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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Men who enjoy written erotica are always damn weirdos. I don't get it.

 

[General Patton]

Men who enjoy written erotica are always damn weirdos. I don't get it.

I may be bad at writing gay sex as a man but at least I never got exposed for targeting numerous teenage boys on discord and commenting over how hot they are.

 

[ReeTardSavant]

I used to joke about it tbh, but now I find it more annoying and "haha gays don't know about women's vagina" disrespectful. It's a vagina.

I mean, sure there's stories about gay men trying it with pooners and crying about how it's what their mothers wanted for them, but that's another thing.

PP is just WAY more aesthetic.

 

[Token Faggot]

Everyone says this and then goes on to talk about oral like you guys are washing your cock before someone sucks it right? Yea it's not quite as bad but still.

Damn right I'm washing it along with the rest of me, particularly if I have reason to anticipate the possibility of suckage occurring

I thought guys liked a little flavor when slurping on a dude's hawg

No thanks, no more than the absolute reasonable minimum

 

[General Patton]

Unwashed and unclean dick is the worst taste ever. I ended up spending hours trying anything to wash that taste out of my mouth. Anything. I even ate soap, lol.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Men who enjoy written erotica are always damn weirdos. I don't get it.

As opposed to ones who's dopamine receptors are burned out by porn videos?

Those people make the written erotica crowd look sane.

 

[Fishnumm]

do you guys ever like stop being gay after you stop taking you heart medication

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

As opposed to ones who's dopamine receptors are burned out by porn videos?

Those people make the written erotica crowd look sane.

Normal men just have a quick wank here and there to release pressure. Believe it or not, most of us don't sit around gooning for hours on end since that's weird.

 

[General Patton]

Sometimes I like to read Victorian erotica just to remind myself that even in the 1800s people were as pervy as us.

 

[Token Faggot]

Normal men just have a quick wank here and there to release pressure. Believe it or not, most of us don't sit around gooning for hours on end since that's weird.

Also.... most of us just dont have the time, never mind the wierd. Thats what I always wonder with these gooners - where do they get the time to do all that?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Sometimes I like to read Victorian erotica just to remind myself that even in the 1800s people were as pervy as us.

Women are weird.

 

[General Patton]

Women are weird.

That was my way of saying I research Victorian work to get a good idea of their attitudes on sex and other things, lol. I like seeing historical behavior. So sue me.

Just for that, I'm not going to give you a humorous naughty limerick from the book.

.....

Okay, you can have one.

A young woman got married at Chester.
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You're in luck,
He's a stunning good fuck.
For I've had himself myself down in Leicester.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Women do love their religion and Christianity.

 

[General Patton]

Kind of on topic, but gay and lesbian history is fascinating from the 1900s and before. As a history buff, it's interesting.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

 

[General Patton]

Also.... most of us just dont have the time, never mind the wierd. Thats what I always wonder with these gooners - where do they get the time to do all that?

I saw an old True Life episode on MTV about porn addiction. The first man, one who was religious and had a family, was living separately from his wife, watched porn constantly when he was alone, and because he wasn't living with his family.

The second guy had no job during most of it, so he constantly watched porn for hours.