💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Every time he yells "YADA YADA YADA" in that fucking Joe Pesci/Billy Corgan vocal tone I feel like I could put my foot right through the internet.
 
So the new spergout owls video was not terrible we got earjuice getting some not so subtle jabs through to fatty ( we all know Pucas is utterly tone deaf socially) and a couple of small admissions from him:

He finally confessed to watching "barely legal porn"
not sure where he is at currently with his dad.

Referring to "Don't stand so close to me" he went full Jeff Culver from Hard Candy - not a girl, technically a woman

Someone slyly suggested he do stand up in Spokane when he claimed his "right now video" was comedy, but Pukas confessed his terrible shyness cos he can see the people. Pity, that would be premium milk.


Lukey also thinks everyone who criticises him is a "conservative" someone really needs to one day ask how left wing women view a record of domestic violence and being referred to as "clit" or "thots and sluts"

We really need a laid back female host with a girly voice ( a Soph plus?) who can slowly eviscerate Lucas to a climactic meltdown.


"Rainbow me"
 
So, I redid the outro with credits.

It's way longer than I'd necessarily want it to be but I had to extend the scrolling credits out so they didn't just fly by.

 

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Da Dude123 said:
Not too sure. I put a dislike on this video. I wish we could see the dislikes to likes ratio on these short videos.
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It shows up for me when I'm logged out.

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Wait wait wait guys…. Did Lucas recently say that fake Gen Z cool people look like they are out of a Spencer’s catalog?

like Spencer’s Gifts in the mall? The joke shop with dumb t-shirts of Marilyn Manson that like does not exist anymore?

I am not sure why but this is just peak hilarious to me. He cannot help but fuck up can he?
 

This is one of my favorite Lucas videos ever. The breathless emotional pleas to stay home and stay safe are so transparent.

"I urge you to stay home and stay safe because....I don't know....how much longer...I can.".

Fucking LOL.

Jesus Christ he's such a fucking idiot.
 
WhiskerBiscuit said:
Wait wait wait guys…. Did Lucas recently say that fake Gen Z cool people look like they are out of a Spencer’s catalog?

like Spencer’s Gifts in the mall? The joke shop with dumb t-shirts of Marilyn Manson that like does not exist anymore?

I am not sure why but this is just peak hilarious to me. He cannot help but fuck up can he?
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Lol! Spencer's is surprisingly still around. However, it was definitely the place for GenX culture. For Gen Z? I sort of doubt it. Him referencing it, really shows his age and how out of touch he is with the baby zooms.
 
INeedUhChickUnder26 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8eusGjdMWjU
This is one of my favorite Lucas videos ever. The breathless emotional pleas to stay home and stay safe are so transparent.

"I urge you to stay home and stay safe because....I don't know....how much longer...I can.".

Fucking LOL.

Jesus Christ he's such a fucking idiot.
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Lucas' Covid virtue signaling is really the most pathetic incel behavior. He's only doing this because it's a lame excuse for why he's afraid to talk to girls.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Lol! Spencer's is surprisingly still around. However, it was definitely the place for GenX culture. For Gen Z? I sort of doubt it. Him referencing it, really shows his age and how out of touch he is with the baby zooms.
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Spencer's still sees decent business from gen Y, it's basically "Hot Topic for adults" now as far as who is giving them business goes, except Hot Topic caters to a totally different crowd now. I worked in one when work got hard right before Covid during a period of "retail is better than jobless". It was mostly millennials coming in buying band, video game, and anime tees.
 
AngryTreeRat said:
Spencer's still sees decent business from gen Y, it's basically "Hot Topic for adults" now as far as who is giving them business goes, except Hot Topic caters to a totally different crowd now. I worked in one when work got hard right before Covid during a period of "retail is better than jobless". It was mostly millennials coming in buying band, video game, and anime tees.
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I am genuinely shook. I was so certain that Spencer’s supply of fake dogshit, bikini lady t-shirts, and joke books could not have kept it in business, I didn’t even Google.

but, yeah, I love how that is his point of reference for “cool.”
 
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Ribbed Sex Toy Tongue

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It's funny that it doesn't even occur to him how having a tongue with ridges on the side of it might be a symptom of a serious medical problem, at the very least hypothyroidism or low hormone levels.

Its also obviously disgusting, but god knows Lucas will never be self-aware enough to recognize THAT.
 
Not sure if this has ever been posted. I vaguely remember that "teenage bondage" shit. - though I'd think Wern could cover "thank heavens for little girls" or "Young Girl ((get out of my mind)

90s girls
 
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