✨ Celebrity Leslie Jones

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Attention, all peace loving muslims. Now that Leslie Jones has been dealt with, I declare jihād on Paul Feig's ugly collection of ties. Whoever delivers their shredded remains before Abu Bakr will be rewarded with a millon gorillion sexdecillion Zimbabwean Dollars, Brianna Wu's testicles in formaldehyde and may take the hand of the most beautiful goat in all of Levant in marriage.
السلام عليكم
 
Intelligent Calcium said:
Attention, all peace loving muslims. Now that Leslie Jones has been dealt with, I declare jihād on Paul Feig's ugly collection of ties. Whoever delivers their shredded remains before Abu Bakr will be rewarded with a millon gorillion sexdecillion Zimbabwean Dollars, Brianna Wu's testicles in formaldehyde and may take the hand of the most beautiful goat in all of Levant in marriage.
السلام عليكم
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wait a minute goats don't have hands
 
raymond said:
Really? When?
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@Heretics on Holiday, though to be perfectly fair she was just a forum member who happened to be planning a shooting. The cops stopped her, and we just made a thread after the fact.

Then again, we made a thread after the fact for this too, and we're getting blamed anyway. So fuck it, we totally stopped a shooter.
 
Mrs Paul said:
Wait, WE started the attack on Leslie? Da'fuck?
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I was just watching some lady on CBSN interview Milo at the RNC. She seems to think that he started it.

Or maybe we started it, but he kept it going? I don't know. What I do know is that it definitely wasn't some twelve-year-olds doing what twelve-year-olds do on the internet. Not even a little bit.
 
Some JERK said:
I was just watching some lady on CBSN interview Milo at the RNC. She seems to think that he started it.

Or maybe we started it, but he kept it going? I don't know. What I do know is that it definitely wasn't some twelve-year-olds doing what twelve-year-olds do on the internet. Not even a little bit.
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Let's stop pretending. We all know this is a coordinated military assault, and kiwifarms is the central communications hub.

Every message is a coded one to operatives in the field, telling them what to do. 12 year olds simply aren't capable of this level of highly sophisticated coordinating.

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As Allah is willing we will fight until every last woman, child, transtrender, dangerhair, non binary gender, and non white person is no longer a burden on our most holy sites, Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook.

Those who stand against us will feel the power of Allahs might, as our great fatwah wields the power of the mighty N-bomb!

Allauh Ackbar!
 
Corypheus said:
[GALLERY=media, 2262]Image by Corypheus posted Jul 21, 2016 at 10:00 AM[/GALLERY]
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If he's so innocent, then why is that chair - that black chair - covered in scratch-marks?

Or is he using the old "I don't see color" excuse? Nice try cat, but that one only works for dogs.
 
Loxiozzz said:
Might look cute, but I'm sure that cat helped play a role in taking down Jones. Semper Fi, kitty.
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Yes! Yes! Deploy more kittens! Pull those levers! Soon the internet will have forgotten our dastardly master plan, to... to... dammit, I totally forgot what our endgame is. Is it something about ice cream? I am pretty sure it is something about ice cream and asphalt... and there was a newt involved and I am pretty sure we got a secret missile base in Ulaanbaatar.... fuck... anyway is it time to unfreeze Hitler yet?
 
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