✨ Celebrity Leslie Jones

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When white people leave Twitter, they leave Twitter.

When black people leave Twitter, THEY LEAVE TWITTER FOR 72 HOURS, kno wut am seyin????!!!?????

(My attempt at the stereotypical joke that leaves Leslie Jone's prolapsed mouth that is just as funny as every other joke she farts out her prolapsed asshole, or rejected Ghostbusters lines for her character? You decide.)
 
When white people leave Twitter, they leave Twitter.

When black people leave Twitter, THEY LEAVE TWITTER FOR 72 HOURS, kno wut am seyin????!!!?????
What about this white guy then?

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Not sure if this has been brought up or not but something just struck me. She claims her professional website was hacked which is where the pictures were lifted.

Point being... since when do people leave pictures of themselves being buttfucked on their professional webpage? This situation just reeks of make believe. I mean, a phone or home computer maybe but a professional occupational website? Errr...... if she truly was hacked that would mean she was storing those on her job site which... wow....

This woman truly is the epitome of derp.
 
Not sure if this has been brought up or not but something just struck me. She claims her professional website was hacked which is where the pictures were lifted.

Point being... since when do people leave pictures of themselves being buttfucked on their professional webpage? This situation just reeks of make believe.


probably the same password as her cloud or the website was virtualized on the cloud
 
probably the same password as her cloud or the website was virtualized on the cloud

Yeah that would make sense, good call. Even still though she made it a point to say her professional site. It's really fishy. One would think that, considering what was leaked, she would want to keep that one quiet but I guess spreading your ass to show yourself getting hamboned in the backdoor is a new facet of being a victim.
 
probably the same password as her cloud or the website was virtualized on the cloud
The only weird thing to me is that her driver's license and passport** were leaked as well apparently. Who keeps scans/photos of that shit on either their icloud or their website? Any time I've had to scan important documents I deleted the image files after sending them. Then again we aren't dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
The only weird thing to me is that her driver's license and birth certificate were leaked as well apparently. Who keeps scans/photos of that shit on either their icloud or their website? Any time I've had to scan either document I deleted the image files after sending them. Then again we aren't dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed.



she's an idiot. i can see her taking pics of them for say new jobs she takes like ghostbusters or snl (all within the past couple years of icloud's existence)
 
she's an idiot. i can see her taking pics of them for say new jobs she takes like ghostbusters or snl (all within the past couple years of icloud's existence)
Yeah, I guess "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" applies here.
 
The only weird thing to me is that her driver's license and passport** were leaked as well apparently. Who keeps scans/photos of that shit on either their icloud or their website? Any time I've had to scan important documents I deleted the image files after sending them. Then again we aren't dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed.

I would assume she had them scanned and saved online for when she traveled to Rio for the Olympics, maybe in case the originals got stolen. I don't know. Seems like a dumb idea regardless.
 
I would assume she had them scanned and saved online for when she traveled to Rio for the Olympics, maybe in case the originals got stolen. I don't know. Seems like a dumb idea regardless.
Has she not heard of a usb drive?
 
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