💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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A new comment from Lucas, one which was deleted by YouTube for some unknown reason.
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Yes, the admitted coward who is too much of a pussy allow comments (even under that very post), too much of a coward to even approach women, especially when mother men, you know, exist, is definitely a “badass.”
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Lucas you don't have a dad bod. With your huge moobs, you look like you have the bod of a fat F to M trans that has grown in a pube looking beard.
 
VoidFace said:
A new comment from Lucas, one which was deleted by YouTube for some unknown reason.
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Yes, the admitted coward who is too much of a pussy allow comments (even under that very post), too much of a coward to even approach women, especially when mother men, you know, exist, is definitely a “badass.”
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Badasses like this.
 
VoidFace said:
Yes, the admitted coward who is too much of a pussy allow comments (even under that very post), too much of a coward to even approach women, especially when mother men, you know, exist, is definitely a “badass.”
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If a regular fat person swallowed PC principal from South Park, you’d have…whatever Lucas is trying to do here.
 
With Lucas getting a slight increase in negative attention, I expect this thread to slowly accumulate more retards and faggots. Hopeless redditors and earnest normies who accidentally stumbled across one of the many YouTube videos seeking to wring clout from Lucas's spine (@Fatal Walter is at least listenable). A few will make their way to this hallowed thread. It is the duty of all Wernologists to educate the ignorant, so that Lucas's shame and suffering may be admired by all; the OP is of little use these days.

Lucas is indeed a plenty good badass. You can tell from the sunglasses.
TurdFondler said:
I hope his vulgar outburts are just a phase. I can walk down to any homeless encampment and listen to crazy unwashed hobos yelling about needing pussy and spanking ass. Dr. Niggae Luke was a much better persona, same with Atheist Wern.

Moobs comin in nice though.
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True, there is nothing remarkable about an unpleasant man howling about puss puss. I wish Lucas would focus more on what sets him apart from creepy sexual failures. It isn't his unrequited longing for fresh puss puss that makes him spectacular, but rather his adolescent delusions; his helpless entitlement; his absolute social deficits; his absence of self-awareness. These qualities come into focus best when Lucas spergs about atheism, or attempts to use the language and rhetoric of Gen Z "socialists"; they are not on optimal display when he focuses on the mechanics of the sex he'll never have again. I personally favor Chef Wern, and Poet Lucas. The kind of content he produces when he has a sliver of stability, though No-Shower-in-3-Weeks Lucas is also a wonderful persona.
 
What if the Freak always falls back to using food to try to lure in a girl is because he used food in the past and it worked. I got to thinking about what his ex-roommate Cyril (aka DefunctGames) said about Lucas taking in homeless underage girls under the guise of being helpful and nice. Well offering a homeless, hungry underage girl food and a place to stay, I'd say did the trick in getting the girls to his apartment. Now of course due to the Starbucks incident he raised the age to 18-24, but continues using the bait (food) that worked for him in the past.

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I always enjoy it when he wears glasses like these because I love seeing his surroundings and who he’s trying to impress/get his story out to without talking to that person directly.
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Freudian-slip-dress said:
He’s always even more insufferable when he finds housing. I wonder how long it will be before they have had enough and evict him.
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Lol! You're right. He gets even more smug. Just cause he lives in some sped group home instead of sleeping in the park.
 
TurdFondler said:
I think I like the "tweaker dumpster divers" backdrop more than his "chilling under a bridge" but it's not as dynamic as his "walking through downtown filming up his nose". A groundbreaking hobo film maker.
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In the video with the dumpster I think he was at Mallon Place back by 1 of the out buildings. It was likely a staff member dumping out trash.
 
Rate me late, but is this whole board game persona because of his unrelenting obsession with Cyril? Like if Cyril wasn’t going to be his friend anymore, or respond to all the notes and emails, then in some way he felt like he had to be him. Especially because he has what he wants.
 
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Rate me late, but is this whole board game persona because of his unrelenting obsession with Cyril? Like if Cyril wasn’t going to be his friend anymore, or respond to all the notes and emails, then in some way he felt like he had to be him. Especially because he has what he wants.
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Maybe that’s how he started but I think he genuinely enjoys the world building part of his games where he gets to play god and set the rules on how one gets yummy food or teenaged pussy.

Obviously the mechanics of the games are pure trash, but he gets to sit and fantasize about how many turns it takes to build-a-bae.

And he thinks it makes him sound smart and creative. It doesn’t of course, but you can tell a lot of it is performative when he videos around other people.
 
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