💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
I'm surprised nobody commented 'you ARE keeping track of how much you've been sent for doing these jobs and reporting the income to your payee as you're required to do for SSI and tax purposes RIGHT lucas? You wouldn't want to get in trouble now would you'
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You're required to report to SSA if you've made over $65 in a month in wages ($85 overall, it's kinda confusing). I believe Lucas has made at least $100 from this Skell Bell Whatever. Just saying...
 
Gaear Grimsrud said:
I really wonder what would happen if Lucas was set up with an ideal chick, and it inevitably fails.
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He’s always going on and on about how people need to HOOK ME UP but he’s never said what he’ll do after that other than vague bullshit like he’ll swoop in like a king or he’ll have no problem stealing your honey.

Imagine being a woman aged 18-24, you’re going to college, and sure you aren’t rich but you’ve got a nice thing going to build upon. You go out on a blind date after a friend sets you up, and even if he actually showered and wore clean clothes and kept his rage under control how does he expect the date to progress positively after she says “I go to Spokane Community College. I’m studying X and I hope to get a job at the Y corporation after graduation, what do you do Lucas?”
 
Rogowski said:
He’s always going on and on about how people need to HOOK ME UP but he’s never said what he’ll do after that other than vague bullshit like he’ll swoop in like a king or he’ll have no problem stealing your honey.

Imagine being a woman aged 18-24, you’re going to college, and sure you aren’t rich but you’ve got a nice thing going to build upon. You go out on a blind date after a friend sets you up, and even if he actually showered and wore clean clothes and kept his rage under control how does he expect the date to progress positively after she says “I go to Spokane Community College. I’m studying X and I hope to get a job at the Y corporation after graduation, what do you do Lucas?”
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Clearly she'd swoon over his answer of, "I get paid in sandwiches to make callout videos on Youtube and I'm homeless because living indoors is capitalism and I'm a democratic socialist like Bernie!"

holeinthedark said:
Oh no I meant to say they should INSTEAD send that if they absolutely "have" to be dumb enablers. Sorry lol
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No, no, no, if you MUST send Lucas food, keep sending him bags of frozen catfish, they're anywhere between $12-$15 so way cheaper than the nonsense he's asking for; just tell him you're ordering him shit looking "artisan pizza" or Clinkerdagger's.
 
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From the man that thinks being German and Irish makes him biracial.
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No, no, no, if you MUST send Lucas food, keep sending him bags of frozen catfish, they're anywhere between $12-$15 so way cheaper than the nonsense he's asking for; just tell him you're ordering him shit looking "artisan pizza" or Clinkerdagger's.
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Well of course that always LOL
 
Credit where it’s due, the Wern does raise a good question: is he the product of inbreeding?

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Broccoli now brussel sprouts. He's already a farter, now with that combination the fetid farts he's going to be brewing.

ETA:
1st day of class is next Tuesday Jan 5th. Maybe with the Freak being on campus with the hot baes, he'll go back to being the Lucas we know.
 
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