💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
An old one but it certainly shows lucas's insanity off rather well
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wzG8WDaWfjc
The faces he makes are horrifying and he clearly doesn't understand how phrases like 'as long as I stay on my psych meds' aren't things he should say to people if he wants to not look batshit mental

I wonder if between the building crazy inside him, the upcoming birthday and the midterms if we'll get a new version of this video soon
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He's the least self aware person ever. He thinks his playing chef and clever little posts are "cool". He's just making himself look dumber.
 
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Definitely sounds like a man who can barely breathe when he's forced to stand. Keep chasing that Chopped dream, Lucas.
 
He's ruining another piece of meat

and stealing the cope and seethe meme....apparently not realizing its usually used to describe left wingers and troons

and the cheese on toast

Lucas better get back on his special meds, hes getting close to losing it again:
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VoidFace said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3u9VN3VbSCMRuining was putting it lightly. I’ve seen more appetizing vomit.
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and then he eats it acting like its perfectly cooked and seasoned. That is fucking revolting. As usual he makes literal garbage and thinks its gourmet. Fuck he didn't even wait to put it on a plate before eating it like the greedy obese pig he is. and you can hear him chewing with his mouth open again

and that piece he sliced off to eat looked practically raw, which was even weirder considering how burned to shit the rest of it is

I wonder how long it'll be before he makes himself sick again
 
WonderWino said:
that piece he sliced off to eat looked practically raw, which was even weirder considering how burned to shit the rest of it is

I wonder how long it'll be before he makes himself sick again
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100% guaranteed he doesn’t know to let meat get to room temperature before cooking it for that exact reason.

I’m betting we see more mysterious symptoms that definitely aren’t clearly food poisoning posted about within the next two days.
 
VoidFace said:
100% guaranteed he doesn’t know to let meat get to room temperature before cooking it for that exact reason.

I’m betting we see more mysterious symptoms that definitely aren’t clearly food poisoning posted about within the next two days.
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I'm surprised lucas hasn't gone full homer yet

That sandwich certainly looks like something lucas would eat
 
WonderWino said:
and then he eats it acting like its perfectly cooked and seasoned. That is fucking revolting. As usual he makes literal garbage and thinks its gourmet. Fuck he didn't even wait to put it on a plate before eating it like the greedy obese pig he is. and you can hear him chewing with his mouth open again

and that piece he sliced off to eat looked practically raw, which was even weirder considering how burned to shit the rest of it is

I wonder how long it'll be before he makes himself sick again
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When you Google different types of food borne illnesses, 9/10 of them list kidney failure/dysfunction as a possible result. E. Coli for example destroys your organs.
Considering that and his salt content, a trip to the hospital is in the cards.
At the very least,he's going to get worms from whatever garbage fish he buys for his "sushi".
 
Jeep1971 said:
When you Google different types of food borne illnesses, 9/10 of them list kidney failure/dysfunction as a possible result. E. Coli for example destroys your organs.
Considering that and his salt content, a trip to the hospital is in the cards.
At the very least,he's going to get worms from whatever garbage fish he buys for his "sushi".
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Yeah he's definitely going to give himself worms at best if he fucks around with raw fish to make that poke shit or sushi. You'd think even lucas would have learned by now how dangerous seafood can be if handled improperly. It'll be worms if he's lucky and the worst food poisoning he can imagine. Somebody who can't even handle chicken safely without making himself sick shouldn't be allowed anywhere near fish. Frankly i'm surprised they even let him have access to that shit given his hygiene and the fact he could easily make his roommate very sick as well, and cause all kinds of problems for mallon place as a result

I wonder how much of his issues with his kidneys is related to eating improperly handled food. Given how consistently unsafe he is with chicken its got to be some kind of contributing factor by now

Bumcel is probably a walking petri dish of infectious shit by now. But of course its never his doing cause he's plenty good and totally knows what he's doing, even after making himself sick with raw chicken
 
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Also this is what zoomer baes want to see Lucas: you postulating biblical stories with your own retardation. Fucking lol
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