🎭 Dramacow Liz Henry - Fat af slacktivist, bad parent, CecilyK orbiter with terrible eyebrows.

[buffaloWildWings]

I think the idea is seeing toothbrushes reminds you of telling your kid, who was killed in a shooting, to brush his teeth.

Her child identified as a toothbrush.
Oral hygiene instrument lives matter!
Save our trans-toothbrush children,

 

[RI 360]

Liz finds them so triggering she abstains from using them leading to her teeth falling out of her fucking mouth. So cute and quirky.

Dentists are extortionists, so even if I did have insurance and even if I wasn’t a failure, I wouldn’t be able to pay for the royalty sounding treatments they give dental work. Think about it: crown, bridge, root canals, all that sedation; you’re paying to be a character in a whimsical fairy tale involving your teeth and their torture. I am of the peasant caste, I know my place.

But last week, half my tooth slipped away like Snow White drops her apple — it plain fell the fuck out of my mouth. And then the fear kicked in along with my unwavering commitment to being right; and I became certain I was mixing the foundation to the yellow brick road of gummy blowjobs for life.

The pain started a week later and it was unbearable–I’d rather twirl the weight of my body from a pencil in my eye than deal with tooth pain ever again. My two greatest joys–eating and sleeping–became impossible, so I wound up spending all of my time gulping handfuls of Advil and Tylenol, pacing like an autistic and not fearing death, whatsoever. I dialed the county dental clinic and my appointment was set for two days later.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

And I bet she expected her dad to do if simply because he's a male and that's what the male gender is suppose to do.

yep, folk like this are not just predictable but also massive (lol) hypocrites

We need to criminalize the obesity acceptance movement and throw all of the members into a sort of fat concentration camp until they are normal. These lardasses are merely justifying their refusal to do anything for their health while trying to shame us for stating the truth. And a lot of these fuckers either are on Medicare/Medicaid or otherwise have their inevitable hospitalizations and treatments subsidized by everyone else. And they go on to have children, often with other fat people, and so the cycle continues.

or deport them to eastern Europe or Russia, which amounts to pretty much the same thing

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Liz finds them so triggering she abstains from using them leading to her teeth falling out of her fucking mouth. So cute and quirky.

I honestly cannot believe what I just read. Dentistry is extortion and the procedures are coded to appeal to people who like the idea of being in fairy tales. She's a goddamned idiot.

But even when she's making sense I still can't believe what I just read. A tooth fell out of her mouth and she does nothing because she thinks she's too poor for dental work, which is only for rich people in live in some mythical fairy tale land. She imagines what blowjobs will be like with no teeth. The pain gets too much and she calls the country dental office, which evidently she could have afforded all along but we can only assume she preferred to spend the money stuffing herself on processed spreads that come in jars, buying lots of makeup and similar.

She and Cecily Kellogg really were made for each other. Maybe one day they will fall in girl love and the Internet will break under the weight of their collective smugness, stupidity and enormous asses.

Also Liz's site devoted to geekery reminds me of Cecily's much hyped site devoted to women in STEM that never got off the ground despite her constant shilling of the site everywhere she could jabber about it. You blog, you dipshit. You have sexual fantasies about whoever is playing Dr Who and the latest cast of superhero movies, and you post crap on blogging and microblogging sites. That is not being a geek. That's being a middle-aged woman. You can be both, but neither Cess nor Lizzie are close to the cut-off.

 

[AnOminous]

She and Cecily Kellogg really were made for each other. Maybe one day they will fall in girl love and the Internet will break under the weight of their collective smugness, stupidity and enormous asses.

I once accidentally responded to one of their threads talking about the other but when I noticed, realized it didn't even matter.

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

Liz finds them so triggering she abstains from using them leading to her teeth falling out of her fucking mouth. So cute and quirky.

So... according to her, doctors are extortionists for charging money for rendering services, despite the fact it costs a lot of money to become a doctor and set up and maintain a practice... Self-serving fuck. I bet if she was a doctor she'd have no problem charging people to be treated and examined.

"so I wound up spending all of my time gulping handfuls of Advil and Tylenol"

She's lucky she didn't get a perforated ulcer or liver damage (acetaminophen) from doing that. NSAIDS can and will drill holes in your gut if you abuse them severely.

But even when she's making sense I still can't believe what I just read. A tooth fell out of her mouth and she does nothing because she thinks she's too poor for dental work, which is only for rich people in live in some mythical fairy tale land. She imagines what blowjobs will be like with no teeth. The pain gets too much and she calls the country dental office, which evidently she could have afforded all along but we can only assume she preferred to spend the money stuffing herself on processed spreads that come in jars, buying lots of makeup and similar.

She's a god damned moron. I do think more insurance plans should cover at least routine dental exams and preventative services, but it's not like the lower and middle classes have no options. It's actually very easy to enroll in a dental discount plan (it's like insurance, only simpler and more straight forward) and have what you need done discounted. I had dental concerns a while back, and enrolled in one and went to see a dentist who was in their network. The exam and cleaning cost combined were under $200. Would have been a couple hundred more if I had needed a filling, maybe twice that for a root canal. Very nice service, too. That's hardly extortion.

Of course, she likely wouldn't have had any of that had she at least brushed her teeth regularly and taken other steps to prevent cavities.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm very much sure had health been a factor/care she would have and could have figured a way to get to a dentist.

The loss of a tooth equals ass pats, and a right to complain. Now teeth don't just fall out of normal healthy people so we know her life style was part of it if not all of it.

The true terror is the fact she lost a tooth can be spun into something good griping about the system and having people feel bad for her. Those ass pats will stop coming in after a few hours and you'll still have a gaping hole in your jaw, br-fucking-vo.

The one part made me chuckle my two joys in life of eating and sleeping... no wonder your health is shit.

 

[RI 360]

Here we have Liz engaging in a witch hunt (featuring special guest, CecilyK). All older women are guilty for voting for Trump until otherwise proven innocent. Apparently women not voting for women is punishable by rape and death or some shit. In other news, if you sign up for her newsletter she's supposed to write a weekly story just for subscribers. This has happened exactly zero times since I signed up in October. She was also doing an October giveaway for subscribers which never came to fruition, I guess she ate all the candy herself.

Spoiler: large image

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Liz saying Hillary didn't campaign on being a woman.

This cow literally can't grasp that many women could not bring ourselves to vote for a woman who pandered to us by saying she was like our Abuela (Spanish for Grandmother).
While doing absolutley nothing to help our communities and actually making them worse.

 

[Bassomatic]

What a progressive and tolerant idea to racially profile people more so than Trump ever did.

I love the claim "if my mom could have voted for HRC anyone could" You are right, anyone who's over 18 a citizen and not a felon could have voted for HRC, but not enough people did for her to win. It's kinda simple? Like really simple?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Would it be weening to try to get into bed with a woman who comes out with things like that, then claim to have voted for the Donald afterwards? Better still, to yell out, "MAGA!!!!!!!" upon reaching the jester's shoes?

 

[RI 360]

Here's some more hyperventilating from Liz who's not wasted Clinton's defeat to virtue single to the extreme.

lol like you can afford that you self admitted broke piece of white trash.

I'm surprised none of her friends castrated her for sharing tea party literature, which makes me believe she didn't actually read it herself. She strikes me as someone who just last year would be howling about their covert and overt "racism."

And of course she wrote an article.

Spoiler: large image

Which confirms my previous suspicion. According to Liz, Hillary lost because racism won.

Didn’t we almost rise above a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-semitic white supremacy. Didn’t pussy almost grab back. Didn’t we almost listen to Black women. Didn’t we almost believe our white friends would protect us.
Didn’t we almost not repeat the Salem witch trials. Didn’t we almost not threaten a woman with violence to shut her up. Didn’t we almost believe her.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Here's some more hyperventilating from Liz who's not wasted Clinton's defeat to virtue single to the extreme.

lol like you can afford that you self admitted broke piece of white trash.

I'm surprised none of her friends castrated her for sharing tea party literature, which makes me believe she didn't actually read it herself. She strikes me as someone who just last year would be howling about their covert and overt "racism."

And of course she wrote an article.

Spoiler: large image

Which confirms my previous suspicion. According to Liz, Hillary lost because racism won.

Oh for fuck's sake. Hillary Clinton might have been the first woman to be a main party presidential candidate but that doesn't mean she'll be the last.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Here's some more hyperventilating from Liz who's not wasted Clinton's defeat to virtue single to the extreme.

lol like you can afford that you self admitted broke piece of white trash.

I'm surprised none of her friends castrated her for sharing tea party literature, which makes me believe she didn't actually read it herself. She strikes me as someone who just last year would be howling about their covert and overt "racism."

And of course she wrote an article.

Spoiler: large image

Which confirms my previous suspicion. According to Liz, Hillary lost because racism won.

I love how all these cows are so delusional they truly think ol pantsuit really cares about them.
When not so long ago she ran on a platform (calling black kids predators and against gay marriage) they are trying to put Trump's head on a spike over.

And a woman could have been sitting in the White House come January if they put forth any other woman but Hillary.

 

[Bassomatic]

Wait, so a bigoted CIS RICH WHITE person won and a RICH CIS WHITE person lost.... racism my friends. I am sure she would love to hear if you voted for Ben Carson. The logic bomb would be great to see.

She can't even pull cliche chimp outs right, Hillary lost because sexism is the go to cry.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Profiling goes two ways. If she's gonna insist all older women need to prove themselves to her, I suggest that older women should profile Liz. Until she proves otherwise I refuse to believe that Liz Henry, a fat and stupid and gross woman, has a job, can wipe her ass, or can touch her toes. Her friendship with Cecily also leads me to believe Liz is deeply in debt, is unable to tell a squash from a tomato, and has a FUPA odor on part with a Slaton. Until she demonstrates otherwise, Liz should consider herself Fat and Stupid profiled by me.

 

[Barbarella]

I think by the time a real woman is over 45, they have learned not to give a whit about what these immature SJWs think. They are not uninformed, stupid, senile, or money-grubbing anti-feminists. They just know the truth:

 

[Nehelenia]

I think by the time a real woman is over 45, they have learned not to give a whit about what these immature SJWs think. They are not uninformed, stupid, senile, or money-grubbing anti-feminists. They just know the truth:

I honestly can't think of any group in the West who actively and viciously hates women more than a lot of these so-called intersectional feminists Great, they only care about us if we agree with their politics.

Try listening to women outside of your circlejerk, too, Liz.

 

[Jaimas]

Profiling goes two ways. If she's gonna insist all older women need to prove themselves to her, I suggest that older women should profile Liz. Until she proves otherwise I refuse to believe that Liz Henry, a fat and stupid and gross woman, has a job, can wipe her ass, or can touch her toes. Her friendship with Cecily also leads me to believe Liz is deeply in debt, is unable to tell a squash from a tomato, and has a FUPA odor on part with a Slaton. Until she demonstrates otherwise, Liz should consider herself Fat and Stupid profiled by me.

We've confirmed this. We have documents.

 

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