💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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please tell me Lucas has some chicken scratch tattoo designs somewhere - those are usually worth a laugh when they're from such unique individuals.
 
Broadside said:
Look how swollen his face is, ugh!
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He is so bloated. It reminds me of the photo shops they do in the Pat Tomlinson thread, trying to make him look thiner, but he is just so incredibly corpulent, he still looks like a greasy, shaved orangutan.
 
"I made a resume today" -- You are too dumb to make your own resume.

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mothman96 said:
"I made a resume today" -- You are too dumb to make your own resume.

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As was pointed out. Not sure why he would even need a resume. We all suspect that this desire to work is all a ruse to make himself look good. Even if he is trying to work, the jobs he has any shot of getting will not need a resume. If he is working with an employment specialist then he is most likely just wasting their time.
 
I'm hoping for a "world's saddest apartment tour" video part 2!! The first one was incredible for it's smugness and instantly trying to shit talk and flex on homeless people.
 
Da Dude123 said:
As was pointed out. Not sure why he would even need a resume. We all suspect that this desire to work is all a ruse to make himself look good. Even if he is trying to work, the jobs he has any shot of getting will not need a resume. If he is working with an employment specialist then he is most likely just wasting their time.
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I assume Mallon is like other mental health places where they put the menial cleaning jobs you do for them as a reference and sell it like a real job to add to your resume with that employment specialist helping people by forcing them to do resumes. They know 9/10 times it's a pointless endeavor, but some stick.
 
I don't look at Lucas's Facebook, but is it just me, or has Lucas been strangely silent since moving into his "new place"?

I expected the same sort of apartment tour fanfare and braggadocio as last time. Unless it's not real...
 
Another moron has (apparently) paid for a video.

Still no indication if he has actually moved. I guess the wall behind him is a different color than his old room, if my eyes don't deceive me, but that doesn't mean much.
 
VoidFace said:
Another moron has (apparently) paid for a video.https://youtube.com/watch?v=FT-BO3Lk-bw
Still no indication if he has actually moved. I guess the wall behind him is a different color than his old room, if my eyes don't deceive me, but that doesn't mean much.
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Almost a dollar per second.

Money well spent.

And he doesn't title the vid "Happy Birthday Danny" or anything, no, instead it's just a flex on how much he got paid.

What a good purchase, Danny.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I assume Mallon is like other mental health places where they put the menial cleaning jobs you do for them as a reference and sell it like a real job to add to your resume with that employment specialist helping people by forcing them to do resumes. They know 9/10 times it's a pointless endeavor, but some stick.
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Lol, you think Lucas did any of those menial jobs? I guess if you count him leaving a trail of slobbery for others to clean, he did create work.
 
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