Lolcow musicians? - Tards that make music. Troon tunes if you will.

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Mozart was an Aspie, like huge and would frequently act extremely childishly in public, blowing literal fucking raspberries and talking about toilets and women’s arses constantly, Hell, one of his Compositions title literally translates to ‘I fart in the face of our lord’ The guy was a bit of a freak, an indisputable Genius but a freak nonetheless. Definitely the OG Musical lolcow.
 
WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo said:
Billie Joe is alright. He's hot and Dookie is probably the best pop punk album of all time imo. Green Day wouldn't really be a "punk" band if they didn't express resentment for the modern American political climate.
Now, if you want a leftysperg who won't shut the fuck up about politics, I'd say Bruce Springsteen outdoes him.
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At some point though, I don't have time to listen to him whine anymore.
 
Kreayshawn:
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shawnphase said:
id rather not battle and just make a song with him. ive been focusing on guitar much more now than drumming.

my music is kind of a mix of everything, but some of it is trolling oriented. i dont exactly fit a lolcow mold, i just focus on music and dont care about ot need attention for it. some of it comes out being funny in spots, sometimes its just a big theme that if you can determine the meaning behind it, then youre in on the joke. its a bit of a sickness for me where i dont and cant stop, im constantly writing. but thats why i said id rather write a tune with dude than battle him, hows a battle gonna inspire him to not be so salt all the time. he doesnt have an outlet. if he applied himself and proved he had the chops he said he does then he'd be gettin somewhere. id rather keep goin forward than laterally or stayin in the same spot, even backwards.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfZE_U0fH4I
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Didnt mean music ABOUT lolcows. That's gay. Music BY lolcows.
shawnphase said:
id rather not battle and just make a song with him. ive been focusing on guitar much more now than drumming.

my music is kind of a mix of everything, but some of it is trolling oriented. i dont exactly fit a lolcow mold, i just focus on music and dont care about ot need attention for it. some of it comes out being funny in spots, sometimes its just a big theme that if you can determine the meaning behind it, then youre in on the joke. its a bit of a sickness for me where i dont and cant stop, im constantly writing. but thats why i said id rather write a tune with dude than battle him, hows a battle gonna inspire him to not be so salt all the time. he doesnt have an outlet. if he applied himself and proved he had the chops he said he does then he'd be gettin somewhere. id rather keep goin forward than laterally or stayin in the same spot, even backwards.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfZE_U0fH4I
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Didnt mean music ABOUT lolcows. That's gay. Music BY lolcows. However, if this that you've posted is dead serious, please don't ever do it again.
 
WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo said:
Billie Joe is alright. He's hot and Dookie is probably the best pop punk album of all time imo. Green Day wouldn't really be a "punk" band if they didn't express resentment for the modern American political climate.
Now, if you want a leftysperg who won't shut the fuck up about politics, I'd say Bruce Springsteen outdoes him.
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Bille Joe Armstrong and 'Hot' don't belong in the same
Dysnomia said:
David Byrne claims music cured his autism. No. He's still an autist. But let him have his thing.

Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach. He's headed towards cowdom as he gets progressively more nutty online. Just a few years ago he got into an autistic beef with William Shatner because Shatner used an emoticon that Bach thought, in a drunken haze, belonged to him. He will join in on Blabbermouth comments and start arguining with anyone who doesn't like his new music or says bad things about him. He's a total methed up drunken sperg. I used to watch his Youtube channel and it's a wonder his heart hasn't exploded yet from all the jumping around and shouting about everything.

He's also a major Kisstard. Watch his MTV Cribs episode. Mercyfully that entire house was destroyed in a hurricaine and there's a video of him recovering Kisstard trinkets while acting like a retarded lunatic.
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Sad to watch Sebastian become an E-boomer. I really love Skid Row. However if you include every old musician that's acting like a tard online, you'll have a long list.
 
3rd thread about musical lolcows. I checked the others, and they were mainly for famous guys. I'd like a thread dedicated to those 20 subscriber joker types.

Here's one lunatic I follow.

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Angel Song Lyrics Video

Robert sings about a angel while playing guitar.
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Also shout out to Timothy James Byrne, but sadly he's inactive now after being sectioned and told to stay off the Internet. Probably due to him thinking shop workers and builders were stalking him, and eventually losing it and getting his cock out on Twitter. Only posts short clips of himself on walks now, no more music.
 
Surprised to not see David Allen Coe on this list
 
Otep's a mentally-ill lesbian who has a reputation in the industry for being insanely difficult to work with, as well as being combative, aggressive, and defamatory. Her whole demeanor screams: "I was violently raped and I blame God and sexism for it."

When Trump was in office, it turned her crazy up to eleven and her political songs became so absurd that they were hilarious. I haven't bothered to check her opinion on Creepy Joe because her dedication to being anti-rightwing seemingly knew no bounds.
 
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