Lolcowronpa!

[Illuminati Order Official]

OP, you overestimate our levels of autism. By a lot.

 

[scallion]

Lolcowronpa takes place at an high school named kiwi Academia, which accepts biggest "Ultimate" lolcows states that there is only one way that a lolcow can leave the academy: murder another lolcow and avoid being identified as the culprit.

CHARACTERS
Chris chan:ultimate comic artist
Brianna Wu:ultimate game dev
Phill Burnell:ultimate youtuber
Amberlynn reid:ultimate mukbanger
Robert Chipman:ultimate consoomer
Tommy tooter:ultimate transgender
Jim Sterling:ultimate gamer
Andrew Peter:ultimate cult leader
Javiera Solar:ultimate artist
Pamela Swain:ultimate ???
Zoe Quinn:ultimate game dev
Charlie Gold:ultimate criticiser


Which one would murder first?
What would be their execution?

What?

 

[Mage]

The one who gets executed first is the OP.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’m the ultimate Kiwifarmer
I can spell Nigger

 

[Donutcapybara]

I’m the ultimate Kiwifarmer
I can spell Nigger

But that would be ultimate 4channer

 

[Takodachi]

fucking weeb

 

[Darksy DePhil]

No need for that. Dangitronpaul fans themselves are already at nuclear levels of autism.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Phil should be Super High School Level Gamer, rookie mistake.

Bugged execution mechanics.

 

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Lolcowronpa takes place at an high school named kiwi Academia, which accepts biggest "Ultimate" lolcows states that there is only one way that a lolcow can leave the academy: murder another lolcow and avoid being identified as the culprit.

CHARACTERS
Chris chan:ultimate comic artist
Brianna Wu:ultimate game dev
Phill Burnell:ultimate youtuber
Amberlynn reid:ultimate mukbanger
Robert Chipman:ultimate consoomer
Tommy tooter:ultimate transgender
Jim Sterling:ultimate gamer
Andrew Peter:ultimate cult leader
Javiera Solar:ultimate artist
Pamela Swain:ultimate ???
Zoe Quinn:ultimate game dev
Charlie Gold:ultimate criticiser


Which one would murder first?
What would be their execution?

Please fuck off back to the discord server from which you've came.

 

[Donutcapybara]

Please fuck off back to the discord server from which you've came.

Lolcow.farm

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Lolcow.farm

I sincerely doubt it.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

If this is the school, I'll be the school shooter.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Go touch grass

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Pamela Swain:ultimate ???

This thread is dumb, but I like that part because I have no idea who that is and "ultimate ???" made me actually lol.
Good job.

 

[419]

 

[NoFeline]

You didn't include an impostor. Because none of Chris's dozens of lolcow doppelgangers were mentioned I'm afraid this thread gets a 2/10 for not going in hard enough on the autism

 

[White Girl]

Should have said Battle Royale instead.

 

[MemeGrey]

Should have said Battle Royale instead.

Cattle Roylol

 

[Maamtis]

Zoe Quinn would win. She has prior experience getting away with murder.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

We all know this is unfair by the fact DSP is there since he outlasts everyone so this is just easy for him.