Little, Illegal, Immigrant Lesbian: The Musical - Love Without Boarders & Fishy Smelling Fingers:20,000 From Feds and 400,000 from the NEA

It's really not what it sounds like, as a woman who likes men, I think these two would probably still be a turn-off.

The National Endowment for the Arts is spending $20,000 for a musical about a lesbian illegal immigrant who is in love with an ICE agent.

The San Francisco Mime Troupe, a self-described socialist theater group, received the funding in the first round of grants awarded under the Trump administration. Jane Chu is the current chairman of the NEA, who was appointed by former president Barack Obama in 2014.

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[RI 360]

At least it can't have anchor babies in this scenario.

 

[Golly]

So it's lesbian Les Mis if the sexual tension between Javert and Valjean actually went somewhere.

 

[Southern Belle]

Bitch on the left looks kinda like Anita Sarkeesian. Hoop earrings and all.

Edit: the "i'm old and used up and my gooch is dried up" low-quality porn version of her.

 

[_blank_]

It's like Romeo and Juliet for the 21st century... which essentially means next to no wit outside of spouting off three-year old memes, 40 times the entitlement, and absolutely no social cues whatsoever.

That said...

I expect it to be about 70 minutes of women different shades of brown singing (read: shrill shrieking in some semblance of a pattern) about double-ended dildos until they shoot each other's brains out at the end.

 

[Ruin]

And of course they both look more masculine than many actual men because progressiveness something something. I always wondered if actual lesbians are offended at every media depiction of them as hyper masculine gorilla faced goons because "fuck the patriarchal gaze" or whatever.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bitch on the left looks kinda like Anita Sarkeesian. Hoop earrings and all.

Because you can't be third-world without ridiculously large and tacky hoop earings. They're a status symbol for people with no status.
She also looks like she has mild microcephaly.

 

[Ido]

Sounds like someone read a few too many of those Nazi x Jew fanfictions and decided to modernize them.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

No joke I thought the chick on the right was a dude and got confused by the title.

 

[Hodor]

this sounds hilariously awful

 

[AnimuGinger]

No joke I thought the chick on the right was a dude and got confused by the title.

They're probably a stunning and brave true and honest transwoman. Make their love even more taboo.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Has anyone pointed out that Zaniyah is not even a hispanic name?
hell it even ends with an "H", that's not how spanish grammar works.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Has anyone pointed out that Zaniyah is not even a hispanic name?
hell it even ends with an "H", that's not how spanish grammar works.

It's Latinox, it doesn't have to abide by your patriarchy rules on grammer fucking shitlord.

 

[Ineedahero]

Bitch on the left looks kinda like Anita Sarkeesian. Hoop earrings and all.

Edit: the "i'm old and used up and my gooch is dried up" low-quality porn version of her.

This is the "i'm old and used up and my gooch is dried up" low-quality porn version of Anita Sarkeesian -

 

[Ronald Crump]

What happened to women on the left?

 

[AnOminous]

What happened to women on the left?

Oh, you don't know? I bet you actually do.

Maybe it's. . .

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Liberal arts was a mistake...

 

[Ineedahero]

What exactly is the San Francisco Mime Troupe doing putting on a musical anyway?

 

[friedshrimp]

Is Lin Manuel Miranda attached to the project?

It's Latinox, it doesn't have to abide by your patriarchy rules on grammer fucking shitlord.

The script was probably written by someone whose only exposure to Spanish is "taco" and "hola". They're not worth the time.

 

[Un Platano]

At least they stay true to their socialism- at a $20,000 budget, the cast isn't getting paid jack shit.