✨ Celebrity Leslie Jones

[Jigglyjogglers]

"And what you doing right now but bitching!"

I heard the hoodrat accent while reading that.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Yes, humor and wisdom are definitely the words I'd use, and not "somehow even stupider than the idiots using low-grade Harambe memes"

 

[Without A Gout]

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She stop eating spinach yet has an undying love for kale? Disgusting.

 

[Trombonista]

The smartest tweet she's ever posted.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Anyone who takes one look at that bitch and this tweet knows she misspelled "potato"

 

[ZehnBoat]

Anyone who takes one look at that bitch and this tweet knows she misspelled "gravy"

ftfy

 

[exposethebad]

She might just be the most unattractive human being on the planet at this moment and I say that with total seriousness.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

She might just be the most unattractive human being on the planet at this moment and I say that with total seriousness.

You can tell when someone doesn't have access to the Phil forum.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

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Jay Z?!

 

[Xerxes IX]

grace, power and style

SHE HAS NO STYLE

SHE HAS NO GRACE

 

[Trombonista]

Guess who got quoted in Entertainment Weekly again?

Real trolls ain't tappin' on the keyboard. They're swinging shovels.

 

[RM 810]

Real trolls ain't tappin' on the keyboard. They're swinging shovels.

Not living under bridges?

Seriously, what does that even mean?

 

[sasazuka]

I thought Leslie Jones' bit on "real life trolls" was pretty funny, to be honest. And I'm not even someone who usually laughs at her guest bits on Weekend Update.

Maybe she didn't write it?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Guess who got quoted in Entertainment Weekly again?

See when Will Smith's kid says crazy random shit like that the internet wants him dragged behind a pickup truck and hung from the nearest tree, this psychotic gorilla says it and she's "inspiring".

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

She might just be the most unattractive human being on the planet at this moment and I say that with total seriousness.

Two words: Lena Dunham.

 

[Adamska]

I got a rebuttal to Jones: "Real actresses aren't crying about trolls; they're getting actual roles."

 

[BrunoMattei]

I got a rebuttal to Jones: "Real actresses aren't crying about trolls; they're getting actual roles."

The SNL curse (is it a curse? I don't know but it seems like it) where if an SNL cast member is in a big debut picture and it flops, that's pretty much it for their career. She's just the next Chris Kattan.

 

[Owen Grady]

The SNL curse (is it a curse? I don't know but it seems like it) where if an SNL cast member is in a big debut picture and it flops, that's pretty much it for their career. She's just the next Chris Kattan.

Actually the SNL Curse means that you fucking die shortly after leaving the show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_cast_members#.22SNL_Curse.22

So it's probably more like she's the next Chris Farley except not funny or interesting.

 

[Trombonista]

The SNL curse (is it a curse? I don't know but it seems like it) where if an SNL cast member is in a big debut picture and it flops, that's pretty much it for their career. She's just the next Chris Kattan.

Actually the SNL Curse means that you fucking die shortly after leaving the show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_cast_members#.22SNL_Curse.22

So it's probably more like she's the next Chris Farley except not funny or interesting.

I think the first one is more likely and a better definition of the SNL curse.

 

[GabeRegan]

Yeah, only a fraction of the cast members outside of the first season ever found any real success in movies. Jimmy Fallon was one of the funniest people in years, and the only movie of his I can remember is that taxi movie with Queen Latifah. A few of his cast mates had some success on TV, but that was mostly limited to 30 Rock.