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a-Lager said:
Never heard of anyone wanting to just frot (or knows what that means) however
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A non-penetrative sex in which two males rub each other's penises.
Frot or frotting (slang for frottage; from French frotter 'to rub') is a sexual practice that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact. The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged or disliked the practice of anal sex, but has since spread in usage to others who may not share those attitudes.
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Mesh Gear Fox said:
I do enjoy anal, but the prep almost makes it not worth it. When you're in the heat of passion, it's hard for both of you to stop and wait. You just want to fuck without all the work.
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Some guys dont bother with any of the prep they just go for it bareback, no condoms, nothing. Gross and unsafe
ReeTardSavant said:
There exists a sex toy that is essentially a double-ended fleshlight where you can meet in the middle. Might be the gayest thing you can do.
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Can I get this at Kmart or Walmart? Should I ask next time I'm in there?
 
To echo what everyone here has been saying, the issue with anal is that it requires so much prep time. Not just the however long it takes to clean out and stretch, but however long before that where you have to abstain from eating certain foods (or exclusively eat certain other foods.) It is not sexy to say "alright, I will begin getting everything set up around 7:30 and we can begin activities at 8 pm sharp." Are we having sex or scheduling a webinar? Plus, I can't force myself to be in the mood for sex at a certain time, it just sort of has to come up naturally. Furthermore,!preparing for anal always turns me off. It's so gross and uncomfortable that the only thing I want to do after is bathe and possibly cry a little bit, not put a penis up there

Lord of the Goyims said:
Everyone here should start talking about their favorite sexual activities.
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I usually just read the fake lolcow thread I made for myself and jerk off to the thought of internet strangers mocking me

ReeTardSavant said:
There exists a sex toy that is essentially a double-ended fleshlight where you can meet in the middle.
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Fiber supps + quick enemas are the way to go imo. Fiber supplements are a quick addition to your morning routine that'll keep you clean. It's like ten bucks for a big long lasting canister of it and you take a spoon of it in water every morning. Make sure it's flavored, or else it tastes like you're drinking liquid cardboard, and don't drink it too fast or you'll get a stomach ache. Basic enemas should be quick. Just a minute or two, some warm tap water, a little lube, and a bulb. You don't need to clean your entire lower intestine out past the colon, just your rectum. That is, unless you're doing some really devious shit like fisting or sexual activity exceeding a few hours, in which case you have no choice but to clean further and it takes MUCH longer. If your, uh, sin, really bothers you: a tip I've been using for a while is putting some hand soap in the toilet and foaming it up with the toilet brush before cleaning. Out of sight, out of mind. Don't do enemas more than 3 times a week, it's not healthy for your rectum lining. And definitely make sure no extra water is left in there, or you'll see it later.
 
Leather Gliscor said:
Fiber supps + quick enemas are the way to go imo. Fiber supplements are a quick addition to your morning routine that'll keep you clean. It's like ten bucks for a big long lasting canister of it and you take a spoon of it in water every morning. Make sure it's flavored, or else it tastes like you're drinking liquid cardboard, and don't drink it too fast or you'll get a stomach ache. Basic enemas should be quick. Just a minute or two, some warm tap water, a little lube, and a bulb. You don't need to clean your entire lower intestine out past the colon, just your rectum. That is, unless you're doing some really devious shit like fisting or sexual activity exceeding a few hours, in which case you have no choice but to clean further and it takes MUCH longer. If your, uh, sin, really bothers you: a tip I've been using for a while is putting some hand soap in the toilet and foaming it up with the toilet brush before cleaning. Out of sight, out of mind. Don't do enemas more than 3 times a week, it's not healthy for your rectum lining. And definitely make sure no extra water is left in there, or you'll see it later.
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This is why I'm wtf
 
Leather Gliscor said:
Fiber supps + quick enemas are the way to go imo. Fiber supplements are a quick addition to your morning routine that'll keep you clean. It's like ten bucks for a big long lasting canister of it and you take a spoon of it in water every morning. Make sure it's flavored, or else it tastes like you're drinking liquid cardboard, and don't drink it too fast or you'll get a stomach ache. Basic enemas should be quick. Just a minute or two, some warm tap water, a little lube, and a bulb. You don't need to clean your entire lower intestine out past the colon, just your rectum. That is, unless you're doing some really devious shit like fisting or sexual activity exceeding a few hours, in which case you have no choice but to clean further and it takes MUCH longer. If your, uh, sin, really bothers you: a tip I've been using for a while is putting some hand soap in the toilet and foaming it up with the toilet brush before cleaning. Out of sight, out of mind. Don't do enemas more than 3 times a week, it's not healthy for your rectum lining. And definitely make sure no extra water is left in there, or you'll see it later.
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Shit pusher or not more people need to intake more fiber. Keeps cholesterol down, lowers weight since it makes you feel satiated, and shuts down most gastrointestinal issues. If any kiwis are looking into drinking it though I recommend finding some thats sugar free psyllium husk since slop like regular Metamucil is like 75% sugar.
 
a-Lager said:
Shit pusher or not more people need to intake more fiber. Keeps cholesterol down, lowers weight since it makes you feel satiated, and shuts down most gastrointestinal issues. If any kiwis are looking into drinking it though I recommend finding some thats sugar free psyllium husk since slop like regular Metamucil is like 75% sugar.
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I get these low-carb tortillas from walmart that are 100% of your daily recommended fiber for a single burrito-sized one. works great for both weight loss meals and meeting my fiber.
 
gagabobo1997 said:
I get these low-carb tortillas from walmart that are 100% of your daily recommended fiber for a single burrito-sized one. works great for both weight loss meals and meeting my fiber.
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I just got some of those for my meal prep. Bag of washed Cole Slaw mix, can of corn, can of black beans, some shredded cheese and a rotisserie chicken shredded up. Make a mix of mayo and plain greek yogurt with some taco seasoning, mix it all together. Toss in a fiber wrap when you are ready to eat. Two fill me up for hours.
 
Between Cabbage, Beans and fiber from the wraps it should be one of those Ghost Poops. You don't feel it, nothing on your ass or toilet paper, only proof is the log in the bowl.
 
a-Lager said:
Shit pusher or not more people need to intake more fiber. Keeps cholesterol down, lowers weight since it makes you feel satiated, and shuts down most gastrointestinal issues. If any kiwis are looking into drinking it though I recommend finding some thats sugar free psyllium husk since slop like regular Metamucil is like 75% sugar.
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If you're getting your fiber, you may as well get in your lean protein. That also keeps you satiated if you're trying to stay healthy. Doesn't have to be expensive burger meat either. Lean red meat isn't nearly as bad as its richer, fattier counterparts and it's rather nutrient rich. Get yourself a sirloin, top round steak, eye round, strip steak, etc. Pork chops from the loin are also very lean, as is chicken breast. They all cook pretty similarly, so if you keep cooking them daily you'll figure out how to stop overcooking them into wet cotton.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Everyone says this and then goes on to talk about oral like you guys are washing your cock before someone sucks it right? Yea it's not quite as bad but still.
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I refuse to touch my own dick. Im no fag.
Leather Gliscor said:
Pork chops from the loin are also very lean, as is chicken breast. They all cook pretty similarly, so if you keep cooking them daily you'll figure out how to stop overcooking them into wet cotton.
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I marinade the meat while im at work and it usually so juicy. I cant eat porn chops normally but that really helps.
 
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