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I guess to semi-change the subject while still staying on the same track (I know that doesn't make sense but whatever):

How did your perceptions of your preferred role (aka top/bottom/both) change over time from before your first time to currently?

For me, I genuinely thought I was a top, and that was "reaffirmed" due to first experiences being clunky and not well thought out. But once I did it right it changed to both, to eventually completely 180'ing to the point where I prefer to bottom 90% of the time. Just thought it was funny how that worked.
 
It hasn't changed because I haven't had my first time
which "lucky" kiwi will be my first?? :heart-full:
 
polonium said:
How can you say this when Total Recall exists?
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The best movie he has ever been in, artistically, but the quintessential Arnold film is Commando. Ninety minutes of homoerotically charged mayhem, one-liners, rippling muscle, and explosions. Every time I'm shattering some twink's pelvis I get flashbacks to when I first saw that film as a child.

Remember, "You don't want the girl, you want me!"
 
JohnDoe said:
The best movie he has ever been in, artistically, but the quintessential Arnold film is Commando. Ninety minutes of homoerotically charged mayhem, one-liners, rippling muscle, and explosions. Every time I'm shattering some twink's pelvis I get flashbacks to when I first saw that film as a child.

Remember, "You don't want the girl, you want me!"
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You know, I think I actually haven't seen that one.
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Total Recall is great not only because of Arnold, but it also has Michael "Hollywood's Torso" Ironside, losing limbs in it.
 
JohnDoe said:
The best movie he has ever been in, artistically, but the quintessential Arnold film is Commando. Ninety minutes of homoerotically charged mayhem, one-liners, rippling muscle, and explosions. Every time I'm shattering some twink's pelvis I get flashbacks to when I first saw that film as a child.

Remember, "You don't want the girl, you want me!"
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Isn't that a Cannon film? I only know it by reputation. I'm not normally a huge fan of pure action movies, they need an element of horror or sci-fi before I'm onboard.

Also, True Lies. Self-aware Arnold, sexy librarian Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold in the only good role of his career.
 
JohnDoe said:
The best movie he has ever been in, artistically, but the quintessential Arnold film is Commando. Ninety minutes of homoerotically charged mayhem, one-liners, rippling muscle, and explosions. Every time I'm shattering some twink's pelvis I get flashbacks to when I first saw that film as a child.

Remember, "You don't want the girl, you want me!"
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I dunno. Running Man: more spandex, better one-liners and Jesse <BODY> Ventura. Though Total Recall was absolutely best Ahnold, I feel like Running Man probably had a higher homoeroticism index.
 
yahooligan said:
I dunno. Running Man: more spandex, better one-liners and Jesse <BODY> Ventura. Though Total Recall was absolutely best Ahnold, I feel like Running Man probably had a higher homoeroticism index.
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It had the Runner Buzzsaw, who was so full of raging, barely-suppressed homoeroticism that his head was bound to pop off like Old Faithful at any given moment.
 
I'm a supermassive black hole at the center of a near-inactive quasar, so I guess everything is attractive in one way or another.
 
yahooligan said:
I dunno. Running Man: more spandex, better one-liners and Jesse <BODY> Ventura. Though Total Recall was absolutely best Ahnold, I feel like Running Man probably had a higher homoeroticism index.
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It fails the test because Ahnold ends up seducing a woman, and we get ladies in spandex at every turn. Commando sets the stage for the 'in front of my salad' meme to come, and ends with the forceful penetration of the villain. The only indication or mention of heterosexual activity or existence is the fact that he's rescuing his daughter, but John Matrix is so masculine and potent that even when he fucks dudes (ladies can't survive the process) I imagine every fertile womb within a few miles feels the aftershocks.
 
JohnDoe said:
The best movie he has ever been in, artistically, but the quintessential Arnold film is Commando. Ninety minutes of homoerotically charged mayhem, one-liners, rippling muscle, and explosions. Every time I'm shattering some twink's pelvis I get flashbacks to when I first saw that film as a child.

Remember, "You don't want the girl, you want me!"
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Thanks for the tip, i'm going to put this movie on next time i have a guy over
 
Arnold and his oeuvre definitely spoke to the fag in me when I was younger, but if there’s any movie that did it for me, it was Bloodsport.

Jean-Claude Van Damme in short shorts, fighting other men in short shorts while being muscular and sweating profusely.... It doesn’t get any better.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
How can you all be discussing Arnold movies and not one of you mentioned Conan? Shirtless, sweaty beefcake Arnold throughout most of the movie.

And you call yourselves faggots. I'm not angry, just disappointed...
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That's because Conan is so goddam straight he repels gay energy. Even the seemingly gay snake cultist is the movie isn't really a fag, he's just a cowed straight guy.

And then the second one had Grace Jones bugging her eyes out at me, that practically ruined puberty.
 
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I have something I have to admit. I'm also one of LGBTQetcetc people. Specifically, I'm demisexual (and straight) - I want to bang a girl only when I have an emotional bond with her. I know it's weird, plz don't judge.
 
010101 said:
I have something I have to admit. I'm also one of LGBTQetcetc people. Specifically, I'm demisexual (and straight) - I want to bang a girl only when I have an emotional bond with her. I know it's weird, plz don't judge.
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That's called being a normal human being who wants a stable relationship. Demisexual is just one of the dozens of exceptional add-ons the LGBT+++++++++ keeps throwing to the pile because apparently only wanting to fuck with your same reproductive organs or hacking your own off isn't special enough anymore.
 
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