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Women adore Mr. Jaw. Mr. Jaw can score with a whore when he's bumping a grinding on the dance floor. It's a fundamental law that whenever a whore comes across Mr. Jaw she will suck on his cock, and that is for sure.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
Women adore Mr. Jaw. Mr. Jaw can score with a whore when he's bumping a grinding on the dance floor. It's a fundamental law that whenever a whore comes across Mr. Jaw she will suck on his cock, and that is for sure.
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Your rhymes are a bore, you're making us snore, we can't take anymore, go back to your 'whore'.
 
I've said this before, I'll say it once more. The man with the jaw does not have a flaw. From his head to his toe and his traps to his arms, you cannot ignore his beauty and charm.

When out in a club, or pissed at the pub, the women they quiver and knees start to shiver. He walks over and speaks and the words that he says, are so suave and terrific girls jump in his bed.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
I've said this before, I'll say it once more. The man with the jaw does not have a flaw. From his head to his toe and his traps to his arms, you cannot ignore his beauty and charm.

When out in a club, or pissed at the pub, the women they quiver and knees start to shiver. He walks over and speaks and the words that he says, are so suave and terrific girls jump in his bed.
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From first hand knowledge of being a chick it's gotta be said...you sound like a dick, it's cool that you're confident in what you can do but you're wasting it here, we don't care about you. Methinks Mr jaw doth protest to much if he's here writing poems using us as a crutch while he could be out in the world chasing women tonight, instead he's on here posting Dr Seuss shite. Your trolling is lame, you're shit outta luck, someone message when I should start giving a fuck.
I'm done with your ass, piss off.
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
So anyway, @Ass Manager 3000, for the SH "story", how many chapters were you planning on writing?
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Writing books about tards? Now that is just sad. You're doing all this 'cause my looks make you mad? If you had a jaw that inspired pure glory, you'd put down that pen and abandon your story.

Now what I suggest? Become more good looking. Focus on looks and surgery booking. A chin wing or two and you'd be all set, just like Mr. Jaw you could make women wet.

Sanae Kochiya said:
Your jaw sucks.

Your beard looks stupid.

People who actually smoke irl kinda suck imo.

Your nose also looks big.

This is the saddest trolling attempt I've seen in a while. Someone ping me when someone interesting visits.
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Unfortunate girl it seems you're quite jelly, my jaw is perfect, it's what women tell me. My nose is not big, it's perfect and manly, get off your high horse you fat ugly tranny.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
Writing books about tards? Now that is just sad. You're doing all this 'cause my looks make you mad? If you had a jaw that inspired pure glory, you'd put down that pen and abandon your story.

Now what I suggest? Become more good looking. Focus on looks and surgery booking. A chin wing or two and you'd be all set, just like Mr. Jaw you could make women wet.



Unfortunate girl it seems you're quite jelly, my jaw is perfect, it's what women tell me. My nose is not big, it's perfect and manly, get off your high horse you fat ugly tranny.
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You keep bragging about your chin as a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?
 
Lalala said:
You keep bragging about your chin as a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?
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That was quite decent but lacks perfect flow, rhythm's important when writing your prose. If I was to rewrite it I'd put it like so, please sit down and listen and watch as I show:

"You keep on claiming your chin is a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?"

Depending how you read it, the rhythm you read in, that should flow much better now I'm intervening.

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I'm around 7 inches and 6 inches thick, I definitely don't have a miniature dick.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
That was quite decent but lacks perfect flow, rhythm's important when writing your prose. If I was to rewrite it I'd put it like so, please sit down and listen and watch as I show:

"You keep on claiming that your chin's a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?"

Depending how you read it, the rhythm you read in, that should flow much better now I'm intervening.
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Im a teacher and you would have been top of the class but I'm marking you down, no one likes a smartarse.
Ok I'm done with this for real now I can feel myself getting dumber with every lame rhyme im producing, this shit got old fast.
 
Lalala said:
Im a teacher and you would have been top of the class but I'm marking you down, no one likes a smartarse.
Ok I'm done with this for real now I can feel myself getting dumber with every lame rhyme im producing, this shit got old fast.
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Yip. I guess a coffee can penis is just the clincher?
 
HickoryDickory said:
Yip. I guess a coffee can penis is just the clincher?
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Any guy who uses his jaw and nose structure as his ace in the hole selling point is hiding something downstairs.

Mr. Jaw said:
That was quite decent but lacks perfect flow, rhythm's important when writing your prose. If I was to rewrite it I'd put it like so, please sit down and listen and watch as I show:

"You keep on claiming your chin is a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?"

Depending how you read it, the rhythm you read in, that should flow much better now I'm intervening.

P.S.
I'm around 7 inches and 6 inches thick, I definitely don't have a miniature dick.
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And any guy who then has to clarify that he doesn't have a microdick either has self esteem problems....or a microdick.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
That was quite decent but lacks perfect flow, rhythm's important when writing your prose. If I was to rewrite it I'd put it like so, please sit down and listen and watch as I show:

"You keep on claiming your chin is a prize, compensating for something else tiny in size?"

Depending how you read it, the rhythm you read in, that should flow much better now I'm intervening.

P.S.
I'm around 7 inches and 6 inches thick, I definitely don't have a miniature dick.
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I kinda think lala's flowed better and was less robotic/forced. Just saying...
 
Y'all mad I'm stylin' on you.

I'm gonna be going under the knife soon. I've already been under once and the result was good but I didn't wear the band for long enough and the result undid a little bit.
 
Mr. Jaw said:
Y'all mad I'm stylin' on you.

I'm gonna be going under the knife soon. I've already been under once and the result was good but I didn't wear the band for long enough and the result undid a little bit.
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You seem to have this delusion that we care.
We don't. We don't care. You can chop your cock off and have it surgically replaced with a Pomerianian made of diamond and we'd just shrug and have a chuckle before moving on with our days.
 
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