🤝 Community lolcow.farm - /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan; cuckqueaning enthusiasts

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I feel like I woke up in an alternate universe. This is the most fascinating case of the horseshoe theory I've ever seen. I can't look away. It's like the 4chumblr ship was real and they had a baby. It wants to piss off the normies, gtfo, hates gays, but also feminism and the most anti-recovery attitude I've ever seen. Like this isn't just venting, this isn't even the "anti recovery" mental illness blogs on Tumblr, this is... this is another level. I can't stop staring. It literally is the chans and Tumblr's bastard child.
Gangster Talk said:
This is such a surreal place. It's really like looking into a bizarro dimension of chan culture.

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NORMIES WHO CAN GET BFS GET OUT DICKS OR GTFO REEEEE

Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Kiwi Farms is the female Kiwi Farms. Out of all of the *Chan subculture sites, this one probably comes the closest to being 50/50 male/female.
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I'd agree. I'd say it also has a large LGBTQIA+ community, it's just they never mention it on threads, giving the appearance we're all cishet.

Medicated said:
I'm amazed that on one board they can make fun of others, and then on the other, you find out they might be the people they are posting about?

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There seems to be a lot of self hate on this board, though. This isn't too surprising.

Alpha Loves You said:
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Whether they're right or not, the paranoia on that site is unreal.
And OP was right, none of them are ever getting laid
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This always annoyed me on boards.

"Have you ever experienced this gendered experience?"
"Yes, I have."
"Lol no you haven't, you're just pretending."

"What gender are you?"
"I'm X."
"Wrong, you're lying, gtfo."

Like why even make that accusation? What is the point?
 
CriscoRocket said:
And that’s why chan posters will never get laid and the only time someone willingly touches them it’ll be a necrophiliac burglar at a coroner’s office.
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going straight for "MUH VIRGIN NECKBURR" on a himalayan dousing rod conclave, do you expect me to believe you're a successful and socially well-adjusted individual if you're sperging on kiwifarms about being banned on a chan
 
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going straight for "MUH VIRGIN NECKBURR" on a himalayan dousing rod conclave, do you expect me to believe you're a successful and socially well-adjusted individual if you're sperging on kiwifarms about being banned on a chan
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Look at where I live, I can speak and write in relatively coherent English, do you think I’m going to go rut like a animal in heat with the evolutionary throwbacks around here?
I weigh less than 400 pounds, I’m a freak to them.
 
CriscoRocket said:
Look at where I live, I can speak and write in relatively coherent English, do you think I’m going to go rut like a animal in heat with the evolutionary throwbacks around here?
I weigh less than 400 pounds, I’m a freak to them.
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And that’s why you will never get laid and the only time someone willingly touches you it’ll be a necrophiliac burglar at a coroner’s office.

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xxXDxx said:
And that’s why you will never get laid and the only time someone willingly touches you it’ll be a necrophiliac burglar at a coroner’s office.

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Nah, I have cousins downstate I fuck now and then. It is Indiana, incest is best.


If I knew someone irl who modded a board that decided to harshly exclude someone over their very first mistake, I’d stop being friends with them.
Anyone that unforgiving over nothing is not doing a single fucking thing about their mental illness and can’t be trusted.
 
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I felt bad for 2.5 seconds and then remembered that the mod protecting their heaping mass of pulsating autism probably looked like this picture, only with severe acne scars and a rancid pussy stench that could defeat Superman.
Most people have a strong, instinctual revulsion to ultra dykes and it’s healthy and normal. Military types know that clustering 6-8 shots in the center mass should put it down long enough to get a grenade close enough to it to finish it off.
 
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krautkid said:
I used to frequent this board but I just went back there for a bit and they've ramped the man hate up to an 12 from about 2-ish.
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World is copying Hollywood.... Even the female-hosted SAG Awards proved tonight it stands for She's Amazing Guysnot.
 
I used to namefag with every post and start them all with "Speaking as a male," and end them all with "and that's why I'd do this girl you hate, who isn't really even a lolcow" and the admin used to complain that I could fill up 90% of her mod queue with a single post.

Fat pissy mad bitches lol.
 
Does anyone else think a lot of lolcow anons have issues with sex? Not in terms of being abused in the past etc, but they sperg out about women having sex constantly, especially if they do anything that's not vanilla. I think the anons on there just hate men and any woman that's not a virgin fembot.
 
fuckbitchesgetmoney said:
Does anyone else think a lot of lolcow anons have issues with sex? Not in terms of being abused in the past etc, but they sperg out about women having sex constantly, especially if they do anything that's not vanilla. I think the anons on there just hate men and any woman that's not a virgin fembot.
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The site is more or less a female incel site. Half the threads are swooning over men they can never have and the other half are bitching about men that commit the crime of simply existing.
 
fuckbitchesgetmoney said:
Does anyone else think a lot of lolcow anons have issues with sex? Not in terms of being abused in the past etc, but they sperg out about women having sex constantly, especially if they do anything that's not vanilla. I think the anons on there just hate men and any woman that's not a virgin fembot.
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Like all image boards, anything that looks like a 'general consensus of opinion' is usually just 3-4 screeching speds posting over and over again, just like how all of /cow/ isn't obsessively shitting their pants in rage over Null. Lolcow Farmers are definitely autistic outcasts, but the shrieking man-hate and cobwebbed vaginas is probably just down to a few of them being really loud about it.
 
fuckbitchesgetmoney said:
Does anyone else think a lot of lolcow anons have issues with sex? Not in terms of being abused in the past etc, but they sperg out about women having sex constantly, especially if they do anything that's not vanilla. I think the anons on there just hate men and any woman that's not a virgin fembot.
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World is copying Hollywood.... Even the female-hosted SAG Awards proved tonight it stands for She's Amazing Guysnot.
 
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