💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I'm about 99% sure this is in response to a woman calling him a fat, homeless retard. Either that or this light walk is making him gasp for air so much it sounds like he's crying. The answer might be both.

LOL. I thought it was gonna be a long clip and the cow somehow managed to play the same recording twice in the video. How???

Also big LOL. I decided to do a quick trip on Google Maps to see if this gravel trail was close by, but something else caught me off guard. Apparently, the Google car drove by recently and you'd never believe who was caught in the front yard of Malon Place in blurry 4K.
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Lucas looking about as homeless as ever. I wonder if this is Johnny 'MEGA' Thundercock???
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Jesus the bald spot is one thing, but it's like there's a bald spot right below it? Is he ripping his hair out?

And to answer my original query, yes. The spot where he recorded the video is right beside Malon Place.
 
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HackerX said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Otb6EZwQEMoI'm about 99% sure this is in response to a woman calling him a fat, homeless retard. Either that or this light walk is making him gasp for air so much it sounds like he's crying. The answer might be both.

LOL. I thought it was gonna be a long clip and the cow somehow managed to play the same recording twice in the video. How???

Also big LOL. I decided to do a quick trip on Google Maps to see if this gravel trail was close by, but something else caught me off guard. Apparently, the Google car drove by recently and you'd never believe who was caught in the front yard of Malon Place in blurry 4K.
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Lucas looking about as homeless as ever. I wonder if this is Johnny 'MEGA' Thundercock???
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Jesus the bald spot is one thing, but it's like there's a bald spot right below it? Is he ripping his hair out?

And to answer my original query, yes. The spot where he recorded the video is right beside Malon Place.
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Jesus christ his hair is fucked. I've seen alot of men go bald over the years but I don't think i've ever seen a hairline quite like that. Its bizarre. It legit looks like the hairline of a nausicaan in star trek online, which fits really, seeing as they're tall, stupid, violent and everything they do involves trying to get money in shady ways and pain. I can absolutely picture lucas and some mallon place tard playing darts like this in the dayroom:
Doesn't that hurt?
I'm sure it does, most of lucas's games do
That said, no way any zoomer bae wants a creepy looking guy with a hairline like that. He really needs to bite the bullet and just shave it off. It would show his gourd shaped head off but even that is better than what hes got going on now

With all that ranting lucas was doing a few years back about how cameras are everywhere in spokane and under bridges and all that its fucking hilarious that a google maps van would randomly happen past and catch him looking like that. He legit looks like he's still a hobo in that pic, and I have to wonder about the guy he's sitting there with. I know nursing homes are boring as shit to spend time in but holy shit, are things so bad there that anybody would think spending any time with lucas willingly is a good idea or a good way to past the time? Not only does he smell weird he looks creepy as fuck and talks like a child predator. God knows what they were talking about when that was taken or why anybody would have anything to do with him. If lucas finds out about that pic from google maps he's going to be paranoid as fuck that now even google is watching him and what he does wherever he goes and will be even more paranoid of cars driving by near him thinking its happening again. Lucas does not like being watched

Not to mention theres something just off putting about lucas in that pic. Beyond the hair shit I mean. His body language is just....off. Like he can't even sit like a normal person. Look at the way he's holding his legs and the position his body is in, its not normal or natural. Its like he's trying to somehow sit in a weirdly formal way, like that fucked up way he walks with his hands behind him, stooping over cause he thinks it makes him look intelligent. Just look at the way lucas is sitting there vs the way the other guy is

Also why would I love all these fourth wave commie chicks that try to gaslight you into doing the chores all day with their psychological projection says the guy who literally seconds earlier says how much of a feminist he is and how much he loves women. He's literally engaging in projection and gaslighting right there in a way that makes him look incredibly manipulative, stupid and narcissistic. Any woman who heard him say that would run for the fucking hills. It also clearly sounds like its aimed at someone in particular. Perhaps suzanne given the chores comment. Theres a recurring pattern with lucas being very resentful at being told to do chores, bragging weirdly when he does simple ones (such as how proud he is of 'picking up sticks') and getting angry when told he does them badly or entirely incorrectly (see his reeing about being told he doesn't clean the dishes or bathroom properly by former roommates)

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Spokanites refer to his area as “felony flats”
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Yeah the outcast owls mentioned that to him in one of the livestreams they did with him years ago. Lucas tried to shrug it off and act like it was a good thing but he got a look like he absolutely did not like it and resented being called out for living in a place like that, not too different from the one isik got back when lucas made the deportation jokes on video and got one of those 'you fucking asshole imma smack you upside the head' looks for a second
 
Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to bad people but, the most common is the basics. Bad things happen to dumb people being one of them.

This really makes the Grisbys trip so much funnier. Lucas is probably happier than us because his hard earned inheritance is being blown! Suffer Myrna.

As said before, this was all on them too. Bone headed unprepared behavior. For how much travel they do you think they'd know this stuff.

I really would not be as cross about her dumping Lucas on the tax payer if she admitted he's a freak and danger. You can't leave your kid to literally freeze causing permanent damage and claim Mom of the year. To anyone not versed in the lore, this actually happened. On that note we don't have the details but, something happened between Lucas and a child in the family Myrna swept up.

She knows he's a danger that's why she won't keep him. But she'll use him for pity points and then keep her wallet closed and spend it on herself.

Before I knew what she was I had pity for her. It's gotta be heart breaking to know your child's limited more so if they are not safe. I actually knew of someone like that. My grandparents friends had a child (out of 4) he was dangerously off. The others are all successful and they were good people but he was a dangerous retard. I cant picture the pain knowing he needs a rubber hotel. He's been a state ward since late teens assuming he's alive he'd be in his 60s now.

This is really what should have happened to Lucas in his early 20s. At that point it was clear aside his mental problems he was a shit. Honestly the world and he would have a better outcome had he been put in an asylum young. He could do his macaroni art that he's banned from in Mallon place Suzanne would never have been a punching bag. Poor Jason Perva would need to find someone else to suck him off tho.

Not shocked like many others no idea what Trans Jordan was and no it's not a lady boy like half of Lucas Obama phone browser tabs.

It feels like this Mallon arc is just going to keep going, we need homeless Wern again. He's the funniest and oddly healthiest Wern we get. Actually i just came up with a better arc. Lucas goes to Canada to escape the Republicans. You know they will force him into MAID assuming he doesn't get killed on the streets or freeze first.

Gosh guys Trump would be done for if Lucas tried this. The Pope would die too. I sure hope Lucas doesn't try going to Canada we'd be so owned guys.

Lucas won't admit it . He has some concepts of self preservation, one of them is hiding how sick he is. Aside him being a lazy slob his whole life he's got a be exhausted all the time. He's 400lb range mid 40s, what he does eat is junk and far too much. He doesn't do anything to better himself. I would not rule out 12+ hours a day sleeping for him.

He wakes up looks at CP eats sleeps back for food raging into his phone sleep food. Sadly Lucas has admitted over 10+ years now his tiny Peter doesn't work Halle Berry in her prime couldn't get him hard... Well I mean her prime to most of is is mid 20s...year not months like Wern.

I still legit imately half think he's a virgin. The huge combo of him being the Wern his age and health sexual function won't come back. He's too sick Viagra isn't something magic that can make a it work like you're 16 again. It's a potent medicine and don't abuse it frenz, but it's not able to cure some things also with the huge cocktail of stuff Werns on it might kill him literally. Would be a fitting ending Lucas dies with out getting hard in a gooning session to a baby pampers ad. Myrna would be on max damage control.

Does Lucas even HAVE a personality? He's like a starved raccoon and a rutting elk. Everything he likes it part of his goals of inhaling calories and teen puss puss. The science shit is to impress girls, he doesn't give a fuck about space teleomres are his cope for being an old man lusting over teen girls, social policies are because he wants free stuff. Atheism is he's stuck in 2003 YouTube and he's scared of hell.

He really doesn't have a personality like a fucking lizard. I shouldn't insult lizards like that some people like their bearded dragons, geckos etc. Lucas is just there and taking up vast amounts of resources.

Lucas does hate where he's at. He hates Mallon. Mallon bothers him in no particular order because he's abandoned again. He's been dumped by everyone. In his narcissistic mind he deserves to be with his folks or a teen bae or a free apartment. Despite none of these being reasonable or safe for him or the other parties. Part of him knows this no one wants him. This leads to my second point, he's lonely. We will never get the true story but, his crush doesn't want to even be friendly with him. Everywhere Lucas goes he's unwelcome or burns his good graces soon. Part of the reason he deals with trolls and his tiny YT it's all the interaction he gets it's pretty clear no one hangs out with him, he's never kept a friend etc. He's unlovable and that's gotta hurt.

His needs are met and he knows that but Mallon is a flop house they are met and that's all. He has one gorge meal a month. He owns nothing, he gets fed slop and his staff aren't "his" they are barely verbal hand him pills and ignore him. The feeling there's no escape like a jail (something Lucas knows well because he hits and stalks women).

This is all his own doing mind you but it's enough to make anyone depressed. He's a pilled up old man who's in terrible health. I understand why so many Wern watchers have moved on he's jumped the shark. We probably won't get another hilarious arc or big event.

These Mallon pics are gold. Lucas "ready to be a dad" Werner can't even fucking sit correcttly.

I'm not shocked he's into or aware of the "trend" I use that word in quotations because Im Not quite sure it's more than journos click bait. Either way like before with his plans he's worse off than any broke college kid. He's always buried his head in the sand and a way to confirm what he likes. it's even better when pop culture says so. I really could go on about if and why for this but it's also Lucas. He's a child. He needs to be cared for. He's mentally incapable of what we call love. His time is very limited on this earth. Nothing to gain from him the things older people have health doesn't.

I'll end with this instead of rambling more than I already have. How many people do we see on this site that could fix 109% their issues by just logging the fuck off. Id say at least 75% cows would eek by drive a car, find love, work,live independent. Lucas is far more broken there's 10000s of these lost souls. Too retarded for anything. Lucas just has to act out because he's a spoiled narcissist. How we found him literally. I just said but he really was given a disservice he wasn't institutionalized. Even if it was an option I bet Myrna wouldn't allow it less she look bad. She'd still throw him from the family home and let him nearly die multiple times but, not giving him the care and control he needs. Lucas could really be a case study why we need those places back. He's not just failed by everyone and unable to manage himself, he's a dangerous sexual predator who aside whatever he did to his niece is just too inept to be Ted Bundy 2. Lastly in a way saying this is out of kindness, Lucas would have never had the hard life he set him self up for because he would be managed. Mallon isn't worse than any state home but he's given pretend freedom. That could torment anyone like a jail work release. Tasting the normal life but back to jail at night. Granted Lucas can't even hold a special retard job so kinda. Moot point.

If Myrna really loved he special abortion survivor shed take him out back and tell him about the rabbit... I mean zoomers baes.
 
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As said before, this was all on them too. Bone headed unprepared behavior. For how much travel they do you think they'd know this stuff.
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On that note I find it amusing that lucas's parents failed to plan for any kind of disruptions or for what to do if things didn't go exactly as they expected them to. Just like lucas did during his infamous trip to LA. and like him, they reeed about it online. They just waited until they got home to do it

Must be a family tradition
 
Interesting, top-notch Werntent. He's trying to chain-puff, but I don't think he's doing it right. Hell of I know. I hope he does more!

Gen Z must rebel and date Lucas. He'll get one any day now.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=B2yQue8qkOgInteresting, top-notch Werntent. He's trying to chain-puff, but I don't think he's doing it right. Hell of I know. I hope he does more!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JVTNQkpiIDIGen Z must rebel and date Lucas. He'll get one any day now.
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Says alot about what he really wants when he says shit like gen z are rebelling against their parents and dating gen x to piss daddy off. Know who does stuff like that? Teenage girls. Lucas is anything but what any teenage girl wants. Even the suitress wouldn't touch his creepy ass. This shit is a prime example of lucas proving he's living in a delusional fantasy land in his own head and doesn't understand reality in the slightest

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No they fucking did not. China invaded tibet and forced it to become part of china. Jesus fucking christ lucas has no idea what he is talking about. He'd get his ass kicked by tibetans if he sais that shit to them

Lucas reees about how bad america and capitalism are and then repeats literal CCP propaganda. a country that would have left lucas to die on the street from day one and who doesn't give a shit about the lives of its people

If lucas thinks zoomer baes support chinas actions in tibet he's in for a big fucking surprise
 
Says man who lives in a nursing home and doesn't stray beyond a 50 yard perimeter.

Lucas, you don't hear anything from women. They don't talk to you.
 
HackerX said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QcCjC-Jl-XcSays man who lives in a nursing home and doesn't stray beyond a 50 yard perimeter.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6AEOumZjzULucas, you don't hear anything from women. They don't talk to you.
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Bad food! Tiny home! Minimum wage! Reee! You're a peasant slave! Go after the capitalists!

Says the guy who lives off of the taxes of the very people he claims are being oppressed, because the government makes the people support him through taxes

By all means lucas, practice what you preach. Stop reeeing on the internet and go do something stupid and be the next luigi. I'm sure you'll totally have zoomer baes fawning all over you and sending you letters in prison. You're advocating for people to destroy the very government and system that is ensuring your survival. If anybody is exploiting these 'peasants' as you put it, its you lucas. The government actually does shit, you just sit on your ass demanding more and more every day while screaming about how oppressed you are. and it is you you're talking about. When lucas talks about 'the workers' or 'the peasants' being oppressed he means himself, he doesn't give a shit about anybody else

and of course he proves he's a predatory male feminist yet again

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Lucas doesn't understand how inflation or the economy works example 193847

The only good thing about lucas getting the communism he wants is the look on his face and the reeeeing he'd do when he started seeing empty shelves and when the government showed up at his nursing home to drag him off to the gulag for being a social parasite with 'rich' parents. Lucas being dumped in some gulag in alaska and being told to do mining or some shit and that he'd be left to freeze and starve to death if he refused, and grudgingly doing what hes told only to find a tiny cup of horrifying soup and a stale moldy piece of bread as his only food for all that working would be a hilarious end to the saga of the wern. Lucas mining the ores to make the obama phones for the less retarded hobos that actually went and got jobs when the commies took over would make him screech like a banshee
 
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How feminist of you lucas, referring to women who don't like you as 'woman.' He's proving the point of why its better to leave people like him single rather well here


So now theres a 'group home kitty cat' that lucas doesn't know if its homeless but much like lucas himself, just comes around for the food every day. He sure does love misleading people into thinking he's not living in a nursing home. Apparently the cat has been there longer than lucas has

Lucas looking at mars supposedly. So shaky its amazing he can see anything

Lucas showing he doesn't know what socialism is. I also like how he is describing the general structure of the lower levels of the nazi party with the blockleiters and all that, and clearly doesn't know it

and holy shit he thinks socialism means inclusion for the 'poor' and the minorities. He should ask stalin how he felt about those groups

and socialism has been tried multiple times lucas and ends in a horrifying nightmare every time
 
He must have been having a manic episode or something last night:
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Claims he wouldn't date a conservative christian despite spending years creeping around churches going to services to meet one, by his own admission

He's also on about israel again, claims most jews in israel are converts and they're 'not truly hebrew' he also tries to reason that jews claiming they've been in the region for 6000 years is somehow negated by palestinians being there for that amount of time. Apparently lucas is unaware that the issue between those groups is religious and islam has only existed for like 1400 years not 6000

Unsurprisingly he's repeating PUA and incel terms like looksmaaxxing. He also apparently finds meryl streep hot

Lucas lectures everyone on womens rights. Look at lucas's body langue when he talks about how men lost the privilege to beat their wives. He isn't happy about that. Lucas thinks communists won a bunch of rights in the US for women in the 70s. We can add the politics of 1970s america to the list of things lucas has no understanding of

Lucas doesn't like that the food banks he steals from sometimes get budget cuts and blames 'greed'

He seriously asked if people look at a clown in a circus juggling and assumed that is a clowns nature. Why yes lucas, yes it is a clowns nature to do clown things. Are you going to lecture people about how its not a dogs nature to bark just because it barks next?

Lucas also seems to think most people sit at a computer all day typing data into a computer from a piece of paper. Unsurprisingly, a hobo who has barely worked a day in his life has no idea how jobs work or what people actually do at them

The dick energy post might have gotten deleted but he did a video about it as well and its still up:

Promoting communism and proving he has no understanding of it again
 
He's in a mania spree. This is the good Werntent.

Good video as always @Fatal Walter , I suggested before if you highlight a few kiwi posts just to help fuel his paranoia it would be funny.

Why is Lucas worried about pay? It's not like he has a job and thanks to progressive tax on earnings CEO pays has shot up. Us large income earners don't want a huge paycheck it goes to niggers Israel and Epstein dates. We take options, perks etc. His last year CEO Jeff bezoz "made" 80k for a CEO.

I don't know why I had to explain that to a man who's earned maybe 10 paychecks of mine wage his entire life.

I like seeing Lucas angry because you know he's suffering and he brings more laughs with his schizo shit.

Capitalism benefits everyone, including Lucas who lives off it. It's why we've seen the largest lift out of poverty in the world past 50 years. Where's the poorest and starving people? What do they all share ? Socialism or stronger ideals. While defunct or du jour run a lot of Africa is on paper and actually trying but corrupt (unlike China who is closer to Milton Friedman's wet dream but just says commie) very communist.

They live off rich white capitalists feeding them sending them nice things etc.

Sadly many of us do sit at a computer for work. If you think I'm data entry that can be replaced by a monkey, or AI then lol.

It's funny he actually says doubt is base of science and low and behold you ever ask him to back up his schizo lies. He's got his own religion really. I can't think of a better way to put it. He's a screaming street preacher just a communist pedophile instead of fire and brimstone.

He's very fat and unlovable.
 
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I have no problem with womens rights.....unless women exercise their right not to date me! ree!
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It's beautiful. He's using all the power words. "Socialism, atheism, classism, feminism, ableism, weightism, ageism". Why do none of them ever work???? He's saying them, then demonstrating that he has no idea what any of them mean because it's all a thinly veiled plan to fist a zoomer bae. Yet that thin veil seemingly only works on one person... Himself. So why won't those words work???
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It's like he thinks there's an authority figure demanding no one can date Lucas. Crazy.
 
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