✨ Celebrity Leslie Jones

[chocolatesaltyballs]

I thought there was nothing left on the internet that could force the ol' bile to rise.

I was wrong. So very wrong...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

If a warrior's welcome was to pork a hambeast, they're better off dead.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

If a warrior's welcome was to pork a hamgorilla, they're better off dead.

FTFY

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Paging Chris-chan: buy a plane ticket, your Love Quest is now underway!

 

[lolwut]

Paging Chris-chan: buy a plane ticket, your Love Quest is now underway!

"no darkies"

 

[BrunoMattei]

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[RomanesEuntDomus]

Sooo... has she actually done anything since GB2016 blew up like a Hindenburg/Challenger midair collision?
I mean besides tweeting in barely intelligible ebony-gibberish about Olympics or something?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Sooo... has she actually done anything since GB2016 blew up like a Hindenburg/Challenger midair collision?
I mean besides tweeting in barely intelligible ebony-gibberish about Olympics or something?

No, I think she's on the "I'm popular because I'm unpopular" career path now. Basically that career path where Hollywood props her up because she's valuable as a symbol of how much disdain they have for the commoners. She'll wind up on The View or something like it, maybe they'll replace Whoopi Goldberg with her so they can have an even dumber token black chick to say even more offensive stupid bullshit.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Sooo... has she actually done anything since GB2016 blew up like a Hindenburg/Challenger midair collision?

i take it she would be the blimp in this metaphor?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Sooo... has she actually done anything since GB2016 blew up like a Hindenburg/Challenger midair collision?
I mean besides tweeting in barely intelligible ebony-gibberish about Olympics or something?

Her career is done in movies. She might get supporting roles as the token sassy black lady and that's about it.

 

[AnOminous]

No, I think she's on the "I'm popular because I'm unpopular" career path now. Basically that career path where Hollywood props her up because she's valuable as a symbol of how much disdain they have for the commoners.

Ask Andy Dick how long that career path lasts.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Sure you can have sex, Leslie:
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Ask Andy Dick how long that career path lasts.

Fucker's still occasionally getting work so pretty damn long. I mean they even asked him to guest star on The Simpsons.

 

[TS 298]

Ask Andy Dick how long that career path lasts.

Entirely too fucking long?

 

[proteus4994]

Yeah Andy Dick was a bad example because his career went on way too fucking long.

Maybe Tom Green would be a better one.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Ask Andy Dick how long that career path lasts.

Chris Kattan is a better point of reference because he was another SNL alum who wasn't funny and all of his films flopped horribly.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I see hundreds of Leslie Jones types around Chicagoland weekly. I don't think they're worth a shit nor would deliberately pay attention to their monkeyshines either. Common sheboon cunt.

At least Macy Gray can sing.

All Leslie does is the "mad black woman" stereotype, and she sucks at that.

Leslie Jones, you are no Debra Wilson.

 

[vertexwindi]

Ask Andy Dick how long that career path lasts.

So how long until Jon Lovitz smashes Leslie Jones' head into a bar?

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah Andy Dick was a bad example because his career went on way too fucking long.

I guess you're right.

I suppose one difference is Andy Dick can, on occasion, actually be fucking hilarious (I mean on purpose rather than personally being a lolcow which he usually is).

 

[BrunoMattei]

I guess you're right.

I suppose one difference is Andy Dick can, on occasion, actually be fucking hilarious (I mean on purpose rather than personally being a lolcow which he usually is).

He has a lot of friends in relatively high places so he's always consistently going to get work. It's the same with Rob Schneider.