🐮 Lolcow Link's Queen (Updated with links!)

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SANEY I LOVE YOU BUT I NEED TO DOUBLE POST.

OP, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT THE DA IS HERS??
 
Reading through this fic I keep seeing some disturbing points I want to bring up:

1. Why does she think drinking and having rough sex while pregnant will make the baby stronger?
2. Why does she like comparing her sexual encounters to tiger's mating?
3. Why does she think fighting while in the third trimester is a good idea?
4. Why the hell is Link talking?

Seriously, she based this off of Ocarina of Time, so it would just be his usual screams/grunts...But then again, it was a "Dream" of hers.

Or wishful thinking.
 
Karen said:
Reading through this fic I keep seeing some disturbing points I want to bring up:
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I'll field these, point by point.

1. Why does she think drinking and having rough sex while pregnant will make the baby stronger?
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She's an idiot.

2. Why does she like comparing her sexual encounters to tiger's mating?
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She's an idiot.

3. Why does she think fighting while in the third trimester is a good idea?
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She's an idiot.

Karen said:
4. Why the hell is Link talking?
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She's a bad writer...and an idiot.
 
_blank_ said:
This worries me. If this is the case, I have worked with Links-Queen in the past on a dA group.... same group that I have spoken with Tom Preston and SigurdHosenfeld... shit, this world is getting ever-smaller...
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Interesting....did anything happen between the two of you?
 
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Secret Majora said:
Interesting....did anything happen between the two of you?
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I'm trying to find out any info I can to confirm this, but here's what I can tell you if I am correct. Back in the far away year of 2003, I joined dA. While there, I got involved with one of the Legend of Zelda groups, that I'm next to certain she was a founder of, if not a moderator of. Eventually I became the group leader due to the fact that she was a constant drama queen and essentially dropped the group into my lap.

Here's the thing though- back in 2010, all the old group's info was expunged when dA did one of their grandiose overhauls, and essentially converted all the old groups, which back in the day were just separate accounts multiple people maintained, into actual legit group accounts. I don't think she's a member listed in the group ranks, as she pretty much disappeared off the grid well before this time.
 
_blank_ said:
I'm trying to find out any info I can to confirm this, but here's what I can tell you if I am correct. Back in the far away year of 2003, I joined dA. While there, I got involved with one of the Legend of Zelda groups, that I'm next to certain she was a founder of, if not a moderator of. Eventually I became the group leader due to the fact that she was a constant drama queen and essentially dropped the group into my lap.

Here's the thing though- back in 2010, all the old group's info was expunged when dA did one of their grandiose overhauls, and essentially converted all the old groups, which back in the day were just separate accounts multiple people maintained, into actual legit group accounts. I don't think she's a member listed in the group ranks, as she pretty much disappeared off the grid well before this time.
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Yeah, her dA says she hasn't been on for about 20 weeks. Thanks for the info, Blank!
 
The thing I find funniest about MIL is that Link was created as a blank slate for the player to project themselves onto, and wasn't developed as his own character until surprisingly recently. Jen's ideal man is a guy who literally has no personality.
 
Petronella said:
The thing I find funniest about MIL is that Link was created as a blank slate for the player to project themselves onto, and wasn't developed as his own character until surprisingly recently. Jen's ideal man is a guy who literally has no personality.
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Yes, I couldn't agree more. While I love CDi Link, I'm gonna have to say, MIL's Link is the TRUE reason why Link should never talk.
 
I had almost forgotten about this nutjob. I used to have dramatic readings of this and My Immortal up, but I took them offline a few years ago. I had to do multiple takes at least five times during this one because I laughed so hard I started crying.
 
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