💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas -- You are a defective package and your balls produce a defective package.
No woman will ever believe you are a viable to be a boyfriend/husband.


What is his reply? His wife and children living at King Roys?

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HackerX said:
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Seeing what Lucas has to offer will have the fecund Gen Z women in competition for his attention..

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"low income housing available when he calls "-- Section 8 for the Spokane area is closed and any other type low income housing I'm sure has a huge waiting list.
 
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Low income housing? So you want to have your eugenics experiment baby and teen queen fuck mommy live in section 8 housing while you live in mallon place? Cause there is no way you'd be able to afford even section 8 housing and you can't leave mallon place cause its keeping you alive. Not to mention you're still on the government no rent list so no low income housing for you. Not in spokane at any rate. Plus section 8 housing has a huge waiting list and thats for people who are actually qualified and aren't on no rent lists
 
WonderWino said:
Low income housing? So you want to have your eugenics experiment baby and teen queen fuck mommy live in section 8 housing while you live in mallon place? Cause there is no way you'd be able to afford even section 8 housing and you can't leave mallon place cause its keeping you alive. Not to mention you're still on the government no rent list so no low income housing for you. Not in spokane at any rate. Plus section 8 housing has a huge waiting list and thats for people who are actually qualified and aren't on no rent lists
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Lucas can't afford low income housing anyways. The best he can do is no income housing. That's where the "Death of King Roy" inheritance plan comes into play. Lucas can definitely afford property taxes and utilities, much less be trusted to maintain property and the like.
 
WonderWino said:
Low income housing? So you want to have your eugenics experiment baby and teen queen fuck mommy live in section 8 housing while you live in mallon place? Cause there is no way you'd be able to afford even section 8 housing and you can't leave mallon place cause its keeping you alive. Not to mention you're still on the government no rent list so no low income housing for you. Not in spokane at any rate. Plus section 8 housing has a huge waiting list and thats for people who are actually qualified and aren't on no rent lists
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It's so funny on so many levels, the uber child will be in a dump for the jobless and mentally ill?

Let's just pretend there's not years of back logs for sec 8. Lucas has failed at semi controlled group homes, there's no way they will give him a less restricted place. I mean, much like the high school drop out he is, thinks he'll just get a PhD.. he thinks he can't make it in a semi controlled fart box (where he was kicked out of) gets thrown into a full group home (where he's wildly spinning out of control and becoming a threat to his fellow tards) won't be given a "normal" place where he'd have to budget pay the bills out of his own tug boat etc.

He's so spoiled and been bailed out so many times he really thinks he can just move into a normal place. If so Lucas, why haven't you now? You're unhappy at Mallon you just posted videos saying that. So why are you there? You're "plenty good" and could just get section 8.

I think we all know aside Lucas garbage genes. He never really cites this Telomores stuff... maybe because he's been threatened with Legal action if he brings it up since he mis quotes it?

Here's a real high end medical place, I just want to throw this to Lucas : https://www.med.stanford.edu/news/a...rs-associated-with-increased-birth-risks.html

Gosh, it's almost like even healthy men at 45 have a lot of risk and can even KILL younger healthy women with their broken sperms. Let's also not forget some of Lucas medical issues include, he can not get errect (his own statement almost a decade ago) He is morbidly obese. He's got renal failure. I'll stop now but as said many times even if a man his age has a kid and NOTHING goes wrong (oh a lot will with broke dick wern's sperm) a serious thing to think about is 45, you got on avg 30ish years for your childs life. Lucas doesn't have 5 years on this earth. Let's say a girl likes older men, even mid 40s. Why go for the bum? One draw many women feel for putting off kids or into older men, is they are established. I'm not even 40 but I'm a LOT richer than I was at 30 and more so than 20... Hell I was pretty well off at 30 but I digress. This isn't uncommon or a flex. Normally people's income and net worth increase with age until retirement.

Now Lucas has also gone out of the way to mention because his tard bux cap, he is worth less than 2k total, that's EVERYTHING. I'm pretty sure when you add up my shoes, watch, cell phone cash in wallet... that's over 2k Again not a flex... that's normal quality office wear.

Lucas did shock us with the walmart job he failed out of. Will he shock us again? Probably not but let's also remember the wal mart job made his life worse and still haunts him as he misses his freed cash food copes. He still seethes he can't have as much clinkerniggers and gaslit himself into thinking he's some chinese sweat shop child because he moved boxes for 10 hours of his life in the back of a wal mart where everyone was patting the tard on the back.

If he got a single section 8 place they would have to cut the lights after he spends all his money on brazzers accounts and crypto scams (or lets be real he won't last that long blowing his rent on pizza hut). Then he won't have a place to go. He's banned from shelters only got into mallon because a loophole and is on a DNR list. His section 8 would be yet another monkey paw.

Lots of coffee makes me write a lot forgive me, what I'm saying is. Lucas having a future, sex, income, or his own place just isn't in the cards for him.
 
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Let's just pretend there's not years of back logs for sec 8. Lucas has failed at semi controlled group homes, there's no way they will give him a less restricted place. I mean, much like the high school drop out he is, thinks he'll just get a PhD.. he thinks he can't make it in a semi controlled fart box (where he was kicked out of) gets thrown into a full group home (where he's wildly spinning out of control and becoming a threat to his fellow tards) won't be given a "normal" place where he'd have to budget pay the bills out of his own tug boat etc.
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On that note, lucas likes calling himself a doctor and tries to bring up out of date cultural shit to impress people, perhaps he should just start calling himself doctor defecto when he rants about his magic sperm, like the head of slimy rotten lettuce he is
 
HackerX said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AOZsKeQpiO4Posted at about 11 PM, well after curfew at Mallon Place. I love that one of the requirements for Lucas's ideal woman is to be nice to him, though I think he's setting his sights a bit too high. Interestingly, she doesn't have to be an atheist, though it wouldn't hurt.

He'll be lucky if any non-tardhome woman ever talks to him again TBH. Even that may be a stretch at this point with him doing his attraction sign videos in the day room. Female employees likely freak the fuck out when they see him.
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He uses Ariel Winter as a blueprint for "sexiness" which is funny because Ariel Winter is almost 27 years old. Way past his age preference. The other requirement of his that raised my eyebrow was that he wanted someone who is smart. I don't think he actually does. Even people with below average intelligence can obviously tell that Lucas is a raving lunatic that'll abuse anyone he can. It'd fit in with the rest of his requirements which are that they won't disagree with him on any of his views and are nice to him (meaning he wants a pushover. Again, if he wants a pushover, he'll need someone with a severe intellectual disability). Funny how he doesn't have much else in the way of what he wants out of a girlfriend. Shows how desperate he is and out of touch he is with society as a whole.
 
Bassomatic said:
Now Lucas has also gone out of the way to mention because his tard bux cap
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The tardbux cap, along with him being a job creator, are some of my favorite things he moos about. Someone in that situation may think "Wow, I'm really fortunate that I live in a society that funds my entire livelyhood and I don't contribute anything back to society". Whereas he believes entitled to it and so much more. I'm curious who got the ball rolling on preemptively enrolling him in all the tugboat benefits. Myrna ain't no Bob Chandler.
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He's so spoiled and been bailed out so many times he really thinks he can just move into a normal place
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He's insanely lucky that someone bailed him out of the LA catfish mishap. He absolutely would have been trapped there without knowing the hobo network of free food and shelter. I'm certain he'd be dead by now if the mysterious benefactor didn't save him. Has it been been confirmed who actually saved him though? I would assume his dad did since he reached out to Wernology to figure out WTF was going on with his defective telomeric offspring, but I don't recall if it was ever 100% determined.
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Even people with below average intelligence can obviously tell that Lucas is a raving lunatic that'll abuse anyone he can. It'd fit in with the rest of his requirements which are that they won't disagree with him on any of his views and are nice to him (meaning he wants a pushover. Again, if he wants a pushover, he'll need someone with a severe intellectual disability).
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Lucas will be never find someone like that unless they're a literal drooling retard. That's the wild thing about him, he's about as high functioning as someone with a severe cognitive impairment could be. Like, if you only saw a picture of him (sans attraction sign, headphones, etc.) you wouldn't immediately know something is seriously wrong with him. Yeah, you'd assume something is "off" by the way he looks, but you wouldn't know based on a photograph alone.

It's why Suzanne is such an interesting figure. One would guess she was extremely lonely and had some sort of mental ailment, but outside of her choosing to be in a relationship with Lucas, she's a character I have no qualms with rooting for. She's executed everything flawlessly for someone in that situation, which makes it all the more bizarre.
 
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He thinks he's gonna get into low income housing? Not likely. He had low income housing when he had the fart box and he fucked that up by bouncing the stairs. In terms of section 8 housing, Lucas is far back in the queue. He's not a single mom, he's not a senior citizen, he's not a veteran, so he is low down on the list of who could get it.

Also, his antics from the fartbox likely have him blacklisted. Lucas thinks the government is gonna step up and help with his telomeres baby. Of course, he thinks that. The government should provide, that is what they are there for.

As far as Spokane, he has probably burned all his bridges. Mallon Place is probably the last place in that area where the cow can live, outside a few random homeless shelters. No matter where he lives the tard wranglers will garnish his retard bux. He has to have a payee, since he is dumb and autistic.
 
Didn't Lucas have a studio apartment for a bit? Not the fartbox, this one had a full bathroom in it, and when he did his tour of it, he kept repeating if someone brought a girl to visit, he was keeping the girl and having sex with her. Did I get him mixed up with someone else?
 
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Did he get kicked out of that place too, or did his time run out?
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He was at Phoenix House till about March when he made the " I need a hottie on my 36 yr old dick, right now, right now, right now etc ". After that video he disappeared. Turns out he'd been taken to Eastern State Mental Hospital. He was at Eastern State approx 5 mo., was let out and I think that's when he made the video picked up by Tosh. He was out about a week and was take back to Eastern State. Spent 4-5 more months at the mental hospital and was release back to Phoenix house. He was at Phoenix about 6 mo. and Pioneer Human Services moved him to Pioneer Pathway.
 
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"I'm probably going to get a job in the next 2 months..." Wow....way to set the bar high there buddy. I can understand how you needed a break after that whole 3 weeks of part time work (in the past what.... 20+ years). You're track record surely will work in your favor.

Also, what does "there's also low income housing available when I call them. I got a lead from a friend" mean? A "friend" (you don't have any Lucas) told you that there was a phone number for an agency that handles low income housing? I'm sure there is, but as others have pointed out: A) You don't have "income"; B) All your money is handled by a payee; and C) the waitlist for low income housing, even for people who haven't been blacklisted like you likely have, is probably YEARS long.
 
Lucas is completely talking out of his delusional ass again.

He isn’t getting a new job. He isn’t moving into section 8 housing. At this point, I don’t believe Lucas has any connection in understanding how to navigate the real world in any true sense anymore.

Lucas is a child. Lucas is a ward of the state. Lucas has no ability whatsoever to care for himself on any meaningful level and never will.

Mallon Place is the last stop on the Lucas life train and he knows it. Everything he needs to continue existing is tied up in living there. A roof over his head, food, medical…

To leave Mallon, or worse yet be kicked out, would be a death sentence. And a short lived one.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Lucas is a child. Lucas is a ward of the state. Lucas has no ability whatsoever to care for himself on any meaningful level and never will.
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It's really crazy that Myrna just kinda let Lucas venture into the world after high school. Yeah, I get he wasn't quite the phenemon he is now and that mental health wasn't treated the same as it is today, but there was an assumption that Lucas could have been a functional citizen. Idk if it was naive optimism on her part or pure boomer logic, but it's insane to think they didn't immediately label him a defect and make him a ward of the state.
 
HackerX said:
It's really crazy that Myrna just kinda let Lucas venture into the world after high school. Yeah, I get he wasn't quite the phenemon he is now and that mental health wasn't treated the same as it is today, but there was an assumption that Lucas could have been a functional citizen. Idk if it was naive optimism on her part or pure boomer logic, but it's insane to think they didn't immediately label him a defect and make him a ward of the state.
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He may have shown early glimpses, like back in his McDonalds days, that maybe, just maybe, he could be one of those guys, who if instilled with a work ethic, could‘ve eked out a low level job and lived in a one room studio somewhere but it was pretty clear by his mid-late 20s that he was incapable of functioning in society. He would’ve always needed some form of assistance or another to get on in life, it was just a matter of how much. Now? Forget it. He can’t do basic shit anymore. It’s all been taken care of for him for too long. He is accustom to it.
 
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