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Mr. Eyes said:
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Mr. Eyes pities you. If you had the eyes of Mr. Eyes, you might have been a player.
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Good job using a meme from years ago to 'prove' a point.

Also at 12 you're still a kid, what are you a pedo?
 
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Do tell me, what part of Mr. Eyes do you like the most? Ha! Trick question: The only possible answer is his eyes. But Mr. Eyes never lies he's perfect and needs no disguise, people wish to have his eyes, to look this good? Many try. Now ponder that in bed tonight.





Eyes.
 
Mr. Eyes said:
Do tell me, what part of Mr. Eyes do you like the most? Ha! Trick question: The only possible answer is his eyes. But Mr. Eyes never lies he's perfect and needs no disguise, people wish to have his eyes, to look this good? Many try. Now ponder that in bed tonight.





Eyes.
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Please tell me you don't talk in third person when you're having sex.
 
cuckadoodledoo said:
because i hate faggots like you
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Getting seriously mad at people on the Internet for something this childish.

Fuck it, I'll use both gifs.

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Mr. Eyes said:
Enough talking. It's prayer time. Pray to Mr. Eyes's eyes and he may consider saving you from virginity.
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I'm afraid to do so. With the way your eyes look, you must turn everyone asexual.

Mr. Eyes said:
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Mr. Eyes pities you. If you had the eyes of Mr. Eyes, you might have been a player.
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Given how old most of you guys claim to be and all of the sexual frustration that you all claim to have, it's great to see that you do agree that you are all butthurt, fat, basement dwelling permavirgins.

Tell me, would you like to selfpwn yourself more?

cuckadoodledoo said:
you should lose your virginity at 16 max with a cute jb. saying otherwise is a robust cope
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Is mrz's stupidity this contagious?

Although if you are insistent on banging the young'uns, may I recommend this girl?

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Please remember to record the entire ordeal for us. ... For science and testing purposes, I mean. The Scientific Center of Practicality is looking for experiments on jailbait fucking.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
I'm afraid to do so. With the way your eyes look, you must turn everyone asexual.
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When a MAN looks into Mr. Eyes's eyes, he turns asexual. When a LESBIAN looks into Mr. Eyes's eyes, she turns straight. Why? Because they know that they can never compete with him, he will always have total control over women. If it has a vagina, it can't resist Mr. Eyes's powerful magnetic gaze and God-like looks.
 
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