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I don’t need to talk to men in real life because lolcow.farm will tell me everything I need to know. Thank you, lolcow.farm. :):heart-full:
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What males won't tell you is that they love stank. Girls selling used underwear make more money than some licensed physicians and in any written erotica for men there's a mention of stank pussy, they say it's gross to piss women off but they literally love it. Hetero men are unable to resists the female pheromones of an unwashed pussy and it enrages them. Reminds them of how they're merely extensions of their dicks. Sweat, slime, blood, urine, excrement... you name it. Boys love everything gross and they don't stop when they're all grown up. The average male wants nothing more than to have his neck broken by a gal who hasn't washed herself in months. They want to clean smegma out of clit hoods like dogs licking peanut butter. Masculine men (bodybuilders) eat so much tuna because it's a socially acceptable way to sniff used underwear. They could easily just eat chicken or protein powder instead, but no—what they want is STANK PUSSY. A real man would gulp down a diva cup like a goblet filled with the finest wine. He would pull out your tampon with his teeth and replace the olive in his martini with it. He would chew on the clots like gum. Gag himself with an XXL nighttime maxi pad, inserting a tampon in each nostril. He wouldn't eat anything else until you're done menstruating.

The fascination with "squirting" stems from the inherently male desire to drink piss. They want to be claimed with the smell of their masters like dogs rolling around in a puddle of piss. This is their way of telling other men that they were picked by a woman.

Their instinctual desire to be violated and claimed by bodily fluids makes men cranky. This is why they're so sensitive about "stank." They're lying, demented whores driven to insanity by their own hormones. They're yaoi omegas in heat and unwashed women are their alphas. The reason so many people can't get their pussy eaten is douching. When a woman loses her smell, she strips herself of authority and identity. She castrates herself into manhood and therefore gets no scrotes.

Tidr, you should piss in his mouth.
 
*note: this might belong better within the AI thread, I'm not sure, you tell me

AI has become insanely good at mimicking the speech patterns of LCF users, here's an example of a comment it can write there I wrote with it (note: I haven't posted there this but I posted there many MANY stuff using AI, but the comment I written here apart from parts I say are AI written, were written by me exclusively):

God, I'm so fucking tired of seeing you retards argue about whether liking slightly masculine women makes you a dyke or not. Yes, Becky, if you want to fuck a woman who wears flannel and has short hair, you're probably not as straight as you think you are. No amount of "I just appreciate the aesthetic!!!" is going to change the fact that you're rubbing your clit to thoughts of your gym crush with the biceps.​
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And then there's the opposite side of the coin: the nonas who are basically handmaidens in disguise, screeching "NOT ALL MEN" whenever someone points out that scrotes are, in fact, garbage. We get it, your Nigel is "different." He still leaves his skidmarked underwear on the floor and expects you to suck his dick after a 12-hour shift though, doesn't he?​
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I swear some of you just come here to argue in circles about the same dumb shit day after day while the site slowly dies. Maybe log off and touch grass instead of spending 6 hours defending your honor against anons who think your taste in fictional characters is cringe. Just saying.​

What do you think? How well did it learn doing impressions of the female farm? Bc to me as an outsider lurker of LCF it looks exactly like the LCF writing style, but even more LCF than your average LCF. It's absurd right? Also I didn't use chatgpt, gemini, Claude nor copilot and neither did I use deepseek or any other Chinese LLM, let's see who guesses which AI I used for this LCF comment/post demonstration
 
hara said:
Here is an example of an actual comment of LCF not written by me nor the AI: Link

Don't you see the similarity between the indented section that the AI wrote for me in my previous comment?
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You're a faggot and you should kill yourself. Leave women's spaces alone.
 
Blackhole said:
You're a faggot and you should kill yourself. Leave women's spaces alone.
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But I do that for a good purpose, that is to learn and analyze women's behavior bc I'm autistic af retarded ESL that doesn't get along even with people of my own sex, aka men, let alone the opposite sex, aka women

The Grognard said:
The last thing imageboards need is more AI slop.
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well, but how can it be a slop when it's so accurate? hmmm...? and what, would it any better if I said, "hey guys look at my LCF impression I totally wrote myself without AI" and then copy pasted what the AI wrote to me? and come on don't treat me like I'm total retard, I can send you a robotic arm I made that I totally didn't plagiarize from some jeet on YT in SWX for CAD/3D modeling/3D printing related stuff, all you need is an ability to open .sldprt and .sldasm files. If I'm able to follow tutorials then I'm clearly not a severe retard, just a mild case of it
 
Anyone got a thread to recommend I read? I'm bored and sometimes the cows exclusive to lolcow.farm can be funny.
 
TokiBun said:
Anyone got a thread to recommend I read? I'm bored and sometimes the cows exclusive to lolcow.farm can be funny.
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Literally just click anything. It's all batshit. As a respectful moid, I do not post there, but every thread is full of foid insanity.
 
TokiBun said:
Anyone got a thread to recommend I read? I'm bored and sometimes the cows exclusive to lolcow.farm can be funny.
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The Courn thread has been good. It's a new faster moving thread. It's also not depressing like a lot of current lolcows because there's no child or animal abuse going on.

A short synopsis is that the bitch used to be nomie beigecore then during covid decided she was an autistic maximalist non binary. She makes videos talking about stimming and meltdowns as if she's a giga tard. Has a poor normal seeming man servant of a husband who is probably blindsided by his wife's descent into being an ugly nut job.
 
athousandrustynails said:
The Courn thread has been good. It's a new faster moving thread. It's also not depressing like a lot of current lolcows because there's no child or animal abuse going on.

A short synopsis is that the bitch used to be nomie beigecore then during covid decided she was an autistic maximalist non binary. She makes videos talking about stimming and meltdowns as if she's a giga tard. Has a poor normal seeming man servant of a husband who is probably blindsided by his wife's descent into being an ugly nut job.
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Oh yeah I've read her threads they were great! Especially when they found her abandoned podcast lmao
 
Blackhole said:
If you actually respected women you wouldn't use misogynist slang. :sadwaifu:
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You dumb fucking idiot, I am saying I respect their forum rules and I will not post there as a male.

You goddamn fucking moron.

You are so fucking stupid you apparently can't understand the concept of respecting women in general but insulting specific women who are stupid as fuck.
 
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