Lolcows you miss/missed

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Hey, guise, remember Nicochi?

Y'know, the Sonicfag who was ate up with green-eyed Sonic to such an extreme degree that you'd swear he was beating off the rage-boner it gave him?

The guy who then went on to post a doujin of the Kokiri from LoZ:OoT and got called a pedophile? Then vanished thereafter?
 
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c-no said:
ForeverAlonePonyfag said:
He used to post videos of himself and his "waifu" Kotonoha Katsura (from School Days) before he was arrested last year for CP after he bragged publicly on Facebook about fapping to CP pics and telling his friends how to get said pics. In the process he had all of his electronics including the vidya confiscated, was placed under house arrest except for work and prohibited from using the Internet. Can't remember how long he managed to last before he tried to kill himself with sleeping pills and booze and got sent to the jailhouse. I don't know if I should laugh or vomit at the fact that he also lives in the same area as my sister (Detroit/Ann Arbor).

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Tribute video made by his friends after his arrest, posting because my favorite song from Crisis Core
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UPDATE: He just got out of prison
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That's one lolcow I miss. Aside from having videos of him and his waifu, he also had shooped pictures of himself with said character. Didn't know he actually went to jail and tried to commit suicide before that. I think you should vomit, especially if your sister is under 18.
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She's 23, thank god, and she lives in Novi.

I also miss ABoatsABoat AKA Jeff. Not a lolcow himself, but he used to record videos of his younger brother Christopher who wore diapers all the time and would flip shit and throw tantrums over the most minor things (not being allowed to dump expired milk into the sink, losing the TV remote). He was supposed to record his brother's behavior (where he couldn't be seen) for his therapists to observe, but then he soon began outright provoking him by recording him in plain sight while Chris kept yelling at the mom to get Jeff to stop recording but she wouldn't do shit and in fact slapped him in the face in another video which some anonymous SJtard reported to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Chris was then placed in temporary foster care, the mom was charged with assaulting a child, Jeff was forced to take down all of his videos of Chris and I think he was charged for "hate crime". Haven't heard anything on them since.

Compilation of most of his videos

The Strike (the one that he got reported for)
 
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^ I usually don't condone parents hitting their kids, but yeah, he deserved it.
 
Yawning Squirtle said:
Damn, before I joined these forums I had no idea deviantart was such fertile ground for insane people to breed. I think I even had an account there, made some years ago to post some art and whatnot, but I never used it much. Thought it was just another site with lots of fanart.

So, CWCki forums, uh, thanks I guess? :heart-empty:
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Yeah I was on dA for a long time. I might make a new account there for commissions but I mostly post art on my blog and portfolio site now.
It's how I discovered most of my lolcows. Chasethehedgehog and DisneyFan01 I remember stalking a few years back.
 
There were a number of lesser lolcows who never got recognized from dA. They're long gone now, but let's see...

RihannaGirl (had MANY accounts) - crazy super religious girl who spoke broken English and had a huge ego, despite the fact that she was "special" and her persona was a nun. Liked to recolor things. She and her mother really hated poor people because they "do bad things" (no one could get a specific reason as to why she hated poor people. I suppose she thought since they were bad, God punished them by making them poor?). She made a big deal out of how rich she was.

Mario Recolor Kid - replace Sonic with Mario, and this is what you get. Spoke really broken English (I think he was Mexican but ICR), his humor consisted of really forced, nonsensical, out-of-context puns, and he had many accounts he used to talk to himself (at least 15), and he wrote things like "I'am Finnished!! I'am Threw!!!" when he got upset over some unclear thing. Never found him again.

4EverGreen (long gone) - PREPARE YOURSELVES, READERS!!!! IT'S THE STUFF STORIES ARE MADE OF!! he drew Camp Lazlo diaper comics or something. ENOUGH SAID, TRUE BELIEVERS (I miss this guy. He drew a sad Cerebus with boobs for a nose)

DisneyBubbles - You've probably never heard of this one! She got notorious, but never got an ED page. She was a really prolific tracer, and got really popular. She didn't seem to care when people called her out, she just hid their comments (god I miss old DA where you could reveal collapsed comments). Finally she came out as a tracer, apologized, and moved on to realistic smudgepainting.

scottb - the b is for boobs. A really shitty gallery director who would give a DD to every single B&W grainfiltered pair of boobs.

crap, my brain just went out on me.

I'll remember more later.
 
I just remembered Nornna, some girl who overshared her life too much around the time YouTube hit the scene, circa. 2005. I think she had an early cameraphone, she recorded herself doing everything like eating dinner, walking to work, watching Disney movies (I think she was a slow in the mind). I remember her vids getting lots of hits, but people began to call her workplace all the time, and the police advised her to take everything down, I think?
 
I really missed Chris' glory days. I only found out about him late 2011. I joined the forums in 2012 just in time for the trial. That's probably the reason I've been keen to see Cyan be recognized here, because she and her friend were the first real content generators that I've come across in my time. Clyde, Tito, Liquid, all the gal-pals, etc were before me.
 
DivineAngel.

This is a violation of ethnic standers!
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I missed the fat guy screaming over a chicken sandwich, just discovered it:

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Does that guy know that if you address the problem earlier (not a FULL HALF HOUR after the fact), you could probably get free food? That's how it always works for me when an order is fucked up. :asperchu:
(I should probably also point out that I'm not an asshole about it either. I'm not going to make a fool of myself over a chicken sandwich.)
 
revengeofphil said:
sparklemilhouse said:
I missed the fat guy screaming over a chicken sandwich, just discovered it:

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Dropping f bombs around children.
Classy guy
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Yeah, exactly. I definitely try to rein in the language around children. But damn! This guy is nuts! I love medication. I love it even more when somebody is clearly off it!
 
Irate Gamer (aka Chris Bores)

In 2007, Chris Bores started an internet show as the Irate Gamer, where he would angrily review old video games. He kept copying comedian James Rolfe, who has been doing the same thing for a few years under the name Angry Video Game Nerd. Chris would steal jokes and entire reviews from James, and a bunch of people got pissed about it. He stopped doing this as much recently, but he keeps making false shit up in his reviews, stealing video game footage from other people, and tricking people into paying for sweepstakes on some spam website. There is a blog out there called "Irate Gamer Sucks". Just google it.

Jack Thompson

This guy was a lawyer in Florida who kept trying to shut down rap music for being "too obscene". He eventually stopped that and started going after developers of violent video games. He kept trying to pass bogus lawsuits, and kept sending harassing messages to video game developers, publishers, and journalists. He was so obnoxious that the Florida Bar took away his lawyer licence, so now Jack does fucking nothing. You can google this guy for more information, because there is way more out there than I'm willing to type out.
 
prodigalsam

some guy on twitter who got 100,000 followers before he got caught stealing jokes

he denied it then and posted a bunch of bullshit lies about his disabled daughter

a few weeks later he posted a fraudulent charity page and said he was "taking a break" then deleted his account
 
Reminds me of a guy - can't remember his name, Troy something or other - who stole all of Doug Stanhope's material and posted it on his blog. Stanhope's army went nuts, and ran the guy off of the internet.
 
bradsternum said:
Reminds me of a guy - can't remember his name, Troy something or other - who stole all of Doug Stanhope's material and posted it on his blog. Stanhope's army went nuts, and ran the guy off of the internet.
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although this guy stole off a lot of people so theres that
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even patton oswalt knew about this guy
http://www.salon.com/2013/06/14/patton_ ... oom_there/
this is his reaction to stealing tweets
http://prodigalsam.com/post/42157314798 ... ke-formats
 
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I wish there was an update on katiethesinger123. She made some vids of her singing on yt, and everybody made fun of her weight. I felt bad that she was so naive to put those vids up. If you're a big girl, don't put your pics on the internet, because you will get made fun of. I learned that the hard way.
 
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