💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Does he even know what serotonin is? I couldn't make it very far into that eating video. I've fed pigs slop, and they ate so much better than Lucas. I don't think this is a lucid moment for him. I think that's just him. I wonder what he was like in high school. Just like a couple minute video of him speaking.
 
Went over that spaz of a meme then tacked his "mukbang" on to the end of the video tonight.

Uploading now, chat is on.

 
He's posting stupid "if I ran the government" nonsense again, kinda want to grab a good bottle of scotch and laugh about it live.
 
Lucas declaring himself the pedo president and allowing anarchy with no cops or protection for himself. He didn't think this through well.
 
King Daddy Telomerase said:
Lucas declaring himself the pedo president and allowing anarchy with no cops or protection for himself. He didn't think this through well.
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1. "Unkie Wern".
2. The fuck is this?
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klickitat said:
1. "Unkie Wern".
2. The fuck is this?
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If lucas has one single talent in life its a bizarre ability to somehow twist everything around to somehow be centered around food. That shows just how much of a pathological obsession he has over food, even by hobo standards

I mean ffs, even his delusional idea of becoming president is all about food. With all the bitching about trump serving fast food at the white house, can you imagine the kind of horrifying things the werner administration would serve? I can see him starting ww3 by pissing off the chinese and russian ambassadors with a microwaved cheesy cuke and baja blast banquet
 
He really can't seperate food from anything. I shudder to think about how he would connect it to him being a massive pedophile
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I bet it eats away at the the Creeper that his roommate can visit his mother who bought him a $500 leather jacket while the Creeper is banned from visiting his mother Myrna, father Roy and his other relatives. All he gets from his "rich" mother Myrna is a $25 gift card 2 yrs ago and a $30 "White Box" for his birthday. Myrna, Larry and the dogs are on their way to Mexico today. They will be living it up in Mexico while the Creeper rots in the nursing home.
 
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Jeep1971 said:
Is he banned from all Starbucks or just that one?
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I think it's just that one (and I believe multiple bars in Spokane...and multiple homeless shelters at least for short times...and the apartment rental lists...and his family members' homes...). I would imagine it's hard to do any kind of multi-location ban across Starbucks locations and be able to enforce it unless it's an extreme situation. But who knows, they may have put on paper that they're "banning" him from that location and every other one under the sun and hope that would be enough to keep him away.
 
He's definitely posting a short story and the temptation to read through it in a video is high.
 
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