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I blame Lisa Frank.

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I'm not up on fag lore, but my guess is that it's because unicorns in contemporary media are viewed as rare, magical, and special. All of these things are what troons tell themselves they are otherwise they just have debilitating mental health issues.
If there’s any mythological creature that accurately resembles troons, it’s succubi. They’re ugly (the succubi of yore weren’t voluptuous demon babes like in most modern media I.E. World of Warcraft. Instead they looked like this), obsessed with sex and fucking them is bad for your health. Perfect match.
 
Probably a bit of a stupid question, but when did the Unicorn, a creature that’s supposed to represent PURITY, become associated with faggotry? No joke, an actual mythological/folkloric Unicorn would impale most of these fuckers on its horn as they utterly despised the impure.
It's been around because fags love unicorns in the same way girls do and they are associated with rainbows. I think the big spreader event was Glee Season 3, when the token gay of the show was running for class president and the dumb cheerleader ran his campaign on him being a "unicorn" because he was special and magical. He didn't like it, though. It was actually a unintentional good portrayal of "allies". He didn't want to be know as "GAY™".

 
There was a flaming gay guy in my high school and we had to go to his house to work on a project for US History one time, and he had like seven of those 90s girl unicorn posters in his room.

In medieval lore the unicorn was a Christ figure. protector of virgins and could purify poisoned streams by touching them.
 
If there’s any mythological creature that accurately resembles troons, it’s succubi. They’re ugly (the succubi of yore weren’t voluptuous demon babes like in most modern media I.E. World of Warcraft. Instead they looked like this), obsessed with sex and fucking them is bad for your health. Perfect match.
According to Peter J Carroll, succubi are technically male entities which take the form of women. Even more like trannies!
In medieval lore the unicorn was a Christ figure. protector of virgins
Jesus, it sounds like your pal's virginity was pretty well protected. I'd wouldn't go near someone who had more than one unicorn in his room.
 
Probably a bit of a stupid question, but when did the Unicorn, a creature that’s supposed to represent PURITY, become associated with faggotry? No joke, an actual mythological/folkloric Unicorn would impale most of these fuckers on its horn as they utterly despised the impure.
A "unicorn" is also a sex term for a submissive bisexual woman who is down to join another couple comprised of a hetero man and a bi woman for no-strings attached sex. They are so-named because of how rare they are.

While I'm sure the etymology is different, the irony isn't lost on my that troon activists have adopted a very common sex slang term to describe children.
 
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um, wouldn't that be succuguy (I think it's suckyouguy in Victorian English)
According to Peter J Carroll, succubi are technically male entities which take the form of women. Even more like trannies!
Incubus/Incubi are the male equivalent of succubi. In most folklore, they are separate creatures who nonetheless work together with the Succubus gathering sperm from men to give to the Incubus so they could rape women and make demon babies. However, in some folklore, they are indeed the same entity, shifting forms to suit their victims.
It's a pretty funny multi-level thing

faglore - we are special
folklore - strong fierce beast that can only be approached by the pure
actual - not real
Actually, they are real. They’re commonly known as rhinos & narwhals.😂
 
Incubus/Incubi are the male equivalent of succubi. In most folklore, they are separate creatures who nonetheless work together with the Succubus gathering sperm from men to give to the Incubus so they could rape women and make demon babies. However, in some folklore, they are indeed the same entity, shifting forms to suit their victims.
According to Peter Carroll:
Incubi and succubi are pre-existing entities created by other peoples' pathological sexuality. Incubi traditionally seek sexual intercourse with living females and succubi with males, often in sleep. However both forms are almost invariably male though succubi may make some slight attempt to disguise themselves as females. Unfortunately they are both predatory and stupid, with little power or motivation for anything but sex.
He's basically saying they're barely-sentient fuckboys which are made from a disembodied sexual urge floating around the astral realm.

Instead of believing in angels and demons and entities (oh my) , he believes in chaos magic, and that those various beings are stray thoughts given "life", or that they're deliberately created things in by the mind of the caster.
 
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Incubus/Incubi are the male equivalent of succubi.
troons however are pretty pretty ladies
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on second thought maybe the above is actually a harp-he


Actually, they are real. They’re commonly known as rhinos & narwhals.😂

narwhals don't actually exist, that just sailors seeing Sophie Labelle swimming at a distance
 
Fascinating stuff going on here - kids definitely need to know that they, too, could have had the wonderful opportunity to be chopped into bits and thrown into a dumpster. She/her likes chicken tenders, what a cutie silly billy!

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Of course the "abortion doula" has a pit bull. I wonder if he rides along to assist on some of her calls.
 
Fascinating stuff going on here - kids definitely need to know that they, too, could have had the wonderful opportunity to be chopped into bits and thrown into a dumpster. She/her likes chicken tenders, what a cutie silly billy!

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1.) Showing kids the glory of killing babies in utero is heinous
2.) She/her pronouns in the bio means it's a guy
3.) The tonal whiplash I feel when her quirky interest are listed off after her abortion bona fides is immense
4.) Noting her love of chicken tenders is redundant. We could already infer that when you said she was on the spectrum
 
The fuck is a doula, anyway? Is it one of these made-up tumblr genders?
Originally it was just a gal who you could pay to help keep you comfortable during childbirth. Rub your back, bring you drinks, basically things husbands are expected to do but if you have a doula you have two people attending to you instead of just one- or sometimes if the father is away in the military or whatever. The word is just Greek for "servant."

Now it's some kind of weird political thing, I see things out of the corner of my eye about it that are really baffling.
 
Probably a bit of a stupid question, but when did the Unicorn, a creature that’s supposed to represent PURITY, become associated with faggotry? No joke, an actual mythological/folkloric Unicorn would impale most of these fuckers on its horn as they utterly despised the impure.
they're dainty horses except for their rock hard horn and they hang out with fairies. and faggots.
 
Originally it was just a gal who you could pay to help keep you comfortable during childbirth. Rub your back, bring you drinks, basically things husbands are expected to do but if you have a doula you have two people attending to you instead of just one- or sometimes if the father is away in the military or whatever. The word is just Greek for "servant."

Now it's some kind of weird political thing, I see things out of the corner of my eye about it that are really baffling.
a midwife without any practical skills!
sort of the gender-studies major of childbirth
 
Calling children “littles”, showing off her horrible chest scars and wanting to teach kids about abortion is all very horrifying but for some reason what disturbs me the most is that Facebook status of “sorry I haven’t posted yet today about how horrible the world is, trust me I’m very scared and angry”. Like, actually apologizing for not meeting some expected norm of daily impotent lib doomposting. Imagine fucking living like that. I guess it’s just virtue signaling, trying to seem like you care very much and are So Sad and Scared TM, but clearly it becomes this echo chamber of hysterical negativity where god fucking forbid you seem unbothered or even happy for a single day. Don’t you know bad things are happening and the world is one big genocide of the Marginalized?!?!?

Many times reading kiwifarms or just seeing people being hyperbolic and performatively afraid, it reminds me of a great quote from the Tao Te Ching:
What the people fear, must be feared. O, desolation! Not yet, not yet has it reached its limit.
 
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