💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Did he go to a church service thinking at the end he was going to walk out with a bae. Mosaic Fellowship? It didn't happens so fuck christians/religion.

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mothman96 said:
Did he go to a church service thinking at the end he was going to walk out with a bae. Mosaic Fellowship? It didn't happens so fuck christians/religion.

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Yeah, back in, I think 2020, he was "going to church" because one place that would let him stuff his fat face required sitting through the morning service first, and all he did was rant angrily about how he saw all these zoomer chicks with their "intra-ageil" boyfriends and how they all ignored him because they were "too scared" to leave their zoomer man or some equally stupid shit.
 
Lucas's tipping is yet another example of his inability to understand social norms. He does not comprehend the sentiment behind the 20%, and there is no way to explain it to him. If he did get it, he'd not give a shit. He does not recognize how he comes off, or why it matters to folks.
 
If he was disgusted why would he want to be included?

There’s a lot of shit I find disgusting out there, plenty happy not to be included in it.
 
Poop Chute said:
If he was disgusted why would he want to be included?

There’s a lot of shit I find disgusting out there, plenty happy not to be included in it.
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When he says he is disgusted by their behavior, what he means is their behavior of not hooking up with him. He'd be %100 willing to get his dick wet via 1 night stands.
 
Hey Freak, homeless chicks don't want to date you either. Remember Dorothy at the Cannon St. shelter. She didn't want you.
No girl homeless or not wants to date you.

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mothman96 said:
Hey Freak, homeless chicks don't want to date you either. Remember Dorothy at the Cannon St. shelter. She didn't want you.
No girl homeless or not wants to date you.

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Lol! Oh, yes, "Dorothy the Satanist". That was quite the saga. Old Tubby thought he had himself a Gen Z girlfriend. Of course, he didn't.
 
I was thinking about something today, and I realized that this fact will never get through to Lucas, but it is, all by itself, (separate his many other obvious faults, of course) the reason why he fails:

Lucas tries to, in his words, "pose scientific information that might make someone change their mind". What does this suggest? It suggests that Lucas is well aware that the first reaction to romantic attention from him will be outright rejection, else why would he need to xhange their minds? He HASto change their mind, and his way of trying to do this is with science, which seems perfectly logical to him.

But people don't choose partners based on logic and science, Lucas. Attraction is instinctive, it's below the belt, not above the collar. No one is going to date someone they find ugly and unattractive, because that person presents a scientific or political argument, that suggests if they reject said person they become persona non grata.

People may vote based on logic, even though there's plenty of evidence to suggest that voting is just as instinctive as romantic partner selection. The problem with Lucas's entire retinue of rhetoric is that he is attempting to apply a logic solution, albeit a totally insane, pseudo-scientific one, to a problem that is 100% instinctive.

You could say, Lucas is trying to apply left-brain solutions, to a problem that is 100% right brain.
 
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