LGBTQiwis

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Two decade-long friends recently came out as.. Sex interested? They both put off HRT for years and but finally did it and engaged in local LGBT culture and realized you can suck and fuck whatever without needing a label. Well that went out the window as both of them at completely random tried dicking down a girl each, and now they're "lesbian girls" like the best of them.

I respect transsexuals but label the majority tranny for all that it entails, but man is it becoming difficult to even respect the good ones. Maybe it's my endless consuming of (good, story-driven) yuri/yaoi, but the more I reflect on a healthy hetero/homosexual relationship, the less these non-binary people appeal. I stumbled across a "ask men" thread on leddit and half the posts were "my woman won't let me go down on her cause she's self-conscious". And that's a healthy cis woman. Only served to underline how absolutely hellish dealing with even a confident transsexual is.

I have something I have to admit. I'm also one of LGBTQetcetc people. Specifically, I'm demisexual (and straight) - I want to bang a girl only when I have an emotional bond with her. I know it's weird, plz don't judge.

Joking or not, this shit is up there with "I only date intellectuals". These people want to come across above judging by looks, yet always phrase it in such a way that they clearly have no idea what keeps a relationship going. Nobody wants to have a fucking discussion every morning of the week, just like how 'vain' people enjoy long walks but do it once a month.

Not fucking on first (convention) date and moaning about how much of a slut you are for Aaron41_@Twitter has become so normalized you're basically considered a hardcore ball-busting sex denial dominatrix for wanting something emotional to be going on before you stick it in someone. You bust a nut in a moderately passing tranny, then what? Go again? Or do you want to cuddle, you sick fuck?

 

[awoo]

girls don't share my autistic interests

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Anyone else notice a rise in "Sapiosexuals"? Every time I see someone say that I want to run them over with a truck.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Anyone else notice a rise in "Sapiosexuals"? Every time I see someone say that I want to run them over with a truck.

The hell's a "Sapiosexual"?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

The hell's a "Sapiosexual"?

A pretentious asshole. Someone who claims that they're more attracted to brains than dick.

A sapiosexual is "a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others."

It's just douchbagery personified. This article talks about it a little bit. Very popular among faggots who want to seem "above" the usual grindr/etc hookup culture but still want to fuck so they act like twats.

 

[judge claude frollo]

i won't lie dawg
as long someone's an epic gamer, and knows how to bathe and look nice, i'm into it. regardless of gender identity. i guess that makes me a huge faggot, and that's okay. My gf is also the same, so we're double the trouble

 

[Otis Boi]

girls don't share my autistic interests

I mean its the only reason Im a fagg. What women going to listen to me sperg about video games for pillow talk?

 

[Lost send help]

Lesbian here.. I wonder do I blame going to an all girls school.

 

[awoo]

I mean its the only reason Im a fagg. What women going to listen to me sperg about video games for pillow talk?

or the features of C++ or what I learned in my math course or how AMD chips have been really great recently

I might as well become a fag. the overlap between programmers, weebs, and crossdressing femboys is alarmingly large. Reminder this exists https://github.com/komeiji-satori/Dress I'm tempted to contribute. God I wish I were a trap

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

God I wish I were a trap

If you ask me, there can never a real "trap". For that to exist there needs to be a boy that's so feminine that their appearance is synonymous with that of a real girl. I've yet to see such a case in real life or in social media (especially social media seeing as photos can be doctored to make the guy appear more feminine than they really are).

 

[awoo]

If you ask me, there can never a real "trap". For that to exist there needs to be a boy that's so feminine that their appearance is synonymous with that of a real girl. I've yet to see such a case in real life or in social media (especially social media seeing as photos can be doctored to make the guy appear more feminine than they really are).

ok fine I wish I were a femboy
but makeup, cosplay and most importantly suspension of disbelief go a long way

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

If you ask me, there can never a real "trap". For that to exist there needs to be a boy that's so feminine that their appearance is synonymous with that of a real girl. I've yet to see such a case in real life or in social media (especially social media seeing as photos can be doctored to make the guy appear more feminine than they really are).

you're wrong. it is rare but there have always been boys with delicate features and feminine builds. this is referenced in everything from old european literature to ancient chinese poetry.

hell, just walk around Gangnam in seoul and you'll see what I mean. Your life experience is very limited if you think that this isn't a real thing. Just because most people trying to be traps fail at it doesn't mean that it's impossible.

@awoo post ass pics

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

you're wrong. it is rare but there have always been boys with delicate features and feminine builds. this is referenced in everything from old european literature to ancient chinese poetry.

hell, just walk around Gangnam in seoul and you'll see what I mean. Your life experience is very limited if you think that this isn't a real thing. Just because most people trying to be traps fail at it doesn't mean that it's impossible.

Well, fuck me then.

 

[awoo]

I need to get off my fat ass and lose a bunch of weight first
but I suffer from something that afflicts many Americans: chronic laziness

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I need to get off my fat ass and lose a bunch of weight first
but I suffer from something that afflicts many Americans: chronic laziness

then go do it

the only thing worse than a fat faggot is a fat faggot who complains about being fat

 

[awoo]

then go do it

the only thing worse than a fat faggot is a fat faggot who complains about being fat

that's too hard
I could be shitposting online instead

 

[FierceBrosnan]

that's too hard
I could be shitposting online instead

I will drag you to the gym with me and turn you into the twink or bara of your dreams.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I will drag you to the gym with me and turn you into the twink or bara of your dreams.

That would normally be so threatening, but the farms are bizarro world where that’s wholesome af

 

[FierceBrosnan]

That would normally be so threatening, but the farms are bizarro world where that’s wholesome af

Well now that the passing of Billy Harrington has left a huge aniki shaped hole in the universe someone has got to step up to fill it.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Anyone else notice a rise in "Sapiosexuals"? Every time I see someone say that I want to run them over with a truck.

Gonna need several trucks for queer, asexual, non binary, and sapoisexual