for him as a parent and red flag isn't strong enough words towards a woman. Saying you'd let your kid die before you pick up a tiny mess. Also let's be real how far liar is he'd eat that cookie.
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Speaking of the floor cookie and lucas's lack of common sense and judgement there, lets not forget this is the same lucas who goes out of his way to eat food off of the literal sidewalk when outside and who made multiple videos eating burritos and such off of stained motel 6 beds, despite there being a perfectly good table 5 feet away, and the same person who thinks cross contaminating vegetables and shit with raw chicken isn't something to be concerned about because he 'doesn't get sick when he does it' which I call bs on

EDIT: he's beein up all night posting videos

This coming from the guy who failed remedial math and thinks people do what the background commander voice in his head tells them

Unsurprisingly he made a video of literally nothing

and your state was part of canada until the 1940s lucas, wtf is your point?

He also looks awful in this video
 
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HackerX said:
That shirt is way too small for him, LOL. I wonder if it's a gift from Myrna.
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I think that every stitch of clothing he owns was picked from a salvation army clothing hamper or something akin to that. I strongly doubt his parents would be arsed to send him souvenirs from anywhere - a gift card for birthdays and Christmas is about as good as it gets for him.

He would never spend his leftover tard bux on anything beside food or boardgame accessories.
 
WonderWino said:
He thinks this is a 'healthy' snack. This is the kind of shit you only see literal hobos and hardcore alcoholics do. Its also shit for his kidneys
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It actually is, though, tons of C and other good stuff. He has eaten a lot worse. Not sure why you would eat them by themselves, but I often eat fresh mild peppers. Just a couple small ones give you more than the RDA of C.
 
AnOminous said:
It actually is, though, tons of C and other good stuff. He has eaten a lot worse. Not sure why you would eat them by themselves, but I often eat fresh mild peppers. Just a couple small ones give you more than the RDA of C.
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It's safe to say he's eaten things a lot worse for reasons both nutritional and palatable. Now the question is why he deemed it worthy enough to record and post. How does he expect that clip to attract a zoomer bae?
 
AnOminous said:
It actually is, though, tons of C and other good stuff. He has eaten a lot worse. Not sure why you would eat them by themselves, but I often eat fresh mild peppers. Just a couple small ones give you more than the RDA of C.
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its packed in oil
 
Stinkyboy said:
its packed in oil
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The man has eaten food off the sidewalk and caviar with crackers and cheese. Eating a random pepper from a jar (that he also dropped on the table before eating) is about the least bad thing imaginable.

I get what he's going for here, but it has the exact opposite effect. I really hope he's not intentionally or unintentionally torturing that poor cat because he thinks this will somehow get him a Gen Z bae.
 
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HackerX said:
The man has eaten food off the sidewalk and caviar with crackers and cheese. Eating a random pepper from a jar (that he also dropped on the table before eating) is about the least bad thing imaginable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vI54LAbrWyII get what he's going for here, but it has the exact opposite effect. I really hope he's not intentionally or unintentionally torturing that poor cat because he thinks this will somehow get him a Gen Z bae.
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On this note I feel I should remind everyone that suzanne specifically made a point of mentioning that he was abusive toward her cat and actually took it with her when she left her home after the breakup

That speaks for itself. Lucas has a history of cruelty to animals, which also speaks for itself. That cat doesn't seem to like him at all
 
HackerX said:
The man has eaten food off the sidewalk and caviar with crackers and cheese. Eating a random pepper from a jar (that he also dropped on the table before eating) is about the least bad thing imaginable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vI54LAbrWyII get what he's going for here, but it has the exact opposite effect. I really hope he's not intentionally or unintentionally torturing that poor cat because he thinks this will somehow get him a Gen Z bae.
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Yeah filming dead rats is definitely gonna get you a girlfriend Lucas lol. That cat skeptical as fuck. Really doesn't fuck with him. Also Lucas really has an uncanny skill to make so many of his videos unintentionally creepy.
 
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He's returning to form!
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Says Lucas, who has admitted before that he wants a wife who "never says no".
His idea of a wife is a sex slave who also raises his kids and cooks for him.

As a sort of off-topic, these "X state only got rid of Y law in Z year!" stats are fucking clickbait. The real thing to look at is the last time anyone was ever prosecuted for it and/or it was ever used in a legal dispute. Most of these laws always end up being shit that haven't been mentioned in a courtroom since the 60's.
WonderWino said:
On this note I feel I should remind everyone that suzanne specifically made a point of mentioning that he was abusive toward her cat and actually took it with her when she left her home after the breakup

That speaks for itself. Lucas has a history of cruelty to animals, which also speaks for itself. That cat doesn't seem to like him at all
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Otherwise social (emphasis on otherwise social, the asshole cat who hates everyone obvs doesn't count) cats (or dogs) not liking someone is generally a huge red flag.

Lucas filming himself playing with dead rodents while the communal cat displays behavior of hating him is obviously not going to convince any zoomer baes to spread their legs for Plenty Good Hobo Daddy.
 
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