Life After Death

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AnOminous said:
Kiwis never cry. At least not about anything other than eternal virginity. And then we just rape someone to end that.
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Jokes on you, ever since the Farms was down I've been raping and pillaging with the Tower Hamlets Jihadmobile crew.
 
Null said:
A lot of people are wanting to send cheques or cash so I'm going to look into seeing if virtual offices can handle that. I know some will open, scan, and email you paper mail but I don't know how it works for cheques.
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You'll need a Virtual Assistant for that, but they can charge extra for depositing checks.
 
23 pages and not one of you faggots posted one of the most obvious musical numbers? You all disgust me.


I'm not so crazy to think we're suddenly out of the woods, crippling optimist that I tend to be, but I said it before the takedown and I'll say it again: For better or worse, I found change and calling on the Farms, and also for better or worse, I will always come back to it.

I might not always like it. I might not agree with all its methods or the people in charge of it. But I ain't no fair-weather poster, and I still believe in the spirit and purpose of the site, if nothing else, to remain loyal to it.

Semper fi, fellow Kiwis. Semper fi.
 
Null said:
LIC is literally a snitch for the federal government and his shit about me selling people out for non-crimes is textbook projection.
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And they the kiwis are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is Null and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the spergs, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Null. He wafts his fedora and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Null. He is dancing, dancing. He says that we will never die
 
To be honest, I wasn't worried. I always had a feeling the Farms would be back. Like a hydra which lost a head, we just grew two more.

Now, back to our usual business of laughing at exceptional spastics.
 
Eh, I did think Null was serious at first, but once I did some Google-fu and saw that Vordrak was behind it, I knew that although he's dangerous, he's stupid and petty too, and would soon fuck up his one achievement.

When the 'Line Held' page came up, I knew at that point that Vordrak had indeed fucked up and that Null was up to something juicy.
 
Glad to see the old place is back.

I look forward to Vordrak's reaction. Interesting fact: I didn't follow him before the site went down, but now he won't stop going on about KF, I found myself wondering just why he was so obsessed with this forum of autists discussing other autists. And now I know all about him.
 
FWIW, I'm glad the ship is still under your control, Null. The Farms will always exist in some form, but your stewardship is one of the best things this community has going for it.
 
I come back from vacation to see the Kiwi Farms had a countdown clock and thought "Oh cool we getting upgraded or something"

But nope, Vordak's deep sexual lusting for Null caused him to do fucked up crazy shit again.
 
There had to be a moment when the cows cheered
"Hooray that awful null man is gone, the farms is down and the user's will be doxxed"
Then they remembered a bunch of cows and their white knight's had accounts here.......
 
Allons enfants de la Forum,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la autisme,
L'étendard gris-vert est levé!
Entendez-vous dans les blogs
Mugir ces féroces lolcows?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Doxx vos matres, vos compagnes!

Aux armes, kiwis, formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons, qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos threads!
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Tragi-Chan said:
Glad to see the old place is back.

I look forward to Vordrak's reaction. Interesting fact: I didn't follow him before the site went down, but now he won't stop going on about KF, I found myself wondering just why he was so obsessed with this forum of autists discussing other autists. And now I know all about him.
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Same for me. Vordrak has always been enemy number one, but nothing has ever set him apart from the other billions of cows screaming at us to take down the forums...

Until now...
 
And here I thought I'd be able to live an honest fulfilling life- ah who am I kidding it's good to be back with you fucktards.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Same for me. Vordrak has always been enemy number one, but nothing has ever set him apart from the other billions of cows screaming at us to take down the forums...

Until now...
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Until he comes round to Nulls house and yells at his mother then I think Greta holds the top spot.
And she has promised retaliation for our return
 
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