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I've never been banned from a site for writing the wrong way before.
 
athousandrustynails said:
I did too, I considered making a post about it here but considered that maybe it was par for the course for LCF, glad to know it's not just me who found it a new tier of unhinged for them. Was it pictures on the front page for you too?
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Yes. I figured it was just fanart and I was curious. I need to learn to to not be such a curious cat.
 
Fat and Balding said:
Next time you get banned you can just post about it on your tumblr blog.
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I'm sorry for using the thread about lolcow.farm to discuss lolcow.farm
tygressofaera said:
Usually the bans are for a few hours. Just sit it out. Integration is part of the culture.
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What does that even mean? I got a 7 day ban. I have never been on a site that requires you to alter your writing style. That's fucking insane.
 
Echinacea said:
Not all of us are NPCs. I'm sorry you've never had an original thought in your life. Go post in an "i love jannies" thread or something
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Look, LC is overmoderated as fuck, but if you’re too retarded to integrate, you deserve the ban. You’re not supposed to be able to tell posters apart. A 7 day ban probably means you were fagging up the thread super hard. Just stop being an attention whore.
 
SaidTheSpider said:
This argument can be settled pretty easily. Tell us what you posted in the first place that got you banned, and we'll decide if you deserved it.
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Someone here on Kiwifarms PMed me and suggested I post there about the Chinese cat torture networks. They said people there might be interested. I have no idea how this is spam since the Feline Guardians doesn't ask for donations. Tbh it just makes me kinda sad someone would do this when we just want to save cats.

Tell me if this looks like spam to you.
 
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Why is this thread turning into the lolcow farm defense force? It's a weird site that bans people all the time for dumb reasons.
 
Echinacea said:
Someone here on Kiwifarms PMed me and suggested I post there about the Chinese cat torture networks. They said people there might be interested. I have no idea how this is spam since the Feline Guardians doesn't ask for donations. Tbh it just makes me kinda sad someone would do this when we just want to save cats.

Tell me if this looks like spam to you.
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You got banned because you dropped links to FG three times in quick succession in the same thread when no one asked for it and the thread wasn't about animal abuse. It doesn't need to be a donation request to be spam.
 
tygressofaera said:
This same content was spammed on the site a couple months ago. It was in a dozen different threads. Same image and everything.
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Wasn't me doing it. I hadn't posted on lolcow since January prior to yesterday.

That is hilarious though. My posts were so distinct and full of personality they confused me with an entirely different person! :lol:

SaidTheSpider said:
You got banned because you dropped links to FG three times in quick succession in the same thread when no one asked for it and the thread wasn't about animal abuse. It doesn't need to be a donation request to be spam.
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That is not what spamming is.

I posted about boycotting China IN A THREAD ABOUT BOYCOTTING THINGS. Janny bootlicker.

melty said:
Why is this thread turning into the lolcow farm defense force? It's a weird site that bans people all the time for dumb reasons.
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Omg newfag. You need to integrate. Your writing style is too distinct. Your post has been reported. Enjoy your ban.
 
Echinacea said:
I'm sorry for using the thread about lolcow.farm to discuss lolcow.farm
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You're not discussing LCF you're whining about what a retard you are to the point you're identifiable even here, a place that had no clue who you even were before revealing you are even a halal cow on LCF itself.
 
AnOminous said:
You're not discussing LCF you're whining about what a retard you are to the point you're identifiable even here, a place that had no clue who you even were before revealing you are even a halal cow on LCF itself.
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No, I discussed lolcow. Pointing out their insane moderation is fair game. I don't think I've ever posted on a site that asks you to change your writing style before.

But don't let that stop you from like farming.
 
Echinacea said:
Someone here on Kiwifarms PMed me and suggested I post there about the Chinese cat torture networks.
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Oh you're the one who started an infight in the boycott thread and then posted in the cat thread after people ignored you. Just wait your ban out or find somewhere else to spam your "activism." Non-stop posting about it is considered personalityfagging btw.
 
Echinacea said:
Wasn't me doing it. I hadn't posted on lolcow since January prior to yesterday.

That is hilarious though. My posts were so distinct and full of personality they confused me with an entirely different person! :lol:
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If your ban was simple janny retardation, that's too bad. But 7 days is minor, especially since it's a website you use infrequently enough that you haven't posted in 4 months. So why are you so mad that you're complaining on multiple sites and getting into fights with KF users? You're turning yourself into a laughing stock for no reason.

EDIT: Uhhhhh why are almost all your posts about cat torture rings? Here's just a sampling:

cat torture rings autist.webp
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
[girls not understanding anatomy and intercourse]
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These kinds of stories are so funny and nostalgic to me lol. When I was a kid I had a book that tried to explain the concept honestly but in a kid-friendly way, except they assumed prior knowledge/left out details, so I believed that all males had an approximately 2 inch soft plain flesh stick between their legs that would somehow automatically detect if it was inside a man's wife and temporarily empower him to "pee out" sperm to meet the egg, which I thought just sat in the womb all the time. I did not know about erections, what a penis really looked like, testes, thrusting, or pleasure. I also specifically remember being a preteen and learning about circumcision from a boy and feeling absolutely in disbelief at the idea that most males had part of their default penis surgically removed and it was just considered a normal thing that nobody had ever brought up before this kid had tried to flirt with me. I really thought he was making it up to mess with me.
 
It's a cliched comparison now, but the site is a lot like reddit in that they just make up rules to ban or delete shit the jannies don't like. I wish I saved it, but I remember seeing a poster berate another for capitalizing too many words in a post.

Perhaps they should release an official style guide?
 
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