💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fatal Walter said:
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Jesus fuck. It's amazing watching someone who's "poooor aaaaaaf" buying a 56$ steak and prawn meal while also tipping poorly. Gen Z loves poor tippers, I'm sure.
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If you can't afford to tip, then take the Clinkerniggers steak to go, Lucas. God, he is such a piece of trash. Expects the wait staff to serve him with a lousy tip. Shitty ragman!
 
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Does Lucas think his tastes are too sophisticated for chain restaurants or something?

Twigs, Clinkerdagger, the Steam Plant. What the fuck are these places?
 
Gaear Grimsrud said:
Does Lucas think his tastes are too sophisticated for chain restaurants or something?

Twigs, Clinkerdagger, the Steam Plant. What the fuck are these places?
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Higher-end casual dining places. And yes, Lucas thinks he's too good for chain restaurants or anything cheaper that he could afford, he's mentioned this in older videos. There's Taco Bell, McDonalds, all the usual brand name restaurants plus lots of smaller affordable restaurants in Downtown Spokane that he apparently never goes to.

And then he'll douse all the food he makes in Walmart brand Spicy Mayo and Cheez Whiz with EBT funds he regularly gives away.
 
TurdFondler said:
He fuckin ate the garnish lemon, rind and all!
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I think that was yellow squash.

And before he deletes the comment:
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Didn't he say he's left with like $70 from his tugboat after Mallon is through with it? Nothing says you're more mature than young guys and ready to be a dad like spending almost every dollar to your name on an overpriced meal then going broke for an entire month.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Remember, Lucas said that he usually doesn't tip. Like, at all.

He was interviewed by someone, cant remember who, who asked him how much he tips, and told him that the standard is 20%, then Lucas insisted that NO ONE usually tips. I would even doubt this supposed $4...

And this jew tipping on his "most expensive blah blah blah" meals. He sure cares about the working poor, huh?

If you can't afford to leave the tip, you can't afford the meal.
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What a great Communist he is. Hoarding his money and screwing over the working class in pursuit of gluttony.
 
Kromir said:
If he can afford to throw money around like this why can't he just buy a prostitute?
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It's a good question actually and something I wonder about with extreme incels. If you recall Elliot Rodger's experience with this he like Lucas set impossibly high standards for himself and even when his own father went so far as to suggest/offer a hookup in Nevada for Elliot to go out with a prostitute so he could get over his hangup with sex he refused.

I find it a little weird for horny retards to refuse the chance to at least get in that experience under their belt so that way they have some information about how to engage in a future sexual relationship. My theory is that with both Lucas and Elliot there is something that secretly terrifies them about sex or maybe intimacy with a sexual partner. Lucas and Elliot also happen to be insane though so who knows. It just seems like an issue that might be shared by rapists as well I mean why don’t they just hire a prostitute instead of drugging their victims and risking serious jail time.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
Didn't he say he's left with like $70 from his tugboat after Mallon is through with it? Nothing says you're more mature than young guys and ready to be a dad like spending almost every dollar to your name on an overpriced meal then going broke for an entire month.
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Been wondering how much spending money he has. 2(3?) weeks ago he said he still had $400 left in savings. This past week he got $100 from a debit card. His SSI came in today. After Mallon gets paid he'll have $70.
 
HaloHero65 said:
This goes to my theory that he is severely lacking in vitamins. Such as vitamin C calcium and others.

Scurvy saga when? Gen z loves pirates.
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On that note, when he gets his inevitable peg leg and hook hand from the beetus he can start calling himself blueballs the sexually frustrated pirate
 
Here's his latest trash, including his IG comment where he admits to spending the vast majority of his monthly pocket money on an overpriced steak then leaving a shitty tip.

 
klickitat said:
Here's his latest trash, including his IG comment where he admits to spending the vast majority of his monthly pocket money on an overpriced steak then leaving a shitty tip.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rMPXfnHK4UA
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His head is swelling up like a beach ball.

And what is he even talking about? This is why I hate religion, you go into it blah blah blah... Lucas hasn't "gone into" any religion. He's always angrily professing his atheism and denouncing Christianity. His rants don't even make a tiny little bit of schizo sense anymore.
 
Fatal Walter said:
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Jesus fuck. It's amazing watching someone who's "poooor aaaaaaf" buying a 56$ steak and prawn meal while also tipping poorly. Gen Z loves poor tippers, I'm sure.
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There's nothing more to impress a zoomer bae than a chintzy smelly fucker overspending on himself while gypping the waiter. Very impressive. I'm sure that shows the kind of character and generosity that attract a woman.
 
AnOminous said:
There's nothing more to impress a zoomer bae than a chintzy smelly fucker overspending on himself while gypping the waiter. Very impressive. I'm sure that shows the kind of character and generosity that attract a woman.
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Remember that time Lucas bragged about scamming the pizza delivery guy at his Motel 6 hangout with Isaac and company.
 
AnOminous said:
There's nothing more to impress a zoomer bae than a chintzy smelly fucker overspending on himself while gypping the waiter. Very impressive. I'm sure that shows the kind of character and generosity that attract a woman.
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My friends and I are agephobic slutty little Gen Z whore bigots, so we go on a lot of dates, and I can confirm that we talk a lot of shit about men who treat the restaurant staff rudely or stiff the server. Nobody is handsome, funny, successful, or wealthy enough to overcome that. Lucas, if you’re reading this thread, know this: it’s not your age, it’s not your income, it’s your personality. You’re the problem.
 
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