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Tyce's final smash opens a portal to Area 51 where the seklingtons of the skaletiin plane reside and they swarm the stage as the enemy is slowed down by a tidal wave of jenk.
 
Dsps final smash would just be him sitting there and complaining about how his final smash does nothing then letting out a giant "WOOOOOOOOOOOOW" which makes all other players crouch jump off the stage, prompting phil to call the game bugged
 
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DeckardBane said:
The Final Boss should be a Master Hand-ish embodiment of all AUTISM in the universe. I was thinking a giant, floating Sonic head.
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Why not make it original by having three heads: A pony head, a Sonic head, and a Pikachu head. It part of three fandom's that are of that embodiment. The Sonic head buffs with speed, Pikachu does wide radius attacks, and the pony head does some sort of random attack.
 
And for the secret final boss, we should have a personified version of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Perhaps it could be a humanoid figure, except its body is entirely made up of a swirling mass of ED lolcow articles. And its head is Encyclopedia Dramatica's symbol. It should also probably taunt the player constantly during battle, with a legion of voices in order to represent the mass of trolls who use the site. Oh and it should be able to use a final smash, which would be a gigantic laser fired from its head made up entirely of excerpts from Encyclopedia Dramatica's lolcow articles.
 
My only question is, in the Dashcon level are you the ballpit pisser or is he a boss? I am pretty sure that could be a standalone game, with DLC knowing he's going to fucking strike again.
 
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