💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I think it's a short time until we see him really go downhill.
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He’s already literally ranting in the streets about nazis and “hitlers of the left” and agephobes and trumpanzees and he’s barely been homeless two weeks.

When you watch the last batch of IG videos shared here and picture what he looks like to people on the street as he’s ranting into his phone about college aged guys from Utah and so forth you realize he’s already downhill.
 
Better put your donation bin hat back on, Lucas!

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New IG vid, check out those healthy lips

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Homeboy is doing us a solid and archiving the insta vids:

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I can't believe I have to say this, but I'm not Lucas Werner. Biggest tip that I'm not Lucas: I have the comments on. He turned his off last year because he ...
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This 'Personality doesn't mean shit' video is absolutely fascinating. The fractured nature of his speech and his train of thought waffles between incoherence and sheer stupidity. It is like someone took 4 or 5 stereotypes and blended them together yet the whole is somehow worse than the sum of its parts.
 
Rogowski said:
He’s already literally ranting in the streets about nazis and “hitlers of the left” and agephobes and trumpanzees and he’s barely been homeless two weeks.

When you watch the last batch of IG videos shared here and picture what he looks like to people on the street as he’s ranting into his phone about college aged guys from Utah and so forth you realize he’s already downhill.
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If one person recognizes Lucas or they hear him doing one of his stupid rants on wanting to fuck young girls, he's going to be brutally beaten. It's a matter of time before he generally pisses someone off or tries attacking some girl to do that anyway.
 
Pump Meat said:
This 'Personality doesn't mean shit' video is absolutely fascinating. The fractured nature of his speech and his train of thought waffles between incoherence and sheer stupidity. It is like someone took 4 or 5 stereotypes and blended them together yet the whole is somehow worse than the sum of its parts.
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He admits he's homeless here, too.


Such a moron.

As if every "friend" he has just has a stable of young girls to send his way.

Lucas expects every other guy to Be a pimp.

Hey btw genius, you're getting catfished again.

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Lucas explains why he got the boot from Phoenix. It was for "harassing heroin users".

So it was his notes that did it.

He says Pioneer put him on the "no rent" list, whatever that means.


He almost agresses some bearded guy passing him. I know we say this all the time, but he's losing it.


Lucas is "basically Socrates".

I wonder if hemlock goes well with cocktail peps.


Lucas won't give you a cigarette. It bothers him when you ask for one. That's "too altruistic".

But he expects you to give him a girl. Uh-huh.

He only gives to people who don't beg. It's so crazy how he has zero sympathy for the homeless, despite being homeless. He wants control. He might give you a cocktail pep or a taco. If your good. He's such a bastard.

I wouldn't have even thought it was possible to be homeless while hating the homeless.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LWjXQg7Q5aE
Such a moron.

As if every "friend" he has just has a stable of young girls to send his way.

Lucas expects every other guy to Be a pimp.

Hey btw genius, you're getting catfished again.

Edit: sorry double post

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=QK_uc_vqDR4
Lucas explains why he got the boot from Phoenix. It was for "harassing heroin users".

So it was his notes that did it.

He says Pioneer put him on the "no rent" list, whatever that means.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2-wlpPImEPc
He almost agresses some bearded guy passing him. I know we say this all the time, but he's losing it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NCWfBn4ZMw8
Lucas is "basically Socrates".

I wonder if hemlock goes well with cocktail peps.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dab_UHP4rxA
Lucas won't give you a cigarette. It bothers him when you ask for one. That's "too altruistic".

But he expects you to give him a girl. Uh-huh.

He only gives to people who don't beg. It's so crazy how he has zero sympathy for the homeless, despite being homeless. He wants control. He might give you a cocktail pep or a taco. If your good. He's such a bastard.

I wouldn't have even thought it was possible to be homeless while hating the homeless.
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He's a narcissist who in his own mind thinks he is better than the actual homeless. I say actual homeless because in his mind he isn't homeless at all as he blames pioneer for kicking him out as some kind of personal attack against him that had no valid reason, probably somehow involving KF or ben palmer. Nothing is ever his fault in his mind. He's just 'in transition' to another apartment, which of course he believes the government will give him soon

It still hasn't sunk in that this is it for him. He can't afford housing on his own with what he gets every month, he is both unwilling to get a job and unable to hold one even if he somehow did get one and he's on a norent list for government housing that is likely public enough that all the landlords in the city will know about him soon enough. The shelter is it for him, and he has already been kicked out of it once before. Its only a matter of time before he pisses someone off there as well....as should be obvious their tolerance for his kind of behavior is far lower than pioneers is. He will be living in an alley before too long, which will either inevitably kill him or make him sick enough to force a hospital visit, which will inevitably lead to him either being sent back on the street to die or deemed nuts enough to be a danger to himself and forcibly committed to some kind of mental health nursing home and forcibly medicated to the point all he does is stare at the wall all day. There is no happy ending for him, or even a remotely pleasant one. He fucked up way more than he realizes at this point by getting kicked out of the apartment. The list he was put on is government, so even going to another city wouldn't do him any good, the wait lists are just as big anywhere else in the state and he's on the no rent list anyway so he would be at the very bottom even if he could somehow get on it. The only remotely feasible option he has to get government housing is to leave the state, and he has neither the money nor the intelligence to do that successfully. and even if he did where would he go? Idaho? Oregon? Try to cross the border into BC and inevitably end up in east vancouver? I'd love to see that last one, they have great social programs for the homeless....that you can only access for a little while and then get the boot. He'd either be an addict or killed by another homeless schitzo within a month

Lucas is finished one way or another, its just a question of how much he fucks up to make it happen sooner. He won't last in the shelter forever, or for very long for that matter. He'll be in an alley with a bulla beard making videos screeching about how its all trumps fault cause the government has to take care of him because hes 'bipolar' or some such nonsense
 
WonderWino said:
Lucas is finished one way or another, its just a question of how much he fucks up to make it happen sooner. He won't last in the shelter forever, or for very long for that matter. He'll be in an alley with a bulla beard
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Can you imagine Lucas dropping down to that level?

"I just want a Gen Z girlfriend to love and fuck sexually" actually isn't too far off.. damn..
Also F for Bulla, wherever God's Favorite Pedo is now..
 
klickitat said:
The thumbnails on his Instagram videos are something else.
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maybe it's just me, but consider the following:
1. tongue between lips
2. mouth open, just finished touching face
3. mouth open, in the middle of a statement that has upsetting implications
4. mouth open, beginning a statement
5. mouth open, weird condescending expression like someone who is trying to make a smart quip but doesn't grasp the substance of the conversation.
6. trying to suppress a smile while touching chin with finger in an attempt to appear smugly intellectual, but is insincere and is trying to "be a step above" the person he's talking to from a moral, rather than intellectual, stand point. unlike the other thumbnails where he's looking at himself, here he is purposely looking skyward in order to mimic a "wondering" appearance, but fails to identify that actual wonderment typically looks at the subject of their wonder and not the sky or roof.
7. mouth open, near end of statement that has an upsetting implication but more towards exasperation than anger.
8. the cost of education in these countries is to the government's budget, derived from taxation rather than the split cost between government and student in the US. also unlike the US, at least in Germany, university is not typically a for-profit institution.

he's been having trouble sleeping and part of this is increasing nervousness (and lip biting) on top of not shaving properly (although attempting at least a week ago).
 
Club Sandwich said:
maybe it's just me, but consider the following:
1. tongue between lips
2. mouth open, just finished touching face
3. mouth open, in the middle of a statement that has upsetting implications
4. mouth open, beginning a statement
5. mouth open, weird condescending expression like someone who is trying to make a smart quip but doesn't grasp the substance of the conversation.
6. trying to suppress a smile while touching chin with finger in an attempt to appear smugly intellectual, but is insincere and is trying to "be a step above" the person he's talking to from a moral, rather than intellectual, stand point. unlike the other thumbnails where he's looking at himself, here he is purposely looking skyward in order to mimic a "wondering" appearance, but fails to identify that actual wonderment typically looks at the subject of their wonder and not the sky or roof.
7. mouth open, near end of statement that has an upsetting implication but more towards exasperation than anger.
8. the cost of education in these countries is to the government's budget, derived from taxation rather than the split cost between government and student in the US. also unlike the US, at least in Germany, university is not typically a for-profit institution.

he's been having trouble sleeping and part of this is increasing nervousness (and lip biting) on top of not shaving properly (although attempting at least a week ago).
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I think he sees the lip biting as sexy. It can be, certainly when a cute girl does it.

But not when your lower lip looks like an extra from The Walking Dead.


This video is amazing. He literally says he prefers younger women because they don't expect respect. He chides other men to blame themselves for their inability to get girlfriends. But somehow he's unable to turn this around on himself.
 
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Rogowski said:
He’s already literally ranting in the streets about nazis and “hitlers of the left” and agephobes and trumpanzees and he’s barely been homeless two weeks.

When you watch the last batch of IG videos shared here and picture what he looks like to people on the street as he’s ranting into his phone about college aged guys from Utah and so forth you realize he’s already downhill.
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He's going down hill, but it's only a matter of degrees. And he was already pretty far down the hill.

From the lofty heights of a marginally functional adult life, it's hard to evaluate how far downhill Lucas is. And from the depths of his dysfunction, it's hard for Lucas to recognize how downhill he is.

But there's no such thing as rock bottom. Life can always get worse. Lucas still has his liberty. For now. And his body hasn't completely failed him. Yet.
 
TelemeresDaddy69 said:
"No personality with hair like this"
You mean that balding mullet you grew trying to impress teen girls thinking that's what they're into?
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At this rate he is going to end up completely bald on top with a 3 foot long greasy ratty mullet in the back so that he ends up looking like some kind of horrific ferengi except with a greasy mullet instead of that piece of fabric on the back of the head
 
wenttobermuda said:
He's going down hill, but it's only a matter of degrees. And he was already pretty far down the hill.

From the lofty heights of a marginally functional adult life, it's hard to evaluate how far downhill Lucas is. And from the depths of his dysfunction, it's hard for Lucas to recognize how downhill he is.

But there's no such thing as rock bottom. Life can always get worse. Lucas still has his liberty. For now. And his body hasn't completely failed him. Yet.
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There's nothing like screaming at your phone in public about your good personality, that you're nice, and that people like you to convey the absolute opposite of all three things.

He's just a crazier version of Stuart Smalley.

AbraCadaver said:
At least the Ferengi fucking worked for a living.
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Hey now, Lucas has a Patreon, that counts as a job*, he said so, it's all the fault of him not having a girlfriend that it didn't take off. People would pay to see him yell at an early 20 something woman about Bernie & Biden and would totally pay to watch long, boring videos of them "having conversations", the only reason they won't pay to watch just HIM do it is because...reasons...somehow. Probably bigotry related.


*For actual content creators, yes.

Finally got back on some wifi, here's the latest from earlier this evening.

 
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klickitat said:
There's nothing like screaming at your phone in public about your good personality, that you're nice, and that people like you to convey the absolute opposite of all three things.

He's just a crazier version of Stuart Smalley.
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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, ZOOMER PRINCESSES WANT ANAL TELOMERASE!"
 
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