Leslie Eclaire / Richard Jones - Masturbating While Driving

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Richard Jones
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"Leslie Eclaire"
Disgraced Substitute Teacher
31 years of age
Transgendered​

Many Kiwi's know Leslie Eclaire as one of Phil's more visible asspatters, regularly showing up to offer praise for whatever racist, transphobic, bigoted, or genocidal thing he may spout off on Facebook. But until recently, Leslie has been a bit of an enigma. All that was to go on was her Facebook handle "oriontyson" and "Orion" nickname.

But today esteemed colleague @BALLZ-BROKEN informed the forum that Leslie is actually a man named Richard Jones. Richardhas a notorious history, resulting in multiple bans from Something Awful and threads dedicated to him on Something Sensitive. More information was gleaned from a pastebin that @cat discovered, detailing even more insanity on Richard.

In this, we learn that Richard used to be a substitute teacher at Duval County Public School in Jacksonville, Florida. Richard was fired when his obsessive use of recreational drugs, attempting to get alcohol for underaged girls, and masturbating while driving came to the attention of the school district.

Coming shortly will be screen captures detailing many of these events. However, Richard has a history of trying to Delete Everything, so if you have any information on a special one of Phil's friends, please let us know! Coming up shortly, screen caps involving his deviant behavior.
 
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Leslie Eclaire, hipforums Part 1

Well that's a boring dream
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Confirmation that Dotadave has had a paid history with Something Awful, linking this account further with Richard's. Also, another really boring dream where he accidentally slips up and references his last name being "Jones".
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Drug Usage
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Jacking it while driving
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I love this post so much because it is a perfect encapsulation of the hypocritical mindset of Phil and his contemporaries.
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I don't know enough about Richard yet to tell how much of this is an exaggeration or not. But as far back as 2004, he was trying to find ways to not work and make money being oppressed.
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"In some ways I regret that the south lost the civil war, not because it freed the slaves but at least then we would have so many southern politicians. We should have let all the deliverance, redneck, pig fuckers go."
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Here's one of the Big Events where Richard posts about trying to illegally get a girl under 21 drunk so he can fuck her, and is butthurt when he gets played like a chump by her and her friends. I've included about half the thread where everyone calls a 17 year old an "inconsiderate bitch" and a "snotty little user".
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What is it about Phil seeming to know all the worst people? Seriously he's a magnet for this kind of idiot.
 
I salute the girl for not falling for the creepy dude's advances.
 
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Here's one of the Big Events where Richard posts about trying to illegally get a girl under 21 drunk so he can fuck her, and is butthurt when he gets played like a chump by her and her friends. I've included about half the thread where everyone calls a 17 year old an "inconsiderate bitch" and a "snotty little user".
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Richard confirmed for being a Love Shy.

No wonder he's friends with Phil. They both hate women.
 
Leslie Eclaire, hipforums Part 2

Let me preface this by saying any post started with "[let me] preface this by saying" is going to be, at best, resoundingly stupid. Roe vs Wade apparently offends Richard's delicate libertarian sensibilities.
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At the time of this post, Richard did not identify as transgendered. This also isn't the first time he has alluded to physically fighting evil government forces who attempt to capture him by force, it's just the funniest.
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Is this guy to SomethingAwful what Peppy is to the farms?
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The Boss sounds like someone with a keen eye about him. Also, lol, he quit the job his dad got him
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Brocktoon is a master of the trolling craft. This thread on gay marraige got Richard so fucking fired up he was a contradiction machine. Here's one of the best parts where he gets irrationally mad.
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The ego on this guy!
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salt levels critical
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1) Richard is an absolute idiot 2) this would explain why he's all freaked out about Phil's scratches.
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"Clinton was a great leader aside from over-sensationalized affair with his fat jewish secretary"
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The last is a cap showing that he started teaching as a substitute.
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So he is, or was, one of those asshole lame adult teachers who wanted to be the "cool" teacher. While actually being really fucking lame.
 
Oh good lord. I am familiar with this guy's antics on Something Awful. He is a big fan of lolicon games and was permabanned from SA for defending them, which makes his choice of occupation even creepier. As much of a trainwreck as he is, I never expected to find him rubbing shoulders with ADF.

Also he needs a better wig, I can't believe he went out wearing that halloween costume shit.
 
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