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The 2023 Lolcow Awards are in! See my previous post for the nominees. I'll more or less copy how it's presented by the Admin. As you can see, Shaytards swept 3 categories. The pictures are nice, especially the "KIWI TARDS OUT."

The results are in! Click here to see the winners of the 2023 Lolcow Awards!
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Thank you for casting your votes!

Beating out the 7 days of Kwanzaa, the 8 days of Hanukkah, and the 12 days of Christmas, we bring you the 15 Lolcow Awards! This year we had typical ups and downs with our cows churning out milk some weeks and going bone dry others. We faced tinfoiling and fears that the site would face another Bunker Thread. We laughed, we cried, we drew and we watched moovies. Many of you beat SpaceX’s record as your sides have been launched into orbit endlessly over the cows we celebrate today. So, Merry Milkmas and a Happy New Year! You can view the full results of the voting by clicking here! (Google Doc link)

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Best milk: Shayna confirming her breast implant, titfoiler retribution

The speculation has finally been confirmed, and all titfoilers have received a presidential pardon. Read the start of the implant confirmation saga below:
>>>/snow/1833608

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Worst milk: The entirety of /w/

Lolitas and cosplayers prove themselves again to be the nitpickiest of nickpickers, no matter how much time wears on. If you’d like to find solace in the fact that you’ve never zoomed in to Weenus’s pores or inspected the background of Jillybean’s photos, click here: >>>/w/

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Favourite cow: Shayna

She's the unkempt "bimbo" trainwreck that we just can't look away from! View her most recent thread here:
>>>/snow/1945497

And if you find yourself craving more, make your way to the hidden board…

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Worst cow(s): All troons in the TIM thread

If you feel like ruining your day, spend some time gawking at their most recent thread here:
>>>/snow/1947937

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Biggest plot twist: Chris-chan being freed and finding love

Experience the shock and horror of this plot twist for yourselves by scrolling his thread:
>>>/pt/912168

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Horrorcow: Lucinda

Unicorns have never been so terrible. Steel yourselves before visiting her most recent thread below (viewer discretion is advised):
>>>/snow/1775242

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Best troll: None, because they're all unfunny attention whores that are the cancer destroying this board

You voted, and you rightfully drew the conclusion that we should not be awarding the worst among us. May every troll be forced to touch grass in 2024!

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Worst troll: Kiwitards

When the kiwis get bored of their home on DreamHost Cloudflare VanwaTech they sometimes like to visit the farm. If you want to get mad at the internet and see what kind of high quality users you can join on Kiwifarms (unless you’re in New Zealand), give https://lolcow.farm/rita.html a read.

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Best user-created content: The whole site (we survived into 2024 girls)

Thank you for all of your contributions to the site this year!

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Best user-created content: Honourable mention to Kikomi, for coming in a close second place!

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Best comeback: PT's milk renaissance

This year she has been molested by ghosts, taken Walmart testosterone, been fired from Lowe's for fighting the twansphobes, and she rocks and thrusts with her phantom stomach penis. She may claim to be a man but she will always been our queen!

Enjoy the milk in her most recent thread:
>>>/pt/918599

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Best comment: Shaytan autism

Grab your overnight oats and make your way to this lolcow.farm heritage post here:
>>>/snow/1684490

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Best poster(s): All nonnies who have made funny and insightful posts this year

We love to see the holiday spirit flourish among anons. Who else would understand Hall is the blond one?

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Worst poster(s): Twitter/TikTok tourists who won't integrate

With their short attention spans and aversion to reading, our tourists don’t seem to even know the word “imageboard.” The bad news is they won’t make it far enough to know we made a pixel art stamp to mock them, but the good news is we won’t get #canceled by the flavor of the week.

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Best redtext: "Sex work isn't real work" glitter redtext

Does more need to be said? It’s nice to hear the truth. For a fun night in, hit the camgirl threads >>>/snow/1904192 and have a scavenger hunt!

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Worst redtext: Nitpicking

Farmers love to do it, and apparently hate to be banned for it. We won't be relaxing the rules, so enjoy all your nitpicking bans in the year ahead!

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Maricón de Mierda said:
Horrorcow: Lucinda

Unicorns have never been so terrible. Steel yourselves before visiting her most recent thread below (viewer discretion is advised):
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Prior to clicking the thread: "Oh, please. It can't be that bad."

After clicking the thread: "Hey, that's a nice creepy looking doll there. Do they customize them li-what do you mean that's not a doll?"
 
I don't get what constitutes nitpicking in these peoples' minds. It's a rule that seems arbitrarily enforced. The majority of the site is nitpicking comments.
 
athousandrustynails said:
I don't get what constitutes nitpicking in these peoples' minds. It's a rule that seems arbitrarily enforced. The majority of the site is nitpicking comments.
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I like to browse lolcow but you need to wade through lots of “stop seething over the milk you fat tranny” when someone asks a question or makes an autistic joke
 
BlueSpark said:
An unusually sweet post from a nonny:

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Sounds like she’s mentally preparing to join the FB moms group, fire up the “my whole world” memes and leave behind her bitter, catty nonnie ways for the next sixteen years until she stumbles upon her teenager leaving a catty comment about some AI augmented pop star and the cycle begins anew.
 
What interesting about lurking the camgirl lolcow thread is the posters have quite a detailed idea of the backend of camgirl work. What the bonuses are, the rankings etc, what the probable monthly earnings are. Some even make camgirl to OF earning comparisons. Talk of marketing strategies. Tells me a lot of these posters are also camgirls or former camgirls. I guess once you are in that world you can really get wrapped up in it. Competing against other Women.

 
I love these creatures. the girls on lolcow.farm are fascinating to me.
I introduced a girl I'm dating to the .farm and she seemed utterly enraptured. I saw her get brain-worms in real time.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
Prior to clicking the thread: "Oh, please. It can't be that bad."

After clicking the thread: "Hey, that's a nice creepy looking doll there. Do they customize them li-what do you mean that's not a doll?"
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It's like if Eugina Coony and cracky chan put on the potara ear rings. Looks like a whoville escapee.
 
reeeeeeeeeeeemoid said:
Some former mods have accused Ashley Jankowski of being the current and former admin of lolcow.farm since 2019. Evidence of this seems circumstantial at best, but the LCF mods reacted strangely to the posts, vindicating the posters. All mentions of Ashley were deleted from the original LCF /meta/ thread, users discussing this were permabanned without explanation and the rules were hastily changed as a result of this. Other small IBs have also banned discussion as they fear being spammed.
More information here:
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>crystal.cafe
>"this is an IB for women"
>see a Lain banner
no way no fucking way ahahahahahahahaha
 
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