💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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Knowing lucas, a trip to an all you can eat buffet with a bunch of different choices would result in some kind of horrifying frankenbreakfast - mashed kippers and sardines with chocolate sauce, minced garlic, cloves, sprite and ranch dressing on toast with a couple energy drinks for his first course and it would only go downhill from there
Yeah really though. He puts 'or' in there like it isn't blatantly obvious he'll eat both. and surprise surprise, now he's upgraded himself to three drinks at a time. No beetus thirst going on there at all i'm suremothman96 said:
and he sure put alot of salt on those green beans
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That's lunch? Pretty heavy for a lunch. And the gravy is the entree, because it has little bits of beef in it? That's stretching the definition of a main course, wouldn't you say?
Absolutely in agreement with @WonderWino about Lucas presenting an "either or" scenario with Doordash versus the Mallon meal, as if he wouldn't eat BOTH. There's absolutely no way he wouldn't eat both. Lucas doesn't leave any food behind.
He's just going to keep getting bigger and bigger, isn't he? I don't know anything about this diabetic thirst, but it seems to me that three drinks with your lunch would have you running to the bathroom every 5 minutes. It's actually kind of funny, because in that hilarious video where Lucas started by ripping a fart while he was standing up, he actually had a little discussion about multiple drinks with meals, how they make you fart and pee, and how that's not the ideal.
Just more talking out his ass, I suppose.
Talking out his ass is the only honest talking Lucas ever does.
WonderWino
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Knowing lucas he'll put 'stand up comic' or 'youtuber' to try to explain it, assuming he makes any effort at all. and since he has no computer I can see him writing it all out on some lined piece of paper with a pen and have it end up looking like one of his attraction signs, complete with weird arrows pointing at different places on the page as he suddenly remembers something he wants to add or wants to add some comment to something. Any HR drone would throw his resume away immediately recognizing it was written by an incompetent nutcase
And the employer/business googles his name and up comes his predatory insanity.
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Even if he were to get a job, which is obviously highly unlikely, I wonder how he thinks he's going to go from having had zero activity level over the past 20 years, in particular spending the last year literally lying on his ass 24 hours a day, (when he's not eating) to having to stand on his feet, and possibly do some kind of light manual labor for 4-6 hours a day, something like that? Lucas is in his mid-40s now, I don't think he understands that just standing up at a register for that long is going to tax his body beyond what he's used to. Yes he used to do his crazy walks everywhere, but he also sat down constantly.
He'd give up after one day of work. And then he'd crow about how clever he was for sticking it to his capitalist bosses by quitting.
He'd give up after one day of work. And then he'd crow about how clever he was for sticking it to his capitalist bosses by quitting.
The gluttonous Creep keeps at it:
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He enjoyed the food at Mallon Place, even said it was great. Now he is throws in "the food most of the time sucks" to keep the DoorDash coming in.
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As was said prior, he would stuff himself with the DoorDash and the Mallon Place meal.
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If they have the cash to send the Creep DoorDash, it would serve a better purpose donating it to a local charity. Hell, their local animal shelter is more worthy then the POS Lucas Colby Werner.
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He enjoyed the food at Mallon Place, even said it was great. Now he is throws in "the food most of the time sucks" to keep the DoorDash coming in.
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As was said prior, he would stuff himself with the DoorDash and the Mallon Place meal.
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If they have the cash to send the Creep DoorDash, it would serve a better purpose donating it to a local charity. Hell, their local animal shelter is more worthy then the POS Lucas Colby Werner.
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WonderWino
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its the seasoning I think, its decent
Says the guy who drinks spicy peanut sauce from the bottle, puts obscene amounts of pepper on everything including expired bargain bin caviar and microwaves cheese over cucumbers
That said, he is really pushing for somebody to doordash him food in those posts. I bet at least part of the reason he's stuffing himself like a turkey is because its the coping strategy myrna taught him as a kid. Always giving him food when he got upset about something. He hates his life at mallon place so he eats to cope like a drug addicted hobo shooting up to get away from the fact he's a burnout hobo
Even when not on the streets he still has that ingrained hobo mentality
Lucas should be happy he has company to eat with even if they are seniors. If he were back in his fartbox his meal would look like this
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The Creep is eating a lot better now at Mallon Place compare to when he was doing his own "cooking".
An idiot came through with DoorDash. Well, I hope we get to see a picture/video of 400 lb Lucas.
Thinking about it DoorDashing him food can work in society's favor. It'll put him 6 ft under a lot sooner.
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For sure he ate the Mallon cowboy meatloaf dinner. Likely had seconds too.
Now this: He already ate the other tacos that came with the order and shows the 1 left and a burrito. It's going to be a fart storm.
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Gen Z baes - this could be you shaving him except he is older now , already looks past 50, more insane with diabetes taking out his feet and tiny stub of a dick. He'll happily eat his way to 500 just for you.
Telomere Savalas
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He'd get thrown out after sticking his face in the chocolate fountain.
WonderWino
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Either that, or he'd shove his face into said chocolate fountain, give himself a diabetic seizure and collapse face down in it, drowning himself in chocolate before they were able to throw him out. Its a very lucas death
All I can say is he has no shame:
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I hope, I really hope the POS ends back out in the Street. But of course POS hypocrite would waddle to the christian run meals for the homeless.
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He calls the cowboy meatloaf + second serving, an order of tacos and a burrito - 1 meal.
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I hope, I really hope the POS ends back out in the Street. But of course POS hypocrite would waddle to the christian run meals for the homeless.
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He calls the cowboy meatloaf + second serving, an order of tacos and a burrito - 1 meal.
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I still wonder how someone ends up sitting on the toilet being shaved by what is essentially a surrogate mother, like some kind of weird, bearded child, and doesn't stop and take a good, hard look at their life.
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I googled Cowboy Meatloaf and it looks like a texmex shepherd's pie. I guess beef and taters were this week's Aramark shipment.
WonderWino
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So now its 'slop.' a few hours ago he was saying the food was alright. He thinks his previous attempts to manipulate people into sending him food have worked and is trying to give a sob story to get more, like the greedy little pig he is
That said, lucas is exactly the kind of person that the victorians were talking about when they explained why conditions in the workhouses were deliberately awful in order to discourage the lazy pigs from taking advantage of it instead of working. On that note, a few months in a victorian workhouse is exactly what lucas deserves - sitting in a corner picking okum until his hands bled while reeing about little girls not wanting to fuck him and about how he doesn't get enough gruel to eat, until he pisses them off, gets put on rock breaking duty and spazzes out over it until he gets tossed in a victorian insane asylum, wrapped up in a straight jacket with one of those steel cages around his head. I'd love to see lucas spend a few months on this diet and see how he handles it
To be fair, they both need to take a good look at their lives and how they got into that particular situation. That pic doesn't make suzanne come off any less mental than lucas does. Its weird all aroundVoidFace said:
Yea, it does look like shepherd's pie. Mallon does also serve the residents regular meatloaf which Lucas has praised.
Yea, that whole relationship was off. At least the restaurant incident led her to wake up/realize Lucas is total crap and she booted him. I think the Creep said she later married. After Lucas, I hope she now has a good life.
Fatal Walter
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Whatever is going on right now really sucks
The positive, the Creep is just going to get fatter and fatter. No way is he going to burn off all the food he is eating. It'll add to his misery and he deserves it.
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Come on weight gain. I'm rooting for you.
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"Ok guys I'm gonna have to post pictures of this nasty looking meal I have to eat later unless you send me food and no I totally won't just eat both."
His nonstop e-begging has apparently struck an untapped vein of pandering retards. Not even sure what a person could really get out of this but whatever it is, it could definitely be achieved in less autistic ways.
His nonstop e-begging has apparently struck an untapped vein of pandering retards. Not even sure what a person could really get out of this but whatever it is, it could definitely be achieved in less autistic ways.