💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Why is he lurking behind a tree?

Probably his animalistic wernsquatch instincts kicking in that drive him to hide behind trees when he's creeping around parks and the woods to keep the cops from noticing where he is when he's ranting like a loon and banning him from the area again

Either that or he's getting ready to creep on little girls at the park in a wern style version of the pedobear picnic

 

[HackerX]

Probably his animalistic wernsquatch instincts kicking in that drive him to hide behind trees when he's creeping around parks and the woods to keep the cops from noticing where he is when he's ranting like a loon and banning him from the area again

Either that or he's getting ready to creep on little girls at the park in a wern style version of the pedobear picnic

He's 100% known in the area as the guy who keeps yelling "bigots" at his phone. There's a certain level of hobo where the hobo is associated with something. Like the golf man, the swinging arm man, etc. Lucas is the bigots man.

 

[HackerX]

Unable to edit previous post. Werntent! Come get your Werntent.

He's right. It is a bit too convenient to say that capitalism is not what's preventing Lucas from having a girlfriend. I always love it when he's ranting at women to have a job instead of sitting on their lazy ass and do nothing. That they shouldn't only go for men with big bank accounts and cars while Lucas is relegated to being Lucas.

He's tired of capitalism. He's tired of capitalism preventing love. It's all about money you cunts. Have you even heard of socialism????

Capitalism destroys democracy because Lucas doesn't have a say and Lucas says there's a biological imperative to have a mate. You hear that bigots??? Democracy is about giving Lucas a zoomer bae and capitalism is the only reason that hasn't happened!!! BUT NOOO, you need to follow guys with the most money and financial stability because you're WHORES and CUCKS to capitalism.

The best part is "Everything bad that you hate. Non-inclusion, poverty, democracy....not being fulfilled. That's because of capitalism you libtarded idiots." Basically Lucas talking about himself and thinking it's capitalism's fault he's the way he is. Democracy isn't offering him a woman and that's YOUR fault.

And some community posts




The bottom is my favorite. Idk whose hard work, but definitely not Lucas's.

YouTube replies to finish it off:

Nigga, we just saw you record a 10 minute video of yourself shoving you're monthly stipend down your gullet. If that's not a happy video, I don't know what is.

I'd honestly love for someone to force Lucas into an argument he couldn't run away from and explain how he's not a socialist and that socialism means more than yeeting him a Gen Z bae.

 

[Mister Fister]

Does this nigga have any stats above an 8 in D&D terms?

 

[Bassomatic]

It's spring friends so that wonderful time of year the buzz of bees chirping of birds and the reeeing of Lucas. As the snow melts his thorozine winter coma/hibernation ends.

He's so angry and loud. I know why he hides off to do these videos he's so mad and needs to scream but can't because his caretakers will pill him up again. Unlike a dog who doesn't trust cream cheese Lucas will gladly fall for the pills in applesauce trick due to his gluttony.

He's probably heard how his inheritance is being blown and got him riled up. It'll be even funnier when they leave Lucas debt. Sure he will never pay but it'll be hilarious to hear Lucas brag folks died time to be rich and slammed with 50k debt in cards and a mortgage for a crack shack.

45 years and he's never had a friend but it surely can't be his fault.

Ever notice for Lucas capitalism isn't a structural economic system but just means "I'm greedy and others have what I want".

My wife drives the Lexus, I drive a 34 year old Honda.

It's no shock as normal Lucas applies his greed to other people then faults the system. No way would the "noble" Werner not be killed. How did things go for the Tzar and his innocent children? If "my dad is rich" is justified murder of a child, are't king Roy and Myrna multi millionairs? By your own rules, please face the wall comrade. This is before we go into hedonism homosexuality,pedophila and being unfit to work. Ironic aside "capitalism" only the Nazis would keep him not because he's 100% Ayran genes but he'd be perfect for Direwangler brigade (for the non history buffs if you ever hear of the horrors of eastern WW2 war crimes and think it can't be real .. they were and he thought it was funny). Letting Lucas fuck war orphans, eat an occupied towns entire food reservation so they starve and taking their stuff it's so they don't have it even if lacks value. He's fit in very well assuming Germans fuel shortage didn't effect the 4 Panzer tanks needed to tow the fat man.

A trait shared by the lowest IQ and lolcows (many times overlapping but there's non stupid lolcows and many dumb non lolcows) is trying the same thing over and over. Lucas is peak this. Just 3 more years of screaming into the void Lucas where half the farms (your own viewers) moved on. He's bored most of his hate watchers off aka only viewers.

Oh wow this steak video is probably my new favorite Wern watching. It's literally everything wrong with him. But he can't see it and happens in real time. Its also disgusting.

I have a question now after watching the gay pig eat a steak with his hands and offer mating gristle... Do you think not just a flex but a memory and sexualized one at that is why he recorded this? Lucas is aware he's not going to have a good meal (if you consider a door dashed outback steak food let alone fine dining) so he recorded it to watch as a cope when he's not able to stuff himself. Much like some egomanical incel who recorded him fucking a hooker Lucas just watches himself eating food. Proof he's plenty good and proof he has value. He's still morbidly obese and steals from churches and food pantries. But this is steak, a winners meal a fancy dish. He can watch that and look at himself as a winner

Now let's get into the grit. He's fat to the point it's literally killing him. He isn't allowed silver ware or choosing not to use it. Hell even when I do light weight or survivalist style camping I bring a foldable silverware kit. He's in a care home for the retarded and poor. He's flexing a meal many can't afford due to the fact our government has pushed the cost of Lucas upon us. His "rich" parents are by his claims tax cheats millionaires letting the poor pay their taxes. I'm sure some of us can't afford to go out and can't afford steak. No shame on that if you put dinner on your and your family plate.

This video is a much grosser fatter version of the nigger flexing his new Jordans in section 8. We all know how Lucas feels about the blacks or anyone else on his hard earned welfare.

As normal I drone on over caffeinated and but the last point is like to make is, Like all his behaviors that are validation seeking and praise seeking. He back fires this. Its a man who's so mentally ill he can't be trusted with a fork (both because he's dangerous and he fat) rubbing his wasteful spending and poor behavior.

That meme with the trains is really one of those zoom in to prove a point .. let's thing why is America bad on public transportation? We have cars!! Everyone has a car. The poorest have cars. Good self own to the "libs". I as a career man use pubic transportation and for us workers its fine. Taking the bus to go to the mall? That's for the Lucases. Speaking of nows a good time to remember Lucas can't drive . Even if he scraped up 800 for a 1983 lebaron beater . I always love self owns as a gotcha but that meme saying haha China is poor and doesn't have personal income as why capitalism is bad. Chefs kiss. Also Lucas most major transit corps are socialized technically as they are regulated monopolies. The free market isn't allowed and my train corp is a quarter billion in debt. Another point how great socialism is can't get workers to work and needs taxpayers money and still a free market fail despite no competition. Plus we all love cars because no one wants to be on a bus or train with Lucas or chain mails at a track meets.

Spanish is now Mexican... Racist a bit? Germantown is filled with niggos Lucas the Aryan should go and evict them.

For all this exercise he's getting walking in to the park that he's banned from and creeping on children he's still very fat and very dirty.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Does this nigga have any stats above an 8 in D&D terms?

I’ll be generous and say Constitution. He used to sleep in the woods for months at a time (during summer, but still) and is able to eat gross food combinations. I’d say it used to be an 11, above average but not enough to actually give a bonus. Though he probably has a significant penalty to his CON saves nowadays, what with his kidneys starting to go.

 

[HackerX]

Hot daily Werntent

The guys who said 100 million people died due to communism admitted they made up shit so you should listen to Lucas making up shit. Like the 100 million Native American populations died to, you guessed it, capitalism. And a comment to really seal the deal.

As Matthew 19:21-24 and Acts 4:32 said, "As you date a dude in your economic class or above, but never below, you're just a bunch of hipocrites." Amen!

The last part is great. "But you think you're so superior to atheist??? When you're really not." You can see how much he wants to be condescending, but he has nothing to be condescending over.

Oh this one's great.

"Leaving people without free healthcare and education paid for by our taxes is not a Christian nation." LOL. Lucas has free healthcare. Lucas has a free education. Lucas has never paid taxes.

"I like a little money every once in a while but that's socialism, to have a little more money." Jesus Christ.

"Universal basic income would be socialism." Lucas is the poster child to not enact UBI.

"Leftistism is really just secular christianity if you think about it."

 

[Unarmed Potato]

Either way, Lucas don't make no sense. He's got this retarded idea that if the US was communist, he'd have a Gen Z bae. Does he think communism includes government mandated girlfriends?

I almost want the cow crossover with Marjan Šiklić but I think even Marjan would find Lucas disgusting.

 

[HackerX]

I almost want the cow crossover with Marjan Šiklić but I think even Marjan would find Lucas disgusting.

I'm pulling for someone like Cobe's ex-gf as a crossover. It has to be someone who is equally freakish and retarded, but also a bit more dominant since Lucas is terrified of human interaction and scared in general.

His teeth are noticeable getting worse though, and spreading, over the last few months. I know there was speculation at one point that he had dentures, but idk how this shit happens with dentures.

The front two looks like porcelain TBH, but what about the black shit? A quick Google search points towards black tartar but I've got no idea. In the rare instances you can see his gums, they have no color either. That's can't be good.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Deadly gingivitis

 

[HackerX]

New day. New Werntent. Same shirt.

It's just retard babble. He's conflating 'hard work = fulfillment' with 'hard work = more pay'. The hardest work he's ever done is writing attraction signs.

 

[HackerX]

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"Skinny guys got it made in the shade. You with your high metabolism, you can just lie around all day eating snacks watching movies with your girlfriend. You got everything." Not Lucas though. He's got to move around constantly.

His understanding of metabolism is on display here. It completely tracks that Lucas thinks metabolism, an unironically genetic trait that he never considers when mooing about telomeres, is the sole factor to being skinny. And if you're skinny, you've got a girlfriend. He also unintentionally tells on himself about eating shit all day. Not that it's a surprise at all, but maybe he'd lose 50 lbs if he didn't eat everything he gets his hands on.

 

[WonderWino]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=pd629wrQc-Y"Skinny guys got it made in the shade. You with your high metabolism, you can just lie around all day eating snacks watching movies with your girlfriend. You got everything." Not Lucas though. He's got to move around constantly.

His understanding of metabolism is on display here. It completely tracks that Lucas thinks metabolism, an unironically genetic trait that he never considers when mooing about telomeres, is the sole factor to being skinny. And if you're skinny, you've got a girlfriend. He also unintentionally tells on himself about eating shit all day. Not that it's a surprise at all, but maybe he'd lose 50 lbs if he didn't eat everything he gets his hands on.

If i'm not constantly walking around i'm going to be 360lb within a couple months

Yeah thats the psych meds combined with eating everything he can get his hands on. Lets not forget that the instant lucas got his disbursement of college money he bought enough food for 4 people, showed it off and gorged nonstop, while drinking a homemade 'shirley temple' comprised of a glass of pepsi with a peanut butter cup in it. Great for the beetus i'm sure. Lucas is a food obsessed pig who would have eaten himself onto my 600lb life years ago if he had the money to do so. Food and little girls is all he thinks about, to the point he obsesses over it and makes everything about food in some way, even when it comes to women. and whenever he doesn't get enough to feed multiple people he reees about how he is starving. I don't doubt for a second he raids the food banks and still sneaks out to eat at shelters when he gets the opportunity. No way he's getting anywhere near what he wants to eat in a nursing home. With how they serve food in those places he'd be eating 10 residents worth every day

He also clearly doesn't understand that a fast metabolism isn't magic. You still gain weight quick if you eat like he does

I can just see lucas spending the average day stuffing himself at breakfast until they refuse to give him any more and then waddling up and down the same hallways like a dementia patient with his headphones on but not plugged into anything, muttering to himself about how hungry he is and when his next meal will be, only to be interrupted by randomly thinking about teen girls for a few minutes until he enrages himself to go back to thinking about food to soothe himself again

At this rate he'd probably fall for those for a good time call... phone numbers scribbled on bathroom stalls if they said for a good time with a zoomer bae call.... instead. Some resident should scribble a few of those in the bathroom he uses and include the number for the food addiction and sex offender resource hotlines

 

[HackerX]

Yeah thats the psych meds combined with eating everything he can get his hands on. Lets not forget that the instant lucas got his disbursement of college money he bought enough food for 4 people, showed it off and gorged nonstop

I mean, he just spent his monthly tardbucks to doordash Outback Steakhouse so he could show off to the other nursing home residents. I can only imagine what the Malon Place employees tell him before he does that shit.

Lucas is a food obsessed pig who would have eaten himself onto my 600lb life years ago if he had the money to do so.

He really is exceptionally lucky to be in the situation he's in. Any time he's allowed to act on his own volition, he's immediately burned through what little resources he has as soon as they're acquired. Obviously, it's not ideal for a sane person, but Lucas still has the freedom of choice and he's in a situation where his choices are inherently limited. He'd choose having an 8th meal over shelter. If he didn't have to worry about money, he'd probably be 1,000 lbs.

I don't doubt for a second he raids the food banks and still sneaks out to eat at shelters when he gets the opportunity. No way he's getting anywhere near what he wants to eat in a nursing home. With how they serve food in those places he'd be eating 10 residents worth every day

I'm curious how Lucas goes about this. Like if he tries to get 3rd or 4th helpings from the Malon Place cafeteria and they eventually refuse him.

He also clearly doesn't understand that a fast metabolism isn't magic. You still gain weight quick if you eat like he does

Oh, 100%. He thinks a fast metabolism is the secret code to begin skinny. It's just another convenient thing Lucas doesn't understand, but can use it to moo about instead of confronting reality.

At this rate he'd probably fall for those for a good time call... phone numbers scribbled on bathroom stalls if they said for a good time with a zoomer bae call.... instead. Some resident should scribble a few of those in the bathroom he uses and include the number for the food addiction and sex offender resource hotlines

Oh God. I couldn't imagine being a resident and being able to contain myself. You don't need an IQ above 90 to do it either. Just a sense of humor and partially cruel, depending on how you'd want to go about it. Like constantly mentioning God existing, Trump, pointing at random women and saying "she told me you're cute", etc.

Personally and purely hypothetical, I think messing with him on politics and culture would be the way to go UNLESS he did something that explicitly pissed you off. Then you pull out the big guns.

 

[Da Dude123]

Father's Day is almost upon us, my dudes. I can never think of Father's Day without thinking about one of Lucas's very old videos where he goes on about how a cashier at Rite Aid wished him a Happy Father's Day and he said he almost started crying. He almost started crying cause he didn't have his telomeres baby. "I hate this day", he moooed.

He was such a bitch and fat faggot in the video. He really was being a pussy about the whole thing. Not sure if this video was ever archived. Lucas had nuked his old channel like a coward. We lost so much autistic and Islamic content when he did that.

 

[HackerX]

Ruh Roh. Seems like a knockoff, hopefully less gay, Turkey Tom did a 7 hour documentary on Dr. Nigger. TBD on quality, but references rereading some thread that's "2300 something odd pages" three times. So we'll see if he states which mysterious thread he used for research.

Edit: A few minutes in and he's getting shit mixed up already. Now he still may be in the summary part of explaining this shithsow, which is highly understandable, but he's posting the video of that one roommate who kicked him out (Daniel, David, or w/e) when he's at the Cyril part of the story. Again, I'm only 15 minutes in to a 7 hour and 45 minute video so there's plenty of time for accuracy, but this dude is not doing anything to dissuade the "zoomers are retarded" stigma.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I had the turkey tom video accidentally set to loop when I fell asleep and woke up to the 2017 saga and thought WTF.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh goody another slop tuber putting crap out, expect a flood of trash newbs.

I still think those aren't Wern's teeth. It doesn't shock me he doesn't clean himself, why would he clean dentures paid for by the state? They never looked right in fit on his face. Could be bad vaneers or crowns or something. But no way does he keep those teeth, let alone that "clean"

Lucas has a long history of not understanding biology, so it's not shocked he blames his 100% Aryan perfect Eugenics (totally not racist tho) genes on why he's fat. I'm sure many of us are near Lucas age, and have had to adapt our diets increase exercise etc. Lucas eats like a teen ... possum, no shit he's huge. Yes money is the ONLY reason he's not fatter. Remember how much bigger he was with Suzanne and living at home?

Like any good commie he hates to admit he takes so much from the pot and doesn't even piss into it to return. Can you picture the line in the food pantry Lucas goes to and being 5 mins late stuck behind the Wern knowing your family will go hungry because he's taking the last 8 ham and cheeses and 2 cakes. Depressing.

This Mythos thing is just schizo babble, it isn't like something you could "find" allegory or something. I mean some people use spiritual religious fantasy languages and examples for a point, 95% it's cringe but sometimes you can compare X to dragons or Luke Skywalker.. someone like say Alex Jones has mad a career of this, like him or not he's often compared taxes to vampires etc...Lucas just rambles... he sounds seriously mentally ill. I mean he is, he's a schizophrenic, who everyone who's had to deal with him has cut him off. EVERYONE his family, his friends, his only girlfriend. Only people forced by law deal with him. Those and those "evil" Christians whom he takes from.

I would like to quickly hint... to any Spokaneites esp those in the churches he steals from... Yes, God has asked us to help the needy. He also says to protect your flock. Ban Lucas, he's disrespectful, by choice not illness. He's dishonest, he's also got MRSA, he's literally dangerous to be around. Jesus himself would turn the other cheek, so to speak on Lucas. He could cure Lepers but people like Lucas who didn't want help on the path but wanted to dance with the devil more so were abandoned. What I'm saying it's god's will to ban Lucas from the charities he takes from.

The only reason he has a house is because of threat of death. The LaPlante family, takes our tax money to enrich themselves. If I don't pay money to give to Lucas, the goverment will come and put me in prison and if I say "no Lucas is a bad person I wont go to jail" They shoot me.

Lucas is alive because rich people willl have you killed if you don't make them richer.

I hope Mryna and Larry have an Air India flight home over all that water coming back from their Exotic trip in the Pacific.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder if he's building up to another blackmail/extortion/rape demand video.

 

[HackerX]

The only reason he has a house is because of threat of death. The LaPlante family, takes our tax money to enrich themselves. If I don't pay money to give to Lucas, the goverment will come and put me in prison and if I say "no Lucas is a bad person I wont go to jail" They shoot me.

Well, look at the bright side. At least tax dollars are going to something funny.

Sunday Wernday. I'm hoping we get a day with 8 videos soon.

More or less his typical mooing. Gen Z baes are the most gorgeous and socialist generation, but they won't date him because he's poor. That doesn't compute for Lucas. Also, why the fuck are his eyes damn near closed when he's screeching at his phone? I get he's fat and all, but it's so bizarre.

It always trips me up how he'll acknowledge he's fat, retarded, poor, and old, but it's a zoomer baes fault for not dating him. He thinks in a vacuum and does not understand how all those things (on their own or combined) make him undesirable. That's without ever including his obvious personality deficiencies.

How has this man never gotten 'The Clockwork Orange' (see below) treatment and forced to confront reality? There is no way more damage can be done to his brain. He's already at the fringe of being institutionalized anyways so what harm could there be?