💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
He's going off his rocker. Now he is rolling dice and putting game pieces on a piece of floor tile pretending its a game board, talking about how they can move and assemble things and how there is 'strategy involved'

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IuLQ1nb_47k
and here he is trying to justify saying nigga
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PeySDVjWlus
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I love Henry Rollins, I own copies of every single spoken word he has done, and can listen to them nonstop, and I have yet to hear Hank drop the word. That goes completely agasint type for him.
 
Internet Bamboon Research said:
Some random Wern wisdom.
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He finally gets it: They'll fuck anything but him.

That's by design. It's intentional. They're sending him a clear message that it's not in the cards for him.

moseph.jartelli said:
Who exactly was he talking about? I figured he was mispronouncing a name ala 'feggit', 'beg' etc.
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He's talking about this guy. He's done a few streams and videos about Lucas before. Most of his content is about Shanny4Christ.

 
klickitat said:
He finally gets it: They'll fuck anything but him.

That's by design. It's intentional. They're sending him a clear message that it's not in the cards for him.
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But to him this still does not mean the problem is him. Oh, no. Lucas Werner is plenty good. This just doubles down on the fact that these Gen Z girls are communists in name only and flock to the flat bill baseball caps, the credit cards, as well as the cars. A bunch of bigoted hypocrites they are!
 
Lucas Werner doesn’t know how not to invite randos to fuck with him on the internet.

Also I wonder what that blue screen is behind him it almost likes like there is a VHS cassette on top of it.
Edit: just a router upon closer inspection but that’d be funny if he was going to start using VHS tapes to woo zooms over.

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Twrx said:
I love Henry Rollins, I own copies of every single spoken word he has done, and can listen to them nonstop, and I have yet to hear Hank drop the word. That goes completely agasint type for him.
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FFS Henry Rollins was on RuPaul’s Drag Race as a guest judge way back in the day before it got popular. Then he went on to do an appearance for RuPaul Drives. IIRC he was one of the best guest judges on that show. So, I’m with you on that.
 
Pukas hates @PrincessKidana cos she nukes him from orbit on the reg.

Also he thinks women should "know their place" he is DEFFO the type to slap his gf around for "mouthing off" I am not buying the story about Suzanne and the DV case. You can bet he was violent.

moseph.jartelli said:
Who exactly was he talking about? I figured he was mispronouncing a name ala 'feggit', 'beg' etc.
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I think he was referring to drag : -


who is a postgrad and was on the geekroom ? podcast discussing him.


ninja-ed by @klickitat
 
The Hard Bastard is my favorite news commentator. He streams every Tues/Thurs/Sat/Sun for 5-8 hours, reading articles and commentating on news video segments. I tend to think of him like a Kiwi News Network, as he's uncensored (first hour or two of streams are on YouTube before he cuts to only Entropy/Odyssey for full uncensored) and a free speech absolutist (he will read literally any superchat you send in, aside from doxing). IMO he's entertaining as all hell if youre into following news/current events with a center-right bent.

YouTube (good for stream notifications. He scrubs streams to avoid strikes): https://m.youtube.com/c/HardBastard
BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/kImHmKgschhB/
Entropy: entropystream.live/app/hardnewsnetwork
Odyssey: https://odysee.com/@HardBastard
(Archives on PodBean https://hardnewsnetwork.podbean.com/)

His "brother" the soy-guzzling Soft Gentleman also has a channel where he posts videos about ANAS (Approved News from Authoritative Sources): https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCCCRBTUNZy2EWEh2vkSafOg

ANYway, every Tuesday he does a "viewer submission" block at the end of the stream, playing any (1A-legal) clip viewers superchat to him (10min limit). Well somehow 😏 "LucasWerner79" got wind of it and has been sending in videos every week for a couple months. HB is basically waiting for the murder/rape/suicide update at this point. Below are chat caps from his videos, spanning 3 or 4 weeks. Unfortunately I dont recall all which Lucas videos were sent in on those days, though one of them was his most recent telomeres song (with the "ovulator/spermerator" line).

(the "baboon" reference is talking about Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks)
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It would appear that our cow has stopped leaving attraction signs on poles (for now), as none have been sighted. So, now seems like as good a time as any to show off the collection I amassed over the course of this summer.
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Each specimen is dated on the back to indicate when it was found; they are organized chronologically in this image. The autistic layer of packing tape basically mummifies the text fragments, and naturally preserves them. Sadly, the two specimens on the second from bottom layer suffered water damage in storage last month; one of them was already mostly faded, but the other had been completely preserved beforehand. Truly a great loss for archeology! :(

Can't wait to sell these when he kills a teen celebrity or something.
 
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Huge Fungus said:
It would appear that our cow has stopped leaving attraction signs on poles (for now), as none have been sighted. So, now seems like as good a time as any to show off the collection I amassed over the course of this summer.

Each specimen is dated on the back to indicate when it was found; they are organized chronologically in this image. The autistic layer of packing tape basically mummifies the text fragments, and naturally preserves them. Sadly, the two specimens on the second from bottom layer suffered water damage in storage last month; one of them was already mostly faded, but the other had been completely preserved beforehand. Truly a great loss for archeology! :(

Can't wait to sell these when he kills a teen celebrity or something.
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They belong in a museum.
 
Twrx said:
Is the freak into rap or does he hate it? He cannot make up his mind, one day he hates it, the next day he loves it.
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You remember in cartoons when someone would prop a box on a stick with a string tied to it and put some bait specific to who they're trying to catch under the box then wait for that person to come by and fall for it and then yank the stick out? That's basically a visualization of his only tactic for trying to get zoomers interested in him. He puts political stances and politicians zoomers care about under the box but none take the bait. He puts music artists zoomers like under the box but still no zoomer baes take the bait. It will always be this way. He's an even more inept Elmer Fudd.

By the way, Lil Peep's lyrics specifically feature themes like fucking hot zoomer baes in flashy expensive cars, as in, ya know. One of the things Lucas spends all day seething about.

"I know she love me cause she fuck me in her sports car"

"I had no one by my side till this pretty young white bitch hopped up in my ride"

"iced out teeth on the iced out whip, limousine tints so you can suck my dick, Friends switch up when you in a Benz truck, they always wanna fuck, tell a bitch, "Good luck"

"I want a Z3, that's a two-seater boy, okay I pull my cash out, shawty pass out"

"Nothin like them other motherfuckers I can make you rich"

"I might get a Maserati just to take my life inside"

The only lyrics he can actually relate to:
"Two weeks and I still got the same old jeans on"
 
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Svetlana Helsinki said:
FFS Henry Rollins was on RuPaul’s Drag Race as a guest judge way back in the day before it got popular. Then he went on to do an appearance for RuPaul Drives. IIRC he was one of the best guest judges on that show. So, I’m with you on that.
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Super late response, but just came to mind. I'm fairly certain Lucas has only listened to Rollins once or twice, and immediately turned it off. In one of his spoken word performances, he talks about how someone told MTV that he was gay and was going to have some coming out party. He said if he was gay, he wouldn't be coming out of the closet, because he would've burned the fucking closet down a very long time ago, because there's nothing wrong with being gay. There's a shit load more in that performance, that's just the 30,000 foot view. Lucas cannot possibly be any less like Henry, he's Rollins from a parallel dimension.
 
Twrx said:
Super late response, but just came to mind. I'm fairly certain Lucas has only listened to Rollins once or twice, and immediately turned it off. In one of his spoken word performances, he talks about how someone told MTV that he was gay and was going to have some coming out party. He said if he was gay, he wouldn't be coming out of the closet, because he would've burned the fucking closet down a very long time ago, because there's nothing wrong with being gay. There's a shit load more in that performance, that's just the 30,000 foot view. Lucas cannot possibly be any less like Henry, he's Rollins from a parallel dimension.
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I'm going to gag typing the term, but Lucas really is the reason terms like "heteronormative" exist. He's so fucking fixated on the straightest of straight existence.

Lucas is one of the few cases I've ran into someone being "offensively straight". Like I have no issue with homosexual people. I gays are fine, but no one but faggots like faggots. You know the type, those who couldn't be any more obviously gay if they had a flashing neon sign and a choir singing their homosexuality.

Lucas is the straight version of that. I'm pretty sure he'd flinch if a gay man looked at him.
 
AngryTreeRat said:
I'm going to gag typing the term, but Lucas really is the reason terms like "heteronormative" exist. He's so fucking fixated on the straightest of straight existence.

Lucas is one of the few cases I've ran into someone being "offensively straight". Like I have no issue with homosexual people. I gays are fine, but no one but faggots like faggots. You know the type, those who couldn't be any more obviously gay if they had a flashing neon sign and a choir singing their homosexuality.

Lucas is the straight version of that. I'm pretty sure he'd flinch if a gay man looked at him.
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I get what you mean, he's pretty aggressively fixated on procreation, marriage, and idealized hetero love. He's also just a flagrant example of the worst tendencies of the male sex: crudity, stupidity, complete lack of social intelligence, his piggish food and sex fixations etc.
 
Princess is live; I missed a bunch of it as I was on a walk but...


LOL @Fatal Walter Lucas hopes that we get married and have a baby some day.

And he thinks Walter is the top and that we're all in the closet...somehow?

He's put a lot of thought into that dynamic, I'm almost concerned it's one of his go to spank bank fantasies.

APOLDESIRJKUGF;LKJAJAHAHAHAHAH! HIS BABYSITTER JUST INTERRUPTED THE LIVESTREAM. They're changing sheets and cleaning like he's an adult baby who can't handle basic tasks, which he is.

...they made him end the livestream, oh my god.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
I'm going to gag typing the term, but Lucas really is the reason terms like "heteronormative" exist. He's so fucking fixated on the straightest of straight existence.

Lucas is one of the few cases I've ran into someone being "offensively straight". Like I have no issue with homosexual people. I gays are fine, but no one but faggots like faggots. You know the type, those who couldn't be any more obviously gay if they had a flashing neon sign and a choir singing their homosexuality.

Lucas is the straight version of that. I'm pretty sure he'd flinch if a gay man looked at him.
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Oh, no, AngryTreeRat. You've got it all wrong. "Dr. Nigga Luke" is and has always been a proud straight ally to the homos. In fact, it has been stated that he wore a rainbow flag shirt that he dug up in a donation bin for weeks and was mocked for it. He did it because he supports the gays and hates bigotry. He later donated this shirt after wearing it for weeks straight without washing it.

Also, months ago he called on the gays to bring him a Gen Z woman to have sex with. It is the least they could have done after he has done so much for the gay community. All his use of gay bashing and homophobic rants should be overlooked. He is a true ally to the gays!
 
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