💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Somehow it doesn't surprise me that lucas is dressed like some drunken trailer trash wife beater from the 80s in that video. His walk is fucking weird as well. Just t he way he walks makes it clear somethings off with him, he just radiates crazy

and of course they gave him weed and liquor for the interview. I'm surprised mallon place even allows him in the building if he's been drinking or doing any kind of drugs, especially being on psych meds. I bet they do it to try to get him to slip up or do something nuts on video

Also, walking down the street in a group with lucas - especially dressed like and walking like that, while drinking isn't a good look on anybody involved. Makes everybody look like idiots

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and apparently isaac and his brother are avoiding lucas and won't give him their number
 
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WonderWino said:
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that lucas is dressed like some drunken trailer trash wife beater from the 80s in that video. His walk is fucking weird as well. Just t he way he walks makes it clear somethings off with him, he just radiates crazy

and of course they gave him weed and liquor for the interview. I'm surprised mallon place even allows him in the building if he's been drinking or doing any kind of drugs, especially being on psych meds. I bet they do it to try to get him to slip up or do something nuts on video
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I know we have a rule on neghole pozzing here, but I wouldn't doubt weens sending this to Mallon. That being said Mallon will give ZERO fucks. Look at how they ignore his diet, seriously as you with industry experience and others have said, what they are doing is not only lazy it's dangerous. They could be in serious trouble when (not if) Lucas loses his feet. He's lucky no one cares and even Momma and King Roy won't bother to check up or see it.

Honestly that's the scary thing he's really alone in this world, many people are, so no one's there to gate keep his safety. Anyone with a family who gave a shit would have got him out or brought the hammer down on Mallon, not meaning law suits but even a few calls saying do you really want inspectors showing up?

For "I'm getting the elk Kingdom" Werner, he's not even close enough to get King Roy to call the retardiment (is that a cute portmandu?)home he's at and say follow his diet dumbasses.
 
Some choice pictures from the livestream:

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That last one has some chris chan vibes and looks like a perp walk lucas would do after getting arrested for creeping on some little girl
 
TurdFondler said:
He's really porking up isn't he? I think the puffy face is from antipsychotics
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That and the fact he's stuffing himself like a turkey at every opportunity

Also that mizzparker black woman who called lucas on his shit is in the chat now apparently

Edit: what a weird walk. He's lurching like he has a stick jammed up his ass. His body language is just weird
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Edit 2:
'do you want a bag of chips lucas?'
'can I get a big bag?'

Why am I not surprised
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
Does he have two cups of coffee?
He does know caffeine is a diuretic and will make him even more thirsty, right?

Shit, it's Lucas, of course he doesn't know. Or care...
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didn't Lucas say he has bipolar disorder?
for people with bipolar the best thing to do (apart from meds) is limit caffeine and sugar, along with a proper schedule.
 
WonderWino said:
That and the fact he's stuffing himself like a turkey at every opportunity

Also that mizzparker black woman who called lucas on his shit is in the chat now apparently

Edit: what a weird walk. He's lurching like he has a stick jammed up his ass. His body language is just weird
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Beetus feet might be in really bad shape

i'm completely confused by this walk tho, it's like he's walking with imaginary cuffs
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ManfromtheMoon said:
Beetus feet might be in really bad shape

i'm completely confused by this walk tho, it's like he's walking with imaginary cuffs
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I know right, its exactly the same walk i'd expect if he was arrested and was being walked to the cop car. Its a legit TCAP walk

speaking of his weird walk
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and he didn't want to start eating those cheezies at first because he 'didn't want to puke' from eating while he walked.....which lasted literally all of 10 seconds:

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and he's given us another shot of his glorious grease mane in all its glory
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What a fucking rat tail
 
ManfromtheMoon said:
If anyone's having a bad day, here's the wern smiling
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He looks like a badly modeled and textured skyrim character

Edit: lol at one of them telling him he 'looks inebriated walking down the street' while he's getting trolled in chat by 'zoomer baes'

He also seems to think klickitat was the one who sent him to LA

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Either the booze or psych meds are interacting with it making him look nuts, cause he looks drunk
 
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WonderWino said:
He looks like a badly modeled and textured skyrim character

Edit: lol at one of them telling him he 'looks inebriated walking down the street' while he's getting trolled in chat by 'zoomer baes'

He also seems to think klickitat was the one who sent him to LA

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Either the booze or psych meds are interacting with it, cause he looks drunk
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You can see all the mistakes he made in life written all over his face.

It's kinda sad how he sticks to this narrative he concocted, that it's all klick and walts fault

edit: it's funny af how when he finally gets to interact with chat, the first thing he says is send him money or doordash
 
WonderWino said:
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that lucas is dressed like some drunken trailer trash wife beater from the 80s in that video. His walk is fucking weird as well. Just t he way he walks makes it clear somethings off with him, he just radiates crazy

and of course they gave him weed and liquor for the interview. I'm surprised mallon place even allows him in the building if he's been drinking or doing any kind of drugs, especially being on psych meds. I bet they do it to try to get him to slip up or do something nuts on video

Also, walking down the street in a group with lucas - especially dressed like and walking like that, while drinking isn't a good look on anybody involved. Makes everybody look like idiots

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and apparently isaac and his brother are avoiding lucas and won't give him their number
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Holy shit his face is ridiculously swollen. We all know he’s fat, but he’s so swollen that he can barely open his eyes. His health is way worse than he’s letting on.
And what are those shoes he’s wearing? It’s not his diabetic casts. Are those the “diabetic shoes” or just regular shoes?
 
Lucas: 'theres no tv until monday cause its broken...people have their own personal tvs still'
Interviewer: 'are you going to ask for a reduction in your rent cause of it?'
Lucas: 'No'
Interviewer: 'Why not?'
Lucas: 'Cause I don't watch tv'
Interviewer: 'So what do you do then?'
Lucas: 'I pace the halls and talk on my phone'

He literally acts like a dementia patient pacing the halls

Interviewer: 'how many pills do you take a day?'
Lucas: 'a handful'

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a fellow sped wanders up and looks at what lucas and the spends are doing with the camera and the interviewer points out that the staff are starting to look in their direction and look like their going to come over to tell them to stop recording and go away so they ended the interview 'so we don't get you in trouble'

I wonder what they said to lucas when he got inside

I did a quick search for reviews for mallon place and saw this

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I assume thats a wern watcher that posted that, but i'd laugh my ass off if it wasn't. I wouldn't put it past lucas to do that

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The interviewer said that 'we got lucas so high and drunk he puked' so I must have missed that part of the livestream
 
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mothman96 said:
An idiot came through with DoorDash. Well, I hope we get to see a picture/video of 400 lb Lucas.
Thinking about it DoorDashing him food can work in society's favor. It'll put him 6 ft under a lot sooner.
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For sure he ate the Mallon cowboy meatloaf dinner. Likely had seconds too.
Now this: He already ate the other tacos that came with the order and shows the 1 left and a burrito. It's going to be a fart storm.
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Gen Z baes - this could be you shaving him except he is older now , already looks past 50, more insane with diabetes taking out his feet and tiny stub of a dick. He'll happily eat his way to 500 just for you.

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What a fat shit. Who the fuck took the picture?
 
Right around the 6:30 mark, Lucas points to a red building where he gets free food/tacos. No hot sauce.

@Pink Freud
Lucas is wearing regular shoes.

ETA:
At 11:25 the Creep said a lady from Australia sent him $40.

ETA2:
Fatso puking starts at the 29:50 mark.
 
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