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- May 28, 2024
I'm a lot greener and working on a smaller a scale than others by the sounds of it but the lady and I only do it for a bit of fun and something to occupy out time productively. We were both farm kids and with the way shit's been going (crime out of control, cop helicopters over the house every night etc) were keen on getting the fuck out of the city and going hermit mode in the middle of nowhere. All a bit different being on the adult side of this shit (and learning all the shit I never had to consider) but easily the best decision of my life outside bagging the missus.
We have 13 chooks, mix of isas, reds, astros and one i'm not sure what it is but it looks like it might be a leghorn/wyandotte cross. We don't even really keep them for the eggs, we flog most of them off to neighbors and locals and they aren't meat birds (i CBFd processing them and we don't eat enough chicken for it to be worth it). They free-range around the property during the day then go into a secured coop overnight. We copped some pretty bad storms in our first couple of months here and really fortified their coop so outside a bear attack, no fucker is getting into the thing. Have found them really good at cleaning up bugs, spiders, grubs etc. Had a bad case of lawn grub in the front yard, let them in there for a couple of weeks and the grub was gone and the yard manured with chook shit. They have cleaned up all the shit living under the house and I watched one of them catch and eat a mouse. One of the boys even nailed a small red belly.
Here are my chook questions:
- Integrating pullets?, we have a segregated section in the pen setup to house new pullets but am unsure when we should be opening it up and letting them integrate with the oldies? They seem a bit hostile toward each other through the fence so I am expecting some dust ups and lost feathers, not sure if there is a way to minimise / mitigate this and make the transition smoother? The size difference just seems a bit unfair at the moment to be letting them jump into a royal rumble.
- Opinion on wing clipping? our originals came with their wings already hard clipped because their primaries never really came good, the newer ones still have theirs and I really don't see any reason to clip theirs, is there something I am missing?
Moving on, I have sectioned off ~8 acres toward the back of the property and plan to run ~5 head on it, its divided up as I have a well so plan to irrigate and move them around. While I mentioned wild storms previously, its been ~4 months since our last rain and easily over 6 since we had a downpour that would add anything meaningful to the tanks, so I will need to irrigate or bring in feed. Sale yard isn't far away but I don't have any sort of loading/dump ramp setup yet so we're still a little bit off. Some of the fencing on our back run isn't great and we've had the neighbors steers getting in and out. Not a bad thing at the moment as they have kept it under control so I haven't had to slash, but definitely not good long term, mainly sagging lines they rub on and get twisted up then pop through the gap so isn't going to be hard to fix with some wire spacers and a bit of tensioning. This is a more long term goal/project though as there is other shit we need to do that is a higher priority.
Now, being most of you cunts would be rural or rual-ish, what are your best strats for genociding rats/mice? I am vehemently anti-poison as we have so much wildlife around us that eats them and I don't want to cause knock-ons and kill shit I like having around (I also don't want my house to stink of decomposing vermin). That said, the fuckers that have moved into my roof need to go. I have set traps but the fuckers are really weary of them and I'm sure the same one has been bit a couple of times before but escaped (see vid). I'm not sure what to do / where to go, I've tried the attractant shit in them, peanut butter, mixed grains, bread w/peanut butter and mixed grains, none of it seems to really pull them in. I'm almost at the point of letting the 12Ga fly and just dealing with repairing the roof if its going to nerf the fuckers.
/blogpost or whatever, please god help me with these fucking rats
We have 13 chooks, mix of isas, reds, astros and one i'm not sure what it is but it looks like it might be a leghorn/wyandotte cross. We don't even really keep them for the eggs, we flog most of them off to neighbors and locals and they aren't meat birds (i CBFd processing them and we don't eat enough chicken for it to be worth it). They free-range around the property during the day then go into a secured coop overnight. We copped some pretty bad storms in our first couple of months here and really fortified their coop so outside a bear attack, no fucker is getting into the thing. Have found them really good at cleaning up bugs, spiders, grubs etc. Had a bad case of lawn grub in the front yard, let them in there for a couple of weeks and the grub was gone and the yard manured with chook shit. They have cleaned up all the shit living under the house and I watched one of them catch and eat a mouse. One of the boys even nailed a small red belly.
Here are my chook questions:
- Integrating pullets?, we have a segregated section in the pen setup to house new pullets but am unsure when we should be opening it up and letting them integrate with the oldies? They seem a bit hostile toward each other through the fence so I am expecting some dust ups and lost feathers, not sure if there is a way to minimise / mitigate this and make the transition smoother? The size difference just seems a bit unfair at the moment to be letting them jump into a royal rumble.
- Opinion on wing clipping? our originals came with their wings already hard clipped because their primaries never really came good, the newer ones still have theirs and I really don't see any reason to clip theirs, is there something I am missing?
Moving on, I have sectioned off ~8 acres toward the back of the property and plan to run ~5 head on it, its divided up as I have a well so plan to irrigate and move them around. While I mentioned wild storms previously, its been ~4 months since our last rain and easily over 6 since we had a downpour that would add anything meaningful to the tanks, so I will need to irrigate or bring in feed. Sale yard isn't far away but I don't have any sort of loading/dump ramp setup yet so we're still a little bit off. Some of the fencing on our back run isn't great and we've had the neighbors steers getting in and out. Not a bad thing at the moment as they have kept it under control so I haven't had to slash, but definitely not good long term, mainly sagging lines they rub on and get twisted up then pop through the gap so isn't going to be hard to fix with some wire spacers and a bit of tensioning. This is a more long term goal/project though as there is other shit we need to do that is a higher priority.
Now, being most of you cunts would be rural or rual-ish, what are your best strats for genociding rats/mice? I am vehemently anti-poison as we have so much wildlife around us that eats them and I don't want to cause knock-ons and kill shit I like having around (I also don't want my house to stink of decomposing vermin). That said, the fuckers that have moved into my roof need to go. I have set traps but the fuckers are really weary of them and I'm sure the same one has been bit a couple of times before but escaped (see vid). I'm not sure what to do / where to go, I've tried the attractant shit in them, peanut butter, mixed grains, bread w/peanut butter and mixed grains, none of it seems to really pull them in. I'm almost at the point of letting the 12Ga fly and just dealing with repairing the roof if its going to nerf the fuckers.
/blogpost or whatever, please god help me with these fucking rats
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