License and registration please. - Do you know why I pulled you over?

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Makhnovshchina]

I'm not driving, I'm traveling.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Sure boss here you go . I'm sure my "license and registration" are satisfactory and I'm free to go

 

[Claude Sigma]

Am I being detained, officer? I don’t consent to your jurisdiction or recognize your authority over me. I’m a free traveler on the land, exercising my God-given right to travel, not driving under your corporate statutes. Show me the law that says I need a license, because I don’t see anything in the Constitution about that!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Is it because the dead body in the trunk stunk up the highway?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

open headers? tyres past fenders? too low?

 

[OrionBalls]

These aren't my pants

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Detain my semen

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yessuh ofsuh, I's gets it... *Grabs gun and wildly fires at you while stomping on the gas*

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

*deep breath* Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Oh no, I dropped all of my tray full of drugs, and most of it went up my ass, I hope no one comes to investigate.

 

[Jex]

I CAN’T BREATHE

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This child is clearly mine, I have her restrained.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

You pulled me over because I'm so damn good looking. Happens all the time and don't worry officer, it doesn't make you gay to acknowledge great beauty.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

You have no right to ask me for my land boat license, sir.. now bugger off as I make use of my right to travel!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because of all those people I killed?

 

[PonderosaPete]

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Go Go Gadget Gun in my Pocket.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

This was already in the car...wait, you did not say it has to be actually mine, and what blood do you mean, officer, I don't see any?

 

[draggs]

Am I being detained, officer? I don’t consent to your jurisdiction or recognize your authority over me. I’m a free traveler on the land, exercising my God-given right to travel, not driving under your corporate statutes. Show me the law that says I need a license, because I don’t see anything in the Constitution about that!

this man is a FED, officer

the correct verbiage is

I AM A FREE MAN TRAVELING ON THE LAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE